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I cast a spell on JTDIII to make him do my bidding, but the fool dared to resist and suffered fatal brain damage in the ensuing mental battle.
I attack Malvel, The Dark Wizard with a magic (Intercontinental Ballistic) missile!
*vacuums up Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis's character sheet*
Time to disassemble!
I get Deadly Derek to attach Dedrick to a derrick, draining out all his essential oils and causing minor earthquakes!
I pray for Joe Pesci to come around Pulg's place with a Louisville Slugger, a tank of gasoline, and a MASER.
I tell George Carlin a dirty joke, which mainly involves me saying, "Knock knock," over and over while pushing his face down in the mud.