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Alexander Augunas wrote:
Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my character going swimming in cursed springs and always failing his saves for whatever the curse is.

If his character was transformed into any one of the following from a cursed spring, thank you Cosmo:

A) An adorable, fluffy animal.
B) Opposite gender.
C) Small child.

If his GM didn't come up with any of those utterly hilarious ideas, then I blame Cosmo for Oladon's GM's lack of creativity.

Unless it's something even more ingenious.


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I blame Cosmo for my being late to work, because I found this thread...

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I blame cosmo for ALL the things!!!

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I blame Cosmo for Ultimate Campaign being delayed until May 29th.


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I blame Cosmo for this thread being idle since yesterday morning.


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Prior to me teaching my FMA class last night I participated in empty hand TKD sparring. Long story short...

I blame Cosmo for literally getting KO'ed.

I also blame Cosmo for the sore jaw and neck after said KO.

I'll further blame Cosmo for making me "block" my sparring partner's kick with my head (while wearing a helmet).

Which in turn makes me blame Cosmo for the sore jaw and neck.

In the end I blame Cosmo for having fun at my Martial Art Sessions.

However I blame Cosmo for my pride being hurt (the most) ;p

Gotta LOVE Cosomo folks! He's sooooo multi-talented and versatile!

w/ice bag on muh jaw,

Rom001

EDIT: FMA = Filipino Martial Art, TKD = Tae Kwon Do (sorry 'bout the acronyms folks) Speaking of which...

I'll blame Cosmo in advance for folks using acronyms (shorthand) in their posts making me have to guess/look up what they may POSSIBLY mean!!!


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I blame Cosmo for my parallel universe version having better luck with everything while my luck worsens.

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I blame Cosmo for leaving a pimento taco in my car's glovebox. Pure evil that.

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Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo for leaving a pimento taco in my car's glovebox. Pure evil that.

Coulda been worse.


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Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo for leaving a pimento taco in my car's glovebox. Pure evil that.

CATCH-A-RIDE! ********!


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I blame Cosmo for the Mac vs PC wars. Can't we all just get along?

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Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo for leaving a pimento taco in my car's glovebox. Pure evil that.
Coulda been worse.

Are you implying Cajun food is bad?

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I blame Cosmo for not being able to watch The Hobbit without thinking of the word 'chin-meats' when the Goblin King shows up.


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I blame Cosmo for the Mac users' ignorance that makes them not see how wrong they are not to change over to PC.


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I blame Cosmo for sleep deprivation, and for the failure of my packages to arrive in a timely manner.

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Sissyl wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the Mac users' ignorance that makes them not see how wrong they are not to change over to PC.

I blame Cosmo for the flame war in 3, 2, 1... AND I blame him for using the expensive stuff to make Molotov cocktails, you never waste good spirits, there's a special place in Hell in for people like that. (unless said spirit somehow directly affects effectiveness and damage capability of said molotov cocktail)


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I blame Cosmo for being a pretty cool cat.

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Cheapy wrote:
I blame Cosmo for being a pretty cool cat.

I blame Cosmo for being an Imp pretending to be a Cat.


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Rysky wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
I blame Cosmo for being a pretty cool cat.
I blame Cosmo for being an Imp pretending to be a Cat.

I blame him for not being adorable enough and giving us a bad name.


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I blame Cosmo for wanting to finish a thing before going home on a Friday afternoon.


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I blame Cosmo for this season of "Arrow" being over and for there being just one episode left of "Doctor Who" this season. DAMMIT COSMO!

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I blame Cosmo for this strange urge I have to play a pacifist run in Dishonored.

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I blame Cosmo for everything that will undoubtedly irk me in Ultimate Campaign. And if nothing irks me ... Sarah Marie gets all the credit. Because she seems like the kind of person who makes sure that your Ultimate Campaign is perfect.

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
I blame Cosmo for everything that will undoubtedly irk me in Ultimate Campaign. And if nothing irks me ... Sarah Marie gets all the credit. Because she seems like the kind of person who makes sure that your Ultimate Campaign is perfect.

I second this.


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I blame Cosmo for the WONDERFUL weather this year @ the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life event here in West Springfield, VA!

However walking and/or running 5 miles at this event...

I blame Cosmo for all the aches and pains I now have especially from the calf muscles down to the feet.

I also blame Cosmo for Me and the rest of the Demo Team for a Good Performance considering that it was most of the teams 1st Demo!

However because the Demo was designed for me getting my butt kicked by a girl...

I blame Cosmo for giving the young lady the ability to kick muh butt.

;p

Rom001

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I blame cosmo for me not getting to stab enough.

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame cosmo for me not getting to stab enough.

*stab*

Another coffin clogger served.

Shadow Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for the checkout lanes being on the fritz this morning and nearly making me late for work.


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I blame Cosmo for the world not ending in 2012 like it was supposed to!

...and those guys in the blue boxes. I blame him for them to!


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I blame Cosmo for Y2K being a dud.

I blame Cosmo for Munchkin (the game) being so much fun I want to own all of the sets.

I blame Cosmo for those stupid logos (I think they're called bugs) that television stations put in the lower right-hand corner of their programs.

I blame Cosmo for the on-screen advertising for programs the same stations show at the bottom of the screen during other programs.

I blame Cosmo for stations showing commercials at the same time so I can't flip through the channels to see what's happening on one show while commercials are playing on another.

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I blame Cosmo for my DropBox being full of sloths instead of witty response gifs to send to Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for not waking up in time to see the first half of the Xbox Reveal.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my DropBox being full of sloths instead of witty response gifs to send to Cosmo.

Can you not just throw said sloths at Cosmo?


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I blame Cosmo for the boards not sending the most recent four posts of any thread to my bot.


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I blame Cosmo for feeling NO shame what so ever for the things he gets blamed for.


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I blame Cosmo for Grimm ending on a cliffhanger and me having to wait until the Fall to find out what happens next. Poor Nick.

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John Kretzer wrote:
I blame Cosmo for feeling NO shame what so ever for the things he gets blamed for.

Spoiler:

Replying and quoting SOLELY so I can favorite this twice.


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I blame Cosmo for my shipment not going out yet, and for making me buy him a drink at GenCon this year.


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Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I blame Cosmo for feeling NO shame what so ever for the things he gets blamed for.
** spoiler omitted **

I Blame Cosmo for favoring my post twice.

Wait you can favor your own posts...COSMO!!! *Shakes fist*

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John Kretzer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I blame Cosmo for feeling NO shame what so ever for the things he gets blamed for.
** spoiler omitted **

I Blame Cosmo for favoring my post twice.

Wait you can favor your own posts...COSMO!!! *Shakes fist*

I Blame Cosmo for JK just now figuring out why Cosmo likes this thread so much.


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I blame Cosmo for having a post that didn't get any favorites, and using it to nefariously break my bot.

Silver Crusade

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So who does Cosmo blame?

And I blame Cosmo for me wondering.


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I blame Cosmo for my writer's block for developing new rants.

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Xzaral wrote:
So who does Cosmo blame?

Bulmahn.


james jacob`s thread still have more post than this thread? obviously cosmo is not striving enough. Bad cosmo.

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo wrote:
Xzaral wrote:
So who does Cosmo blame?
Bulmahn.

Is it because he doesn't laugh at your good natured ribbing?

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