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Now about those cowboys

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We now return you to our regularly scheduled office highjinx

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The Cupcake has arrived and been eaten!

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Pins and needles!

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CUPCAKES!!!!

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Not the same cupcakes.

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No accounting for taste. ;)

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comon cupcakes!

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3 people marked this as a favorite.

Well the first baker, who shall not be named, didn't seem to know the recipe. I think he might have drank it. Like a Jack :)

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I hate waiting on Cup cakes!!!!

Oh well there is always tomorrow.

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Lets talk about something on topic so I am not trolling.

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Cultist of Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.
Excuse me?
I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.
My Right Boot is ready to punt fake Jacks.
Somebody call Jack N. Ape.

Rather have a beer.

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Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.

Excuse me?

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Mona Jester wrote:
Michigan Jones wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.
or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.
Oh my baby this is long...
Oh smurf it...

Could we maybe post about something else, like beer, or flapjacks recipes?

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Jack IT!

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Has anyone ordered the Pizza yet?

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Sunset wrote:

I swear, whut is with fellers and th' coconut jokes? (^_~)

So, whut would th' collective of Boobys' be?

A 'Bounty'? 'Bevy'?

P.S. Go an' look up all-a Jolly Jacks stuffs!

Jacks are back???

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weird

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Hey Jack where you at?

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Yo

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Does it really?!

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Jackov Smirnoff wrote:
Een Soviet Russia THREAD jack YOU!!!

You better share!

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Nothing funny aboot this threed!

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Smurf

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Bookmark...'cause watchin' Sebastian eat a troll is fun :)

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isn't there already a jack frost though?

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Sebastian wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Also, which one of you bastards already stole the alias "Threadjack Police?" I wanted to start crying about this thread going off topic, and I can't do that effectively without the proper mocking alias.
You should not Mock it is against policy!
Damn alias camper.

Your point is?

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Sebastian wrote:
Also, which one of you bastards already stole the alias "Threadjack Police?" I wanted to start crying about this thread going off topic, and I can't do that effectively without the proper mocking alias.

You should not Mock it is against policy!