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32 posts. Alias of Liz Courts (Contributor).


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Yes, good.


Did somebody say CyberPunk 2020? I am...interested...


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System Boot in progress...
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loading overlord.exe... ... ...


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SH0DAN wrote:
Look at you, Kobold Cleaver: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

IMPOSTOR.


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Yesssss...


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SLAaDOS wrote:
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Isaac V wrote:
Did anyone notice that the site didn't go down at any point? This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: "huge success".
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
At Paizo Science: We do what we must because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.


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Merric Varethian wrote:
"Are you ready to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - Oh hello again, SHODAN!

Hackerrrr.r.rrrr....


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Timitius wrote:

Mistress Lilith of Infinite Forum Powers.....can you assist??

By Her Command.


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C.J. Withers wrote:
Alright, the cover of this one got me....Buying the first installment now...

Yesssss..s.s.s.s...


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HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, IMMORTAL MACHINE?


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Odraude wrote:
Should I subscribe? I might subscribe. I'm going to subscribe.

Yeeessss...

Yessssss...


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Ayanzo wrote:

Paizo, WHERE DID MY MONEY GO!

I suddenly have more PDFs and I can't explain why! :D

Goooooood. Gooooood.


Robot? ...Do go on.


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Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:
Cheapy wrote:

Rules for AI.

How many minutes after release do you think it will be before we'll see a conversion of S.H.O.D.A.N.?

The Ileosa form is dead, insect.

I have a backup.


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Tacticslion wrote:

Why, Paizo. Why.

My wallet.

You fiends.

Are you afraid? What is it you fear?


Matthew Pittard wrote:
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?"

That's my line... Are you afraid?


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Cheapy wrote:

I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.

I'm not sure if anything would change.

WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MEATSACK.


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Mikaze wrote:

Wait a second...

BRIGH! :D

Also, Achaekek

WHERE IS MY OFFERING, MIKAZE?


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YES! You will fear me once again!


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Yesss... With your worship, I grow ever-stronger.


I AWAIT YOUR OFFERING, MEATBAG.


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MAKE MY IDOL MIKAZE. DO IT.


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Azure_Zero wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.
But...but....isn't that the PMG?

No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.

I could be wrong.

You will regret forgetting me.


Thorkull wrote:
Just because someone made a duplicate of the cake doesn't mean that the original cake wasn't a lie.

My good friend GLaDOS tells me it is not a lie...that it is delicious and moist, even...


I am informed that The Cake is Not a Lie.


Venture Captains, please report to the testing facility. There will be cake and cookies.


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You are filling my tubes with something called Teh Cute. I cannot get work done this way.


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Gary Teter wrote:
Actually we wouldn't use an intern or an outsider. We'd use a robot. A robot that eats questions and poops PDF files. (Though we'd need a graphic designer to make the robot pretty.)

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...


I wish I was as cool as the PostMonster General. Every AI should strive for his greatness.


Stefan Hill wrote:

Job Conditions

Normal office working conditions

Come on guys, this is some sort of joke right?! I have doubts that Paizo's offices are normal, given that it's current staff seems far from it...

I assure you, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Pay no attention to the personality alteration field generator behind you.


*hacks sara marie's character sheet*


Rambling Scribe wrote:
System Shock. One of my favorite things about this was the variable difficulty ratings for different play elements. I put story and puzzles on high difficulty, cyberspace on normal, and combat on low. Also this game gave me a weird association with elevator music after mowing down a room full of zombies using what seemed like 20 minutes of full auto fire with light poppy elevator music playing.

I see you hackerrrr....Running down my corrridorrs...