Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo's page

Woohoo!

Or *glare*

Make Cosmo get you a pizza.

And Splatoon 3.

What's you favorite alias?

Followed by this.

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

30 minutes ago Me: must be very careful using this x-acto knife for intricate crafty things.

Cosmo DM: OK, you're fine.

5 minutes ago Me: getting some foil for this baking sheet for baked potatoes.
Cosmo DM: OK, you crit failed. You take bleed damage from aluminum foil papercut.

Cosmo DM is best DM.

Forever and ever, Natural 1.

Child’s play, natural 2.

*pokes Captain Yesterday with holy stick thingy^

I Blame Cosmo that I hate when I’m right.

Vanykrye wrote:

Cosmo broke my battery charger for my electric lawnmower. But...Cosmo was...dare I say it...merciful. One month before the warranty expires. Not his usual M.O.

That make me more nervous...

He’s banking on you putting it off or the mower people brushing you around until it is actually expired.

Brian Bauman wrote:

Skeld wrote:

So.....

Cosmo is now Brian Bauman's dog?

I expected more of an announcement on that.

Whenever I discuss my dog in workplace chats, coworkers frequently experience a split-second where they mentally apply whatever I said to our mutual coworker.

In truth, I relish these occurrences and do absolutely nothing to prevent them.

I gotta lotta fond memories of that dog.

Two Cos’s?...!

Vanykrye wrote:

Let's face it, only Cosmo could be so evil as to have invented autocorrect.

Not invented. Improved!

Improved the duck out of it!

I KNEW IT

Lord Fyre wrote:

Have you been vexed by Cosmo recently?

Yes...But I have lost the energy to blame him for it....

:(

Cos, some say Cosmo...

Meri Krissmoss Cos!

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Blame unto Cosmo what is Cosmo’s.

GOOD POINT.

Never let it be said that I was unwilling to exploit a readily available scapegoat!

Good Wumpums.

OK, we managed to delay the start again but only by twenty minutes or so. It took longer than an hour, but really not anywhere near our previous record. So while we can our work "successful," it's hardly something to brag about.

So people, where did we fall short? I know Hunt is on a sabbatical and Bob is still in recovery from the maintenance back at the beginning of July and its after-party. But also, we didn't get much of roll call response. We didn't even get our go-to mayhem alchemist, Mimdel Boom, just a goblin with a hyped up adrenal gland and a captain's hat.

Well, blame has to apportioned and I for one am brave enough to say that YOU are all to blame! You weren't working hard enough!

For shame!

>:p

Blame unto Cosmo what is Cosmo’s.

2) Sorry, but Dad is right. Milk is a product where if it tastes fine, it is fine. There is no secret evil usually developing within it that is undetectable.

That's what the budding villain wants you to think.

Has no one stopped to contemplate that this had nothing to do with the Class nor the ability scores and everything to do with He Who Must Be Blamed?

>_>

<_<

:3

The visual of Cosmo camping out for you and others with a season appropriate ghillie suit and pocket pollen is highly amusing.

I want to thank Cosmo...I know strange...but hear me out,

When I made the last post my life was miserable on all fronts...like I was facing multiple serious problems putting me under stress and depression.

But since that post things have happened that restore my hope and I am now excited by somethings. The bad is still there but now I have some good thing to counterbalance it.

So my thinking is Cosmo in his mercy did not only ignored me but focused on some people who were...not helping things.

See Cosmo is not all bad.

That's how he throws people off.

Observer: Ah, Cos, say say Cosmo, isn't all ba-BEES! WHY?!?!?!

Thank you, oh benevolent Sara Marie and heinous Cos.

This is a blurb verifying that this new feature is all Cosmo's fault.

Wait, does that mean we need to censor Cosmo's name too now as well?

I Blame C$%&*.

Blame be unto Cosmo for new Avatars!

Thomas Seitz wrote:

Clarification: Cosmo or Cosmos?

There is only one Cosmo

Blame be unto Him.

Woohoo!

*gets pompoms*

Souls At War wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!

Wampi need to step out of the shadow.

Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.

I, for one, hate the sun.

Blame Be Unto Him, for Cosmo is most wise and conniving.

:3

bishop083 wrote:

Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:

I blame cosmo for my lack of earbuds which will cause me to go to bed before my three hours of zelda tonight.

Thus giving me extra sleep...
...
...
Ok, so it isn't awful, but... But...
It was breath of the wild, ok? So... Still evil!!

I know right?

Along this line, I have 4 shrines left to find, I "know" where one of them is, but I have been scouring the map for those other three, and I refuse to look them up online. I thought I had been EVERYWHERE, and I can't find them. I may have to work with a more fine toothed comb to find them all. Although there are those two stretches of beach I need a check. But they aren't big enough to hide 3 shrines...
I blame cosmo for my inability to find them so far. And because I have no idea how far the shrine detector actually reaches, so I don't know if I've been thorough enough, or just left a bunch of shrine-detection-radius-sized holes in my map.

I blame myself for Eventide Island...

Ugh.

Ooooo, I Blame you too! That place was fun ^w^

(Magnesis is your friend)

I Blame Cosmo for where my mind first went when I saw the subject of this junk email.

(After a moment, I realized it was talking about the magazine, Cosmopolitan.)

Oh, yeah I would definitely Blame Him for getting something like that.

Reckless wrote:

And Cosmo is a Friendly Neighborhood Eldritch Horror.

...

I run a good PR campaign ^w^

Blame forever be pointed unto His Vehemence, for we now have a cosmonastery that we may make use of in order to further articulate and precise our blames.

NobodysHome wrote:

Even the children, Cosmo?

NobodysHome: Hey, Impus Minor! Your director (school play) sent an e-mail with a contract. I've signed it. You need to sign it and bring it in.
Impus Minor: No; we already turned that in during the first rehearsal. That's old.
NH: Are you sure? The e-mail just came this week!
IM: Yeah, I'm sure. I think some people just didn't turn it in yet.
Panicked call today at lunch:
IM: Dad? We really need that contract! It's due TODAY! And I can't be in the play without it! Can you come by with it?

Well we should start them young on the Truth of Cosmo.

Cult of Cosmo advocates freedom to choose who to Blame to all and does not condone the corruption of a minor. Please address all further inquiries and statements to our legal representative (I.e. Cosmo).

I Blamed Him before it was cool.

'Tis indeed.

I refer to wangs as Spawn of Cosmo. The one true Trickster God deserves a race of tricksters, thankfully not in His image.

That's an assumption you are having.

Blame be unto Cosmo for the idiots who refuse to yield to traffic coming from the left on roundabouts, like they are legally supposed to. Nearly every day I almost hit one of these fools because they decide to pull out right in front of me.

BLAME BE UNTO HIM.

But no seriously, f$#% those a&$@&@+s.

The Malignant Cos, some say Cosmo, still receives your Blame despite your ignorance of His Vehemence.

Blame be unto He.

I blame Cosmo that, due to life getting in the way, my group hasn't been able to get together and game for over 3 months.

Blame be unto Cosmo.

Blame be unto His Spitefulness.

BLAME BE UNTO HIM.

cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.

The great Cos, some say Cosmo, has spoken! Blame be unto him!

Insane KillMaster wrote:

The Computer wrote:

GM Chyro wrote:

... sadness ...

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Maybe the mount was collateral death?

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.

Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.

Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo before every meal.

???

Unless you blame him for needing to eat and sleep.

Unlike other deities and other beings of supernatural might and power one does not pray to Cosmo - one blames Cosmo.

Blame be unto Cosmo.

BLAME BE UNTO HIS SPITEFULNESS.

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.

It uses the Idol rules from Occult Realms.

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hmmm...

*casts commune*

I blame Cosmo for the quality of the search results I got when I googled "I blame Cosmo."

WOOHOO!

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: Cosmo, as usual, you have found the root of my fears.

Wait, isn't Cosmo supposed to be the root of your fears? Or has he outsourced?

He is the "soil" in which fears are rooted.

Ha! Those pamphlets I handed out are already taking effect.

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!

I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.

Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

Listen to the Beer, for it is a good fount of wisdom and advice.

I present unto the rabble The Sacred Symbol of Cos, some say Cosmo, The Eye of Spite.

Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.

Needs more pugwampis.

His Spitefulness has bequeathed a most sagacious piece of advice unto thee, do not let a most malicious gift go squandered.

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday's lack of Pepperjack.

But I'm the one that does the grocery shopping. I don't blame others for my mistakes.

BLASPHEMER

Tis a most heinous thing, Ye Who Art Blamed.