>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[ulgulanoth]

I blame Cosmo for having a headache!

[Kajehase]

What did he do? Ram his head into the wall?

I blame Cosmo for being stupid enough to ram his head into a wall.

[Cheapy]

I blame Cosmo for causing the smurfs to hit the fan three separate times within an hour at work.

[Haladir]

I blame Cosmo for those smurf-tastic avatars!

[thunderspirit]

Jim Groves wrote:

And Van Halen, I'm just sayin'.

Take all the letter of C O S M O and translate them into numbers, multiply by 6.66, divide by 7, add 3, reverse the numbers and convert them back into letters, translate into Portuguese.. and it spells Sammy Hagar.

I'll just leave this here.

You can blame Cosmo.

[Tels]

Azaelas Fayth wrote:

I blame/thank Cosmo for Robin Hood: Men in Tights being so Bloody Hilarious.

Those words... I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

I blame Cosmo for that.

[Cosmo]

Azaelas Fayth wrote:

I blame/thank Cosmo for Robin Hood: Men in Tights being so Bloody Hilarious.

No favorite for you. If I were responsible, it would have been Hilariously Bloody.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo that the lunch caterer at work convinced me to have a cookie. "Cookies make people happy!" she said.

Apparently Cosmo didn't have enough cookies growing up. I blame him for that, too.

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Azaelas Fayth wrote:

I blame/thank Cosmo for Robin Hood: Men in Tights being so Bloody Hilarious.

No favorite for you. If I were responsible, it would have been Hilariously Bloody.

I blame Cosmo for playing favorites.

[Limeylongears]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that there was no nice beer left when I got to the supermarket, forcing me to choose between drinking lager and dying of thirst.

[Oladon]

Which did you pick?

[Desiccated Corpse]

Death. Obviously.

[Oladon]

Just making sure. I agree that it's Cosmo's fault.

[John Kretzer]

IN THE FUTURE....(why? because after blaming him for man's expulsion from Eden...I am running out of big things).

*exits Time Machine*

I Blame Cosmo for the Rise of the Machine.

I Blame Cosmo for the Zombie appocolpyse...

And those who survive the above...

I Blamr Cosmo for Armeggdon(not the movie though I guess we could blame that on him also)

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmos for stealing my drive to paint my new Games Workshop minis. Also for delaying my Reapermas, and the very probably theft of my drive to paint all of those minis too.

[Cori Marie]

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

[Cosmo]

Cori Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

Actually, that one is ALL Canada's fault. You'll need to Blame Canada for her.

[Azaelas Fayth]

Cosmo: I blame you for not working on it but I still thank you for not working on it. The reason: I love Blinkin!

Note: That only applies if you would have messed with Blinkin. Otherwise I Blame you entirely with no thanks do to it not being better.

@Cori Marie: I love the new Avatar. Fits you better I do believe.

Also: I blame Cosmo for my getting adictted to Giants and Dwarves TD on Kongregate.

[Uncle Teddy]

I blame Cosmo for hiding the real Fountain of Youth and replacing it with the Fountain of Madness.

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Cori Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

Actually, that one is ALL Canada's fault. You'll need to Blame Canada for her.

I blame Cosmo for Canada.

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cori Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

Actually, that one is ALL Canada's fault. You'll need to Blame Canada for her.

I blame Cosmo for Canada.

I was going ro say that.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky stealing my line.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cori Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

Actually, that one is ALL Canada's fault. You'll need to Blame Canada for her.

I blame Cosmo for Canada.

I was going ro say that.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky stealing my line.

I blame Cosmo for John Kretzer not being as fast as he should.

[Feros]

Rysky—who created this thread—posts here far more often than anyone else.

I blame Cosmo.

[Rysky]

Feros wrote:

Rysky—who created this thread—posts here far more often than anyone else.

I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo that the rest of you don't post MOAR!

[JMD031]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cori Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Celine Dion.

Actually, that one is ALL Canada's fault. You'll need to Blame Canada for her.

I blame Cosmo for Canada.

Ergo, Cosmo is still to blame for Celine Dion.

[Gorbacz]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that insofar I wasn't able to complain that any package from Paizo arrived at my place damaged or mispacked*. In fact, that one time he was cool enough to confuse me with some guy in Greece and send me his order of a Pound'o'Dice.

* one shipment was delayed so badly that Cosmo sent me a replacement. The original one eventually arrived 6 months later, with strange burn marks and a faint whiff of brimstone.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the state of things.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for my graduation today. :3

Woot, class of '13, thankies oh nefarious imp.

[Shadowborn]

The side of my coffee filter folded in during the brewing and there's grounds in my coffee pot. Thanks, Cosmo.

[ulgulanoth]

I blame Cosmo for the paizo crew surviving the gencon rush relatively intact and no interns eaten by cave raptors, someone isn't doing their job right :P

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for Spambots.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for my group breaking down after I telefragged a wizard I din't like.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for DMs.

[Turin the Mad]

Fortunately, GMs are the "new" thing. ;)

[Kajehase]

I blame Cosmo for One Direction.

...and New Kids on the Block too!

[Oladon]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Fortunately, GMs are the "new" thing. ;)

Those are his fault, too.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the fact my GM loves the slow exp chart.

[BRIAN BLESSED]

I BLAME COSMO FOR VOLUME CONTROL!

[Uncle Teddy]

I blame Cosmo for the inevitable heat death of the universe.

I blame Cosmo for Iron Man 3 being so awesome I want to spend my hard-earned money and watch it again.

I blame Cosmo for black holes.

I blame Cosmo for asteroids.

I blame Cosmo for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

[Scribbling Rambler]

I blame Cosmo for getting Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda slightly tipsy.

[Oladon]

Okay, point of order... I'm pretty sure Asteroids was around before Cosmo.

Spoiler:

Though, I guess that doesn't necessarily mean that it wasn't his fault.

[Cosmo]

Oladon wrote:

Okay, point of order... I'm pretty sure Asteroids was around before Cosmo.

** spoiler omitted **

Nope. I am older than Asteroids. Not by much, but I am older.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for making Asteroids look old.

[Hill Giant]

BRIAN BLESSED wrote:

I BLAME COSMO FOR VOLUME CONTROL!

I blame Cosmo for this.

[lucky7]

I blame cosmo for gluing alpaca hair to my face.

[Rom001]

Cosmo wrote:

Oladon wrote:

Okay, point of order... I'm pretty sure Asteroids was around before Cosmo.

** spoiler omitted **

Nope. I am older than Asteroids. Not by much, but I am older.

I blame Cosmo for making me realize I AM that much older than Asteroids AND Him.

Which leads me to the fact that:

I also blame Cosmo for those who DO NOT respect their elders!

Speaking of which:

I blame Cosmo for me having SO MUCH FUN being old!

Rom001

[Rom001]

Hill Giant wrote:

BRIAN BLESSED wrote:

I BLAME COSMO FOR VOLUME CONTROL!

I blame Cosmo for this.

I also Blame Cosmo for "reticent whoopee cushions" ;p

Rom001

[Uncle Teddy]

I blame Cosmo for the US Mint not minting any quarters with the year I was born.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for my character going swimming in cursed springs and always failing his saves for whatever the curse is.

[Alexander Augunas]

Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my character going swimming in cursed springs and always failing his saves for whatever the curse is.

If his character was transformed into any one of the following from a cursed spring, thank you Cosmo:

A) An adorable, fluffy animal.
B) Opposite gender.
C) Small child.

If his GM didn't come up with any of those utterly hilarious ideas, then I blame Cosmo for Oladon's GM's lack of creativity.