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Erik Keith:its like that one time I accidentally cast grease when we were walking on a 1 ft wide platform across lava
Erik Keith: that damn dwarven fighter just kept running his mouth.
Erik Keith: I MEAN, HE FAILED HIS ACROBATICS.
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I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.
I'm not sure if anything would change.
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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christopher: "The Bold And The Italicized"
christopher: Font humor is best humor
cosmo: ...especially if you want to go for Impact
christopher: Without humor, it's just Comic Sans.
liz: ...wow.
cosmo: yeah, Christopher, you’re going to need to send a Courier for a New sense of humor.
liz: Get with the Times, Cosmo.
...
robot chris: You wingdings.
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christopher: "The Bold And The Italicized"
christopher: Font humor is best humor
cosmo: ...especially if you want to go for Impact
christopher: Without humor, it's just Comic Sans.
liz: ...wow.
cosmo: yeah, Christopher, you’re going to need to send a Courier for a New sense of humor.
liz: Get with the Times, Cosmo.
...
robot chris: You wingdings.
This makes me weep.
The tears are tears of joy.
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share
Cookies?
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to shareCookies?
Either that of coffee based off their addictions.
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{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}
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Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to shareCookies?
Well C is for Cookie...
Chocolate!
The C word wouldn't happen to be 'camel' and just be another bad 'hump day' joke would it?
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{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}
Worked for me. :D
{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}
This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)
christopher: Chickens? I thought we were using interns for sacrifices. Could someone loop me in on these memos next time, please?
liz: Interns have signed their soul over to editorial and are not available for operations-related sacrifices.
I love your posts. :)
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{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}
This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)
Are you offering to pay the way?
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Are you offering to pay the way?{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}
This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)
Assuming the lottery numbers I just picked win, absolutely!
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Jessica: pho is magical cold cure
Jessica: it is known.
Cosmo: It is known
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Lamontia: Can we get pho?
Me: FUHHHHH?
Her: No, pho.
Me: FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Her: I will buy.
Me: Woooo!
Her: Of course we share the same bank account.
Me: FUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Jessica: Has he submitted his DNA samples and fingerprints yet?
Gary: first we have to see if he can make fire
Sharaya: wow....
Jessica: It's okay, Sharaya
Gary: you do not want to get voted off the tech team
Jessica: We don't use them for background checks
Sharaya: I'm glad it was as faster and easier than that for me
Jessica: We use them for magical binding rituals
Jessica: oh, you haven't given them blood yet?
Sharaya: not yet
Jessica: Are you sure? :-)
Jessica: Some of the rituals are memory wipes, too.
Cosmo: We have ways of eliding the... less pleasant... parts of the application process form the minds of those we end up hiring. It improves morale.
Liz: Have you had any periods of unconsciouness? Dizziness?
Jessica: SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE
Christopher: You're required to have a horcrux on file with the Tech Team.
Sharaya: well...maybe not so sure then
Cosmo: Exactly.
Jessica: I wouldn't worry about it.
Jessica: Worrying impacts productivity.
Cosmo: Best to put it out of your mind.
Cosmo: ...again.
Liz: ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
Sharaya: no worries. all seems well and I'm happy. that's what matters right?
Jessica: HAIL
Cosmo: THE GLOW CLOUD WILL SAVE US ALL.
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ALL HAIL.
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ALL HAIL.
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Ashley: i will not hesitate to shank you Christopher
Gary: do not shank tech team
Christopher: I believe Crystal's already got dibs on several forms of bodily mutilation, Ashley. You should coordinate with her.
Ashley: Will do. I'm sure we can come up with some kind of alternating stabbing schedule.
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Sutter: (to developers) No need for stress-vomiting!
Ryan: Don't take away that as an option.
Sutter: No one is taking that option away from us.
Judy: NASA can.
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Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.
Bwhahahahah.....oh your serious.....?
Let me get my troll slayer kit.
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Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.
Yeeeeeaaaahhhh...Good luck with that.
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Christopher: Or there's too much [redacted] beating down on me.
Christopher: I get confused sometimes.
Gary: hey the only thing that should be beating down on you is me
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Cosmo: Anyone else find it comforting that our Project Manager knows so much about how much sleep the human brain doesn’t need?
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Sara Marie Based on the last 5 posts here, I forbid Cosmo and Jessica from ever being on the same project team.
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Money Chris : So does anybody want to pry the gems out of the statue?
Everybody in the party: NO!!!