"Crazy" Alton Brown's page

So quick question, when you hover over my name does it just say captain yesterday or does it also give an AKA, just curious is all, i only get the captain yesterday, weird the things that occupy our thoughts.......

Nuttin' honey!

Mark Moreland: but where'm I gonna find that extra money?!

Erik Keith: Cosmo has quarters in his desk *plots*

Cosmo: I also have a gun.

Cosmo: *nips plotting in the bud*

Cosmo: (granted... it's a nerf gun... but still.)

Erik Keith: No you don't. That's a Crossbow.

Erik Keith: Oh right, I was thinking actual weapons

Cosmo: I have one of those, too.

Robot Chris: I have a real axe!

Crystal Frasier: So does everyone in this office

What's that got to do with cupcakes? ;)

How can you not see the cupcakes?!? They are brightly colored and full of good sweetness!! Get the cupcakes! Enjoy the cupcakes!

(I think I'm over-caffeinated)

The Cupcakes are on approach. The landing site looks clear. We are GO!

I. WANT. MY. CUPCAKES!

Delicious, sweet cupcakes...

I just hope he likes the time I put into "painting" Joss Whedon's face on each one with icing.

Mmm... Donuts!

C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!

I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE!

"Crazy" Alton Brown wrote:

Doo

fires reflexively dammit! Missed him! stay still, you!

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Doo

Some are created to annoy Joss Whedon-hating DMs.

Ever have those mornings you wake up and its fine. Bu then everything falls apart and you wonder why you even bother?

Nothing like cat diaherra in the morning to make things better. Then a flat tire, followed by animals getting into the trash because the upstairs neighbor refuses to bring their trash down on Trash day or during the week, she waits for her cleaning people. Then prombtly fills up the cans so they are over filled and presto guess what trash all over the drive way first thing in the morning while you are tyring to get to work ontime and already cursing because of the cat problem and seeing the flat tire.

Well at least I have spagetti and meatballs I made yesterday for lunch. :)

BEWARE THE MEATBALL!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Maybe this will help fix the image in your mind:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: The part of jeff alvarez will be played by samuel L jackson.

oh one of THOSE glares.

I'll just leave this here without additional comment...

Oho! Another challenger for a staring contest!

Argh. Forgot my charger at home and my phone is already in the yellow zone. AND I took the bus to work today instead of my bike due to a flat tire. I'm walking with my affected wheel but completely forgot to bring the 2 games I wanted to sell at the game store near the bike shop I wanted to go to. Grrr. Gonna be a nose to the grindstone day because I got distracted by the wife and forgot those two things.... Won't be able to post much today, so please do not have the Whedon roast/btth baccanalia without me!

The pig's already in the luau pit and the girls are filling the coconut tops. Can't promise it won't be over by the time you get here. :P

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I wonder if I say facebook 3 times and look in a mirror if I will see Freehold DM in a murderous rage.

This is the greatest post I have read in quite some time. It made my wife snort-giggle.

Also, to answer your question, yes.

Pfft. That's just a myth. Watch:

Facebook!
Facebook!
Facebook!

See? No Freeho-- OH DEAR GOD! MY KIDNEYS!

"Crazy" Alton Brown wrote:

Me and Anthony are like THIS *crosses fingers*

Yeah, Paula Deen thought the same thing......

Ha! She foolishly told Anthony that his brownies were too green!

Oh, the battle that occurred after that comment was horrific to behold. But the brownies were very tasty.

"Crazy" Alton Brown wrote:

"Crazy" Alton Brown wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

*head explodey*

Thank god its not just me!

I just did the most excellent episode on St. Louis Ribs. MMM-MMM GOOD!

Naked and covered in BBQ Sauce? Delicious!

Better be careful Alton, or Anthony Bourdain my get jealous of you and complain that you're another bad person.

Me and Anthony are like THIS *crosses fingers*

As long as I keep adding Tennessee bourbon to the barbeque sauce, he's my bestest friend!

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

*head explodey*

Thank god its not just me!

I just did the most excellent episode on St. Louis Ribs. MMM-MMM GOOD!

Naked and covered in BBQ Sauce? Delicious!

TriOmegaZero wrote:

*head explodey*

Thank god its not just me!

I just did the most excellent episode on St. Louis Ribs. MMM-MMM GOOD!

Gary Teter wrote:

What happens if I press this red button?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.

Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight.

Mmm... I love peasant under glass.

"Crazy" Alton Brown wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I have to go to work now.

*pours a bucket of A-1 sauce down Freehold's well*

No, no, no!

That will never do!

You need more honey and add a dash of bacon!

Why as a Badger attractant?

Of course!

It also adds a delicious sweetness to the Freehold DM that the crocodiles cannot resist!

I have to go to work now.

*pours a bucket of A-1 sauce down Freehold's well*

No, no, no!

That will never do!

You need more honey and add a dash of bacon!