KahnyaGnorc invested in a jewelry company once without looking at the merchandise they sold. He found out to late that they used pasta noodles when crafting jewelry.
IHIYC's hat is able to pick up television signals from around the world and beam the programs directly into his brain.
GW's portable wax cylinder gramophone is the envy of all his friends.
IHIYC once ate two thousand olives on a dare.
Sissyl is a frog pretending to be a human's hat.
SiStScSu runs a world-renowned pork pie sanctuary in Guam.
Pulg is my ancestor.
Vidmaster7 is calling FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
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IHIYC knows both why the caged bird sings AND for whom the bell tolls.
Quoth the GoatToucher, "U up?"
My old Stan's a schemer.
His schemey cream it clots.
He wears gorblimey trousers
And, at any one time, keeps in motion a truly incredible number of cunning, Byzantine, Jesuitical, mind-bending and galaxy-spanning plots.
KahnyaGnorc invents conspiracy theories for Walt Disney. He specializes in discreet phallic image placement.
KG once had a stomach flu so severe that it literally turned them inside out and then right-side out again.
By all accounts, it was uncomfortable.
Goat Toucher was the model for the Easter Island Moai. Fortunately, erosion has saved us from what they originally looked like.
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Uncle Teddy is a popular supporter of the shape-shifting alien reptiles theory. In truth this is actually done to cover the truth of werebear invasion that is overtaking the northwestern United States.
IHIYC is actually an honorary title he earned after beating a gnome barbarian chieftain at the game of stealing one sock from all pairs from the pathfinder society in Absalom.
Goat Toucher was the model for the Easter Island Moai. Fortunately, erosion has saved us from what they originally looked like.
Ask me why they are all buried up to the neck... :wink:
Oversight, despite it's otherworldly wisdom, is, in fact the least intelligent of all the Ordoss. That's why they are relegated to this primitive backwater.
GoatToucher is the sole reason the Apocalypse has yet to start. The Antichrist is afraid of what GT would do to him, after hearing horror stories from the Four Horsemen after they ran afoul of GT's attention.
Fred stole his name from a Ukrainian Peasant after Uncle Teddy took his real name away as punishment for some unspecified sin.
Freedom Bird is blind. However, he can sense the electromagnetic field around objects, which allows him to actually see through objects; effectively making it a superpower.
Oversight is actually a microbial colony of super-alert, hyper-intelligent, incredibly powerful bacteria that have formed themselves into a shape mimicking that of a cyclopian deity.
The Game Hamster keeps a complete set of Zocchi dice in each of his cheek pouches.
Pulg secretly wishes for a job, that way he can stop vacationing all the time.
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Game Hamster's favorite game is parcheesi. He actually despises tabletop RPGs.
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Within the massive, fiery belly of Ventnor, lives the Smith family (David, Samantha (nee Wallace), and children Trudy and Logan) in a lovely split level ranch.
When the things that go bump in the night bump into GoatToucher, they're never heard from again.
Sinister Stan has achieved world-domination... TWICE!!
IHIYC wanders the streets at night pondering wardrobes and closets, and the merits of their individual designs.
The Game Hamster has made his nest in an old, old, chewed-up printout of F.A.T.A.L.
The last time Pulg had a shave, he provided materials enough to craft clothes for a whole goblin orphanage.
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Kileanna, outraged over the price of dairy products, turned a saleswoman into a cow.
Kileanna turned the saleswoman back after she was offered an employee discount.
Ko-Ko earned her title after seeing her own shadow and not bolting back into her cave to hide forever.
Ventnor prefers the taste of gnome, hickory roosted, over the taste of dwarves. However, gnome treasure is not as high a quality as dwarven gold.
It is the age old question of immediate satisfaction or discipline planning.
Ko-Ko the Bold has a half-brother, Ko-Phee the Italic, of whom he never, never speaks.