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CUPCAKES!!!!


Operation codenamed Cupcake shall commence.


How can you not see the cupcakes?!? They are brightly colored and full of good sweetness!! Get the cupcakes! Enjoy the cupcakes!

(I think I'm over-caffeinated)


Your cupcakes have received my blessing. <assumes Tebowing position>

-ett
Rev 3:16

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Evil Tim Tebow wrote:

Your cupcakes have received my blessing. <assumes Tebowing position>

-ett
Rev 3:16

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Yep there it is.

Former VP of Finance

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Mark Moreland: but where'm I gonna find that extra money?!

Erik Keith: Cosmo has quarters in his desk *plots*

Cosmo: I also have a gun.

Cosmo: *nips plotting in the bud*

Cosmo: (granted... it's a nerf gun... but still.)

Erik Keith: No you don't. That's a Crossbow.

Erik Keith: Oh right, I was thinking actual weapons

Cosmo: I have one of those, too.

Robot Chris: I have a real axe!

Crystal Frasier: So does everyone in this office


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Chris Self wrote:

Mark Moreland: but where'm I gonna find that extra money?!

Erik Keith: Cosmo has quarters in his desk *plots*

Cosmo: I also have a gun.

Cosmo: *nips plotting in the bud*

Cosmo: (granted... it's a nerf gun... but still.)

Erik Keith: No you don't. That's a Crossbow.

Erik Keith: Oh right, I was thinking actual weapons

Cosmo: I have one of those, too.

Robot Chris: I have a real axe!

Crystal Frasier: So does everyone in this office

What's that got to do with cupcakes? ;)

Lantern Lodge

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Wes: Did you say 8 arms and 2 tentacles?

James Jacobs: No, I said 8 tentacles and 2 arms!

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Pins and needles!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

any minute now.....

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Sara Marie wrote:

Wes: Did you say 8 arms and 2 tentacles?

James Jacobs: No, I said 8 tentacles and 2 arms!

Manopus?

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The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!

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We now return you to our regularly scheduled office highjinx

Lantern Lodge

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gary: we should keep cosmo locked up in his house for days on end snowbound more often

Lantern Lodge

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Officer Threadjack wrote:
The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!

gary was postulating that we possibly were getting actual cupcakes. I then saw a tube from mexico and immediately started imagining what type of cupcakes would come from Mexico in a tube.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!
gary was postulating that we possibly were getting actual cupcakes. I then saw a tube from mexico and immediately started imagining what type of cupcakes would come from Mexico in a tube.

We're saving those cupcakes for when you and Gary join us for FAWTLcon. ;)


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Sara Marie wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!
gary was postulating that we possibly were getting actual cupcakes. I then saw a tube from mexico and immediately started imagining what type of cupcakes would come from Mexico in a tube.

Hahaha!!

Someone get the lady a Cupcake!!!

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robot chris: I have a phone!

robot chris: what do I do with it?

gary: mine is blinking at me

gary: i think it likes me


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Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...

In fact I bet someone said it today. ;)

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Sara Marie wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!
gary was postulating that we possibly were getting actual cupcakes. I then saw a tube from mexico and immediately started imagining what type of cupcakes would come from Mexico in a tube.

I was wondering how often you guys sit around scratch your heads and wonder what the heck people are talking about.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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That's basically my whole workday.

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Gary Teter wrote:
That's basically my whole workday.

Fair enough.


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Gary Teter wrote:
That's basically my whole workday.

In this case we are limiting it to what is posted on the boards. ;)

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: There's a whole story behind that!

jeff: ...

jeff: I'm going to go away now.

Former VP of Finance

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Cosmo: I do have a suitable caffeine delivery substitute for anyone who has the stomach for it.

Robot Chris: if it's Pocket Coffee, no thanks, I have my own

Cosmo: It is

Gary does not want coffee cosmo found in his pocket

Robot Chris: I fear the Pocket Coffee

Cosmo: Or, as I like to call it: Pokefee

Robot Chris: Poke Coffee

Robot Chris: er

Robot Chris: don't poke the coffee!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Blue Chris: Hmmm...Ross operates on the Scotty principle and [robot] Chris operates on the Geordi principle. Interesting.


Ross Byers wrote:
Blue Chris: Hmmm...Ross operates on the Scotty principle and [robot] Chris operates on the Geordi principle. Interesting.

Does this mean Cosmo is the Emergency Customer Service Holographic program? [/nerd]


SLAaDOS wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Blue Chris: Hmmm...Ross operates on the Scotty principle and [robot] Chris operates on the Geordi principle. Interesting.
Does this mean Cosmo is the Emergency Customer Service Holographic program? [/nerd]

Yes, but he has been running amok as tends to happen.


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Chris Self wrote:

Cosmo: I do have a suitable caffeine delivery substitute for anyone who has the stomach for it.

Robot Chris: if it's Pocket Coffee, no thanks, I have my own

Cosmo: It is

Gary does not want coffee cosmo found in his pocket

Robot Chris: I fear the Pocket Coffee

Cosmo: Or, as I like to call it: Pokefee

Robot Chris: Poke Coffee

Robot Chris: er

Robot Chris: don't poke the coffee!

COFFEECHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

Sovereign Court

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Ross Byers wrote:
Blue Chris: Hmmm...Ross operates on the Scotty principle and [robot] Chris operates on the Geordi principle. Interesting.

soooo ... Ross is the "Tell them it will take longer than expected so when it gets done on time, it looks good (and allows time for anything unexpected to skew the original estimate)", [robot] Chris is the "Yes captain, I'll have it done at X time (which is pretty much the accurate estimate for how long it should take if nothing unexpected pops up)", but who is the Charles “Trip” Tucker ... the "I'll get it done as soon as I can (and hope I don't screw it up in the process ... what the hell is this thing anyway?)".

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jeff: That's why we love you! You think of the stuff that we don't!


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zylphryx wrote:
...Ross is the "Tell them it will take longer than expected so when it gets done on time, it looks good (and allows time for anything unexpected to skew the original estimate)"...

One little problem with that.

Lantern Lodge

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sara marie: We have a cheap french press that we bought on vacation becuase we left areopress at home. We should just bring it in for office because we never use it.

gary: but what if the aeropress at home fails

gary: then we have backup espresso machine

gary: and if that fails

gary: we have mr. coffee

gary: and if that fails

gary: we get aeropress from work

gary: and if that fails

gary: we have backup french press!

sara marie: and if that fails we go to starbucks?

gary: and what if there's NO STARBUCKS because ZOMBIES

sara marie: then we've got bigger problem than lack of coffee

gary: baby, there is no problem bigger than lack of coffee

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: fun fact: coffee filters work really great for cleaning glass/mirrors because they don't leave streaks!

gary: i tried that but got grounds all over my windshield


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Crystal They're singularities; science can't predict what happens.

Robot Chris Adobe is like the opposite of science, with knives attached.

Crystal Plague knives.

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erik mona: hey ross, are we all set with the announcement?

ross: Yup!

erik mona: okay, I'll be sending it out in five minutes.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Gary: did i really type meatadata?

Gary: must've been craving a sammich

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gary: i still think you should shuffle the critical hit and fumble decks together


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i still think you should shuffle the critical hit and fumble decks together

That's just evil...

I'm trying that the second I get both sets.


AdamWarnock wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i still think you should shuffle the critical hit and fumble decks together

That's just evil...

I'm trying that the second I get both sets.

Maybe mix in a Deck of Many Things too. And don't forget some Garbage Pail kids cards too.


I wonder (with evil anticipation) what the responses of Paizo HQ would be to this?


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HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
I wonder (with evil anticipation) what the responses of Paizo HQ would be to this?

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I raise you this.


Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh! *thud*

Lantern Lodge

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gary: sure, if you want mutant chickenplants in your garden

crystal: Ironically, mutant chickenplant tastes like pork

Lantern Lodge

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gary: my main requirement is "i do not smell like a hobo"

gary: second is "i will not lick the baby"

cosmo: Damn. I'm out.

ross: For the smell or for licking?

cosmo: I elect not to answer that.


Cosmo wrote:

Gary: did i really type meatadata?

Gary: must've been craving a sammich

Mmmmmmmmmm... meatadata...

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: my hand is stuck in the printer again!

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: I'M ON FIRE

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