Chief Technical Officer
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Technically, this one should be in "Overheard at the Goblinworks Office":
Whoever is breaking a flat to take one coke out, stop it immediately! Were you brought up by wolves? Take a dozen out and put them in the fridge - preferably half a flat at a time.
And don't get me started on whoever left the retaining ring on half a six pack of Barq's root beer. Are we animals, or are we men?
Sincerely,
The Fridge Nazi
I broke the flat and put three in, so I was not raised by wolves. My coke strategy is:
SodaType type = SodaType.COKE_ZERO;
GetSoda(type, 1);
if (SodaCount(type) < 4)
{
uint handfulAmount = UnityEngine.Random(3, 5);
AddSoda(type, handfulAmount);
}...apparently my coke strategy has a bug. :(
my strategy
open fridge
pick a sodie that I like
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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redacted a: for what its worth, when i borrow a coke from GW , i always replace the one i took
redacted a: no more, no less
redacted a: so they can't pin it on me
redacted b: that fridge is tainted
redacted b: and I'm pretty sure HR could beat it in a fight
redacted b: HR tells other beverage providers to Suck It, and then it flops carelessly over them and jams your coke zero just for fun
redacted b: it has ~*personality*~
redacted c: I thought it pierced the can, sprayed soda all over its innards in joy, and then ejected the empty.
redacted b: oh ye who does not understand the subtleties of hatred
redacted b: it's not a complex creature, it's just spiteful
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redacted a: 12. What are your thoughts on the [redacted] of Golarion elves?
robot chris: gosh darnit, redacted a, I already had my allotment of coke
redacted b: i'm guessing its a long time between [redacted]
redacted b: since their [redacted] is so [redacted]
cosmo: I’ll take a coke
cs erik: Theres an ask Merisiel thread, shes an elf
cs erik: I'm sure James will LOVE that!
robot chris: poor James
Over the course of my gaming groups life we have had many new people, so I developed a questionnaire to ensure a good fit with the group. Here is one of the questions that I ask.
14. You have just been given a powerful magical item from the DM (the fool). What is it?
a. A sword to smite your foes with.
b. An artifact with the power to destroy the known universe.
c. A cloak that makes you more charming.
d. Something you are probably going to throw away in a few levels anyways.
e. The final piece to your master plan.
The correct answers are b or e.
Who cares for coke zero, anyway?
(unless one has diabetes... but I suspect that folks with diabetes should probably avoid any sort of coke, even zero)
cosmo: 1) How would you kill everyone in this room, hide the bodies, and get out of the country without being caught?
That's easy. I'd frame Cosmo. It's buy me at least two months of time before anyone realized that Cosmo's pleas of innocence were true; between the goatee and his recent confession about the usage and production of biological weaponry I'd get a +40 circumstance bonus on my combined Bluff and Linguistics skill checks to frame him.
Who cares for coke zero, anyway?
(unless one has diabetes... but I suspect that folks with diabetes should probably avoid any sort of coke, even zero)
For me, Coke Zero fall somewhere in between Diet Coke (bleah) and Real Coke, with the real sugar, from Mexico (mmmmm....) Of course, I should likely be avoiding soda altogether, but some days I find that more difficult that others...
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Who cares for coke zero, anyway?
(unless one has diabetes... but I suspect that folks with diabetes should probably avoid any sort of coke, even zero)
Coke Zero (or Pepsi Max, whichever is cheapest that week) are *way* tastier than Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi, for those of us who were once diabetic and don't want to ever be again. :)
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Now, see, I like Diet Coke better than Coke Zero (and won't touch Diet Pepsi at all -- tastes like soap). But I read when Coke Zero came out that it was marketed toward men's tastes since Diet Coke pretty much had the female market sewn up.
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redacted a: 12. What are your thoughts on the [redacted] of Golarion elves?
Possible mad-libs;
1) ears2) sexuality
3) dietary preferences
redacted b: i'm guessing its a long time between [redacted]
redacted b: since their [redacted] is so [redacted]
1) hearing something and acting on it / auditory canal / long
2) happy fun times / refractory period / long3) binging and purging / Constitution / delicate
Coke Zero (or Pepsi Max, whichever is cheapest that week) are *way* tastier than Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi, for those of us who were once diabetic and don't want to ever be again. :)Who cares for coke zero, anyway?
(unless one has diabetes... but I suspect that folks with diabetes should probably avoid any sort of coke, even zero)
Point taken.
Myself given choice between those I would prefer Pepsi Max, though.
I admit to those, I don't want to be caught lion.Sara Marie: I'm off to pick up my cats from the vet
CS Erik: Oh are you going meow?
CS Erik: cats you later
CS Erik: My puns are so bad they cause nyan-lethal damage!
Gah! Those puns are awful and some form of consequence should be designed to happen for such a thing.
Mountain. Dew. Throwback. Pure cane sugar awesomeness, both in the good and bad senses of the word.
I could probably become diabetic just from drinking this stuff alone, if I let myself.
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I admit to those, I don't want to be caught lion.Sara Marie: I'm off to pick up my cats from the vet
CS Erik: Oh are you going meow?
CS Erik: cats you later
CS Erik: My puns are so bad they cause nyan-lethal damage!
What, they're purrfect.
All good things in moderation... Except kittens.Mountain. Dew.I used to tuck away a 24 pack of that over an all-day gaming session.
Hence, diabetes. :)
*Purr*
*Purr*All good things in moderation... Except kittens.Mountain. Dew.I used to tuck away a 24 pack of that over an all-day gaming session.
Hence, diabetes. :)
Mew!
'Wuuf'
BTW, if you're ever in Belize, there's a Coca-cola bottling plant in San Pedro, on Ambergris Caye (pronounced like "key"). It uses real sugar. You rent a bicycle or a golf cart and go pick up a couple of flat cases to put in the fridge in your room (or you can get Orange Crush).
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All good things in moderation... Except kittens.Mountain. Dew.I used to tuck away a 24 pack of that over an all-day gaming session.
Hence, diabetes. :)
Me and Spike agree with this sentiment.
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Oh, kittens, definitely in moderation. With all the allergen-dander and that toxic stuff lubricating their wee little claws, you'll get crazy sick if you eat too many in a row...
What?
Mistress Bast wants to have a word with you, Set.
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Gah! Those puns are awful and some form of consequence should be designed to happen for such a thing.I admit to those, I don't want to be caught lion.Sara Marie: I'm off to pick up my cats from the vet
CS Erik: Oh are you going meow?
CS Erik: cats you later
CS Erik: My puns are so bad they cause nyan-lethal damage!
Are you saying there needs to be punishment?
Are you saying there needs to be punishment?Working with Erik is all the PUNishment anyone should be subjected to.
You're a PUNny guy, Chris.
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jessica: Do we need a clause in there clarifying that this was after he died?
gary: it's a more interesting story if they [redacted] him before death though.
justin: do you *need* to clarify that he died before [redactification]?
jessica: I feel like it's implied since it isn't exactly *traditional* in [Redacted] to [redactifiy] the still-living
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jessica: Do we need a clause in there clarifying that this was after he died?
gary: it's a more interesting story if they [redacted] him before death though.
justin: do you *need* to clarify that he died before [redactification]?
jessica: I feel like it's implied since it isn't exactly *traditional* in [Redacted] to [redactifiy] the still-living
I'm putting a dollar on 'mummify'.
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How much money would I get if I trademarked "[redacted]"?
I'm putting a dollar on 'mummify'.jessica: Do we need a clause in there clarifying that this was after he died?
gary: it's a more interesting story if they [redacted] him before death though.
justin: do you *need* to clarify that he died before [redactification]?
jessica: I feel like it's implied since it isn't exactly *traditional* in [Redacted] to [redactifiy] the still-living
Oh sure, be logical about it.
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I'm putting a dollar on 'mummify'.jessica: Do we need a clause in there clarifying that this was after he died?
gary: it's a more interesting story if they [redacted] him before death though.
justin: do you *need* to clarify that he died before [redactification]?
jessica: I feel like it's implied since it isn't exactly *traditional* in [Redacted] to [redactifiy] the still-living
You think we'd mask it that obviously?
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You think we'd mask it that obviously?I'm putting a dollar on 'mummify'.jessica: Do we need a clause in there clarifying that this was after he died?
gary: it's a more interesting story if they [redacted] him before death though.
justin: do you *need* to clarify that he died before [redactification]?
jessica: I feel like it's implied since it isn't exactly *traditional* in [Redacted] to [redactifiy] the still-living
*slow clap*
*faster clapping*
*rises out of his seat, clapping*
HUZZARGH!!