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Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo's page

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DeathQuaker wrote:
2) Sorry, but Dad is right. Milk is a product where if it tastes fine, it is fine. There is no secret evil usually developing within it that is undetectable.

That's what the budding villain wants you to think.


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Has no one stopped to contemplate that this had nothing to do with the Class nor the ability scores and everything to do with He Who Must Be Blamed?


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>_>

<_<

:3


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The visual of Cosmo camping out for you and others with a season appropriate ghillie suit and pocket pollen is highly amusing.


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Selene Spires wrote:

I want to thank Cosmo...I know strange...but hear me out,

When I made the last post my life was miserable on all fronts...like I was facing multiple serious problems putting me under stress and depression.

But since that post things have happened that restore my hope and I am now excited by somethings. The bad is still there but now I have some good thing to counterbalance it.

So my thinking is Cosmo in his mercy did not only ignored me but focused on some people who were...not helping things.

See Cosmo is not all bad.

That's how he throws people off.

Observer: Ah, Cos, say say Cosmo, isn't all ba-BEES! WHY?!?!?!


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Thank you, oh benevolent Sara Marie and heinous Cos.


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Sara Marie wrote:
This is a blurb verifying that this new feature is all Cosmo's fault.

Wait, does that mean we need to censor Cosmo's name too now as well?

I Blame C$%&*.


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Blame be unto Cosmo for new Avatars!


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Selene Spires wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Clarification: Cosmo or Cosmos?
There is only one Cosmo

Blame be unto Him.


Woohoo!

*gets pompoms*


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Souls At War wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!
Wampi need to step out of the shadow.

Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.

I, for one, hate the sun.

Blame Be Unto Him, for Cosmo is most wise and conniving.


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:3


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Cosmo wrote:
bishop083 wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:

I blame cosmo for my lack of earbuds which will cause me to go to bed before my three hours of zelda tonight.

Thus giving me extra sleep...
...
...
Ok, so it isn't awful, but... But...
It was breath of the wild, ok? So... Still evil!!

I know right?

Along this line, I have 4 shrines left to find, I "know" where one of them is, but I have been scouring the map for those other three, and I refuse to look them up online. I thought I had been EVERYWHERE, and I can't find them. I may have to work with a more fine toothed comb to find them all. Although there are those two stretches of beach I need a check. But they aren't big enough to hide 3 shrines...
I blame cosmo for my inability to find them so far. And because I have no idea how far the shrine detector actually reaches, so I don't know if I've been thorough enough, or just left a bunch of shrine-detection-radius-sized holes in my map.

I blame myself for Eventide Island...

Ugh.

Ooooo, I Blame you too! That place was fun ^w^

(Magnesis is your friend)


Joana wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for where my mind first went when I saw the subject of this junk email.
Dood! What gives?
Joana wrote:
(After a moment, I realized it was talking about the magazine, Cosmopolitan.)

Oh, yeah I would definitely Blame Him for getting something like that.


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Cosmo wrote:
Reckless wrote:

And Cosmo is a Friendly Neighborhood Eldritch Horror.

...

I run a good PR campaign ^w^


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Blame forever be pointed unto His Vehemence, for we now have a cosmonastery that we may make use of in order to further articulate and precise our blames.


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John Kretzer wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Even the children, Cosmo?

NobodysHome: Hey, Impus Minor! Your director (school play) sent an e-mail with a contract. I've signed it. You need to sign it and bring it in.
Impus Minor: No; we already turned that in during the first rehearsal. That's old.
NH: Are you sure? The e-mail just came this week!
IM: Yeah, I'm sure. I think some people just didn't turn it in yet.
Panicked call today at lunch:
IM: Dad? We really need that contract! It's due TODAY! And I can't be in the play without it! Can you come by with it?

Well we should start them young on the Truth of Cosmo.

Cult of Cosmo advocates freedom to choose who to Blame to all and does not condone the corruption of a minor. Please address all further inquiries and statements to our legal representative (I.e. Cosmo).


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I Blamed Him before it was cool.


'Tis indeed.


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Leg o' Lamb wrote:
I refer to wangs as Spawn of Cosmo. The one true Trickster God deserves a race of tricksters, thankfully not in His image.

That's an assumption you are having.


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Deacon Teddy, Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Blame be unto Cosmo for the idiots who refuse to yield to traffic coming from the left on roundabouts, like they are legally supposed to. Nearly every day I almost hit one of these fools because they decide to pull out right in front of me.

BLAME BE UNTO HIM.

But no seriously, f*~@ those a@$&@&@s.


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The Malignant Cos, some say Cosmo, still receives your Blame despite your ignorance of His Vehemence.


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Blame be unto He.


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Deacon Teddy, Cult of Cosmo wrote:

I blame Cosmo that, due to life getting in the way, my group hasn't been able to get together and game for over 3 months.

Blame be unto Cosmo.

Blame be unto His Spitefulness.

BLAME BE UNTO HIM.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.

The great Cos, some say Cosmo, has spoken! Blame be unto him!


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Insane KillMaster wrote:
The Computer wrote:
GM Chyro wrote:
... sadness ...
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Maybe the mount was collateral death?

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.

Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.

Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo before every meal.

???

Unless you blame him for needing to eat and sleep.

Unlike other deities and other beings of supernatural might and power one does not pray to Cosmo - one blames Cosmo.

Blame be unto Cosmo.

BLAME BE UNTO HIS SPITEFULNESS.


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.

It uses the Idol rules from Occult Realms.


Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hmmm...

*casts commune*


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Sara Marie wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the quality of the search results I got when I googled "I blame Cosmo."

WOOHOO!


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Insane KillMaster wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Cosmo, as usual, you have found the root of my fears.
Wait, isn't Cosmo supposed to be the root of your fears? Or has he outsourced?
He is the "soil" in which fears are rooted.

Ha! Those pamphlets I handed out are already taking effect.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.

Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.


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Listen to the Beer, for it is a good fount of wisdom and advice.


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I present unto the rabble The Sacred Symbol of Cos, some say Cosmo, The Eye of Spite.


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Cosmo wrote:
Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.
Needs more pugwampis.

His Spitefulness has bequeathed a most sagacious piece of advice unto thee, do not let a most malicious gift go squandered.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday's lack of Pepperjack.
But I'm the one that does the grocery shopping. I don't blame others for my mistakes.

BLASPHEMER


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Tis a most heinous thing, Ye Who Art Blamed.


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Priestess of Lamashtu wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
I feel that it's worth mentioning at this point that every time a group of Paizo employees goes to Ooba for lunch, they refer to us collectively as 'Cosmo'.
We use his name in vain frequently.
*can't tell if sacrosanct or blasphemy*
Yes.

Good point, sagacious one.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
I feel that it's worth mentioning at this point that every time a group of Paizo employees goes to Ooba for lunch, they refer to us collectively as 'Cosmo'.
We use his name in vain frequently.

*can't tell if sacrosanct or blasphemy*


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Blasphemers! A pox on all your inboxes!


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

It can be if you Blame hard enough!


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Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!


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I Blame Cosmo that I was actually able to make this name fit.