>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[baron arem heshvaun]

Set wrote:

It's entirely Cosmo's fault that I crave a cheeseburger right now.

There is never a wrong time to crave a (pepper jack or brie) cheeseburger.

Set I blame Cosmo for making you feel guilty for craving a cheeseburger.

[Set]

I've recently discovered that Cosmo's mustache is theoretically capable of sequestering seventeen quadrillion tons of carbon, but chooses not to do so. So, global warming? Yeah, that's on Cosmo and his selfish mustache!

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for trying to make things right.

[Orthos]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

There is never a wrong time to crave a (pepper jack or brie) cheeseburger.

.... ewwww.

I blame Cosmo for the Baron apparently thinking either of those sounds appetizing.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for road construction.

[Icyshadow]

I blame Cosmo for my recent mood swings.

[Sotiria Spiros]

I blame Cosmo for my appearance.

[Evil Finnish Chaos Beast]

I blame Cosmo for Sotiria's irrational complaint.

[Oladon]

Cosmo, it is clearly your fault that my stomach is empty.

[TimD]

I blame Cosmo for the Baron never telling us what ever happened with the naming of his private membership club.

-TimD

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for me not being able to eat Pepperjack Enchiladas breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[ulgulanoth]

I blame Cosmo for now reading all of the Cosmo posts in the Christopher Waken voice

[Cosmo]

ulgulanoth wrote:

I blame Cosmo for now reading all of the Cosmo posts in the Christopher Waken voice

I... do not... knoOOoow... who this... Christopher... WAKIN... person is.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for tipping his hat to all evil everywhere.

[John Kretzer]

Sigh...I have to help a friend reroof his roof tomorrow....I said I would...I blame Cosmo for this.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for Jim Butcher only being able to write so many novels at one time.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

I blame Cosmo for Jim Butcher writing only one good Dresden File novel.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for you feeling that way.

You probably wouldn't want to play in my Kingmaker game then. =)

I've loved the entire series and taken tons of inspiration from it. The first two or three were kind of slow, but from book four on it's been an awesome and wild ride. Eagerly looking forward to Skin Game.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for me having to wait 2 to 14 days for White Night.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for me having to wait 2 to 14 days for White Night.

Also for the weird feeling in the pit of my stomach, and for having the best Friday EVER. WOO!!!

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for partial double posts.

[Alexander Augunas]

MY REAPERMAS IS COMING! MY REAPERMAS IS COMING!

...

You had absolutely nothing to do with this grand occurrence, did you Cosmo?

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my new thread.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the sunburn I got today helping out a friend roofing.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the stool breaking.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the ending of Lost.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the pillow fort falling down.

[Rom001]

I blame Cosmo for Lucy AAAALLLLWAAAYS moving the football out of the way before Charlie Brown kicks it.

While I'm at it I'll also blame him for all the Father's Day Lunch/Dinner dish washing chores I have to do!

I'll blame Cosmo for the WONDERFUL Cookout/Grilling weather to boot!

[Cheapy]

I blame Cosmo for me not having Rasputin Must Die! yet.

Seriously dude. You left a bro hanging.

[Justin Franklin]

I blame Cosmo for pmg fixing the double posting bug, which was also allowed you to avoid being smurfed.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for holding up the Reaper Minis in customs.

I also Blame Cosmo for the message in my email saying my Reaper Minis have shipped.

How dare you, sir!

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for data being archived and difficult to access.

[Oladon]

My BASH one-liner is running way, way too slow. C'mon Cosmo, seriously?

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for me not having enough time to read my 3rd Party Supplements.

[Set]

I blame Cosmo for his name being a killing word.

Also, now that I've discovered that, Cosmo owes me a new dog.

[lucky7]

Cosmo doesn't kill dogs. He's not that evil.

[Cosmo]

lucky7 wrote:

Cosmo doesn't kill dogs. He's not that evil.

That's a rather strong assertion to make, given your particular avatar.

[baron arem heshvaun]

Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo for his name being a killing word.

Also, now that I've discovered that, Cosmo owes me a new dog.

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Cosmo is the Kwisatz Haderach?

I want 50 legions of Sardaukar on Redmond, WA at once!

[Rysky]

Orthos wrote:

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

There is never a wrong time to crave a (pepper jack or brie) cheeseburger.

.... ewwww.

I blame Cosmo for the Baron apparently thinking either of those sounds appetizing.

You crazy warm weather loving person, Pepperjack cheeseburger is fracking delicious !

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for WoW taking a monopoly on my soul... Again.

Fool me twice and all that.

[Scribbling Rambler]

I blame Cosmo for the cat drinking my beer.

[Cosmo]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo for his name being a killing word.

Also, now that I've discovered that, Cosmo owes me a new dog.

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Cosmo is the Kwisatz Haderach?

I want 50 legions of Sardaukar on Redmond, WA at once!

The Gom Jabbar only kills animals.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmos for the mysterious disappearance of the Iconic Summoner's short story. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GNOME, COSMO?!

[Lilith]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

I blame Cosmos for the mysterious disappearance of the Iconic Summoner's short story. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GNOME, COSMO?!

The answer to that is not acceptable for a PG-13 messageboard.

[A Censor]

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!!

*waves ∅ stamp threateningly*

[thunderspirit]

"Show us on the doll where Cosmo touched you, Balazar..."

"AUGH!! MY EYES!! MY POOR, DEFENSELESS EYES!! COSMOOOOOO!!"

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo For The Cancelation of Firefly.

I Blame Cosmo for the for taking that goat's job.

I Blame Cosmo for my campaign about to come to the End.

I Blame Cosmo For the new campaign I am about to start.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my getting a date this Friday.

Also for the Powerpuff girls being cancelled.

[Dies Irae]

I don't know how he's responsible but...
I blame Cosmo for the smog blowing over from Indonesia.

[Drock11]

When I woke up this morning I found that I had drooled over my pillow.

(Shakes fist in air)COSMOOOOOOOOO