Evil Tim Tebow's page

Hail Satan!

-ett, Rev 3:16

Does anyone need a quarterback?

Anyone?

Hello?

-ett
Rev 3:16

I definitely feel that you should save your votes for the greater evil.

I'll see you in 2016.

-ett
Rev 3:16

<tebowing>

TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW!

<tebowing>

-ett
Rev 3:16

He's just keeping my seat warm for when I ascend to the throne in 2016.

-ett
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Don't count me out. I'm still going to get my Super Bowl ring.

Serious as Dick Cheney's heart attacks.

-ett
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Hey. Everyone is supposed to be talking about mmemeeeeeeeeee! I'm the superstar! WAAAAAH!

-ett
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Jam412 wrote:

Apparently Tebow has taken some levels in paladin.

Perhaps Evil Tim Tebow has an opinion on this. :)

Force delayed Vulcan nerve pinch. It has a condition set when he'll drop down for no apparent reason in the field of play when he finally gets a chance to play against me when we're on opposing teams.

Dawkins is going to be Tebowned. He just doesn't know it yet.

In the meantime, there's disensanchizing to be done.

-ett
Rev 3:16

Don't get too comfortable in your current position, Sanchize. Before too long, you can take the bench and bang 17 year old strumpets with your buddy Leinart.

I'm going to be the king of the Big Apple. Move over, Eli Manning. Your two Super Bowl rings pale in comparison to the force that is Tebowmania! You will pay for your brother's transgressions.

-ett
Rev 3:16

I asked Jesus to deliver me a Super Bowl.

He delivers Peyton.

I didn't find it funny.

I'm going to make that horse-toothed ex-quarterback and bobblehead boy pay.

DEARLY.

-ett
Rev 3:16

I believe that faith has been replaced by tebow.

Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Monday. Ugh and the griping commences amongst the faithful flock of St Brady

*blink*

2012 will be the year of my jubilee. Transgressions shall be repaid down to the fourth generation. Vengeance will flow like honey.

Prepare New Orleans for my arrival.

-ett
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Tomorrow is the first day of my 2012 campaign.

P.S. U mad Brady?

-ett
Rev 3:16

U mad Brady?

-ett
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All of your plans will be for naught. My millennial reign is forthcoming.

Just as soon as I conquer the Babylonian Kardashian.

-ett
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Big oil is no match for me.

<performs tebowing>

-ett
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You all are just keeping my seat warm. Enjoy it while you can.

-ett
Rev 3:16

Your best friend's girlfriend from 20 years ago needs stones cast at her. What she needs is a healthy plate of Nibiru for breakfast.

-ett
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I am Evil Tim Tebow and I approve Ryan Dancey's recommendation for advancement.

<executes Tebowing feat>

-ett
Rev 3:16

Your cupcakes have received my blessing. <assumes Tebowing position>

-ett
Rev 3:16

Your Paladin obsession? Unnatural.

For penance, you must perform a Tebowing 34 times.

Sincerely,

-ett, Lord of Denver
Rev 3:16

I would like some forums about Paladins and why I should be a optimal template of an archetype of one.

Those witches from Salem put a hex on me. I'm going to have to go all Matthew Hopkins on them for inflicting me with their hoodoo.

Brady? He was hopped up on Cialis.

You haven't heard the last of Tebow. The Lord's work is not done. Y'all need to continue to focus on the family while I focus on winning.

I am the comeback kid. I will unleash a fury of righteous tebowing come August.

You'll see.

-ett
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Actually, I'm resorting to sacrificing goats in their end zone. They'll never see it coming.

-ett
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Wait until you see who I'm going to be bringing to Gillette Stadium after my next miracle.

She's a looker, I tell you.

-ett
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Evil Tim Tebow wrote:

The Steelers were alleged to have the number one rated defense in the league.

Were they really the best defense?

They lie worse than Beelzebub and Polamalu's concussion-like symptoms.

-ett
Rev 3:16

The Steelers were alleged to have the number one rated defense in the league.

Those geriatrics got TebOWNED. They obviously did not adhere to the mantra of St. Al Davis like I do.

Just win, baby.

Bring it, Billy. Make sure you have your spy cameras focused right on me at the 50 yard line in the 4th quarter.

Tebowing. Like a boss.

-ett
Rev 3:15

Remember to drink your Gatorade this Saturday. I'm going to bulldoze that sieve-like Patriots defense.

-ett
Rev 3:16

I will let you rule ... as regent ... for now.

-ett
Rev 3:16

After Saturday night, your eyes will be opened and your countenance will be of shock. With my game ending finishing maneuver, the Tebowing, there will be a reckoning unlike no other that will have occurred in the state of Massachusetts.

Prepare to be TebOWNED, Belichick.

Behold my glory.

-ett
Rev 3:16

Get your popcorn and rosary beads this Saturday.

Brady? He's going to get tebOWNED!

-ett
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December 22, 2012. A new era will begin.

Prepared to be TebOWNED.

Resistance is futile.

-ett
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I dedicate last night's victory to my father. Because he rules. And stuff.

Brady? Come get some. Prepare to be tebOWNED!

-ett
Rev 3:16

No one wanted to believe in me.

The unbelievers have been tebOWNED.

Suck it, Ben.

-ett
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316 passing yards. Revelation 3:16.

Coincidence?

-ett