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Christopher: I got that lich a phylactery. Liches love phylacteries.
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Robot Chris: Sutter is a new class?
Gary: every party needs a sutter
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Robot Chris: so sutters are so frickin rad?
Robot Chris: are we agreed?
CS Erik: Yep, it'll make both monks and rogues obsolete
I approve of this message.
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CS Erik: Yep, it'll make both monks and rogues obsolete
Ooh - that is just begging for a charop response ;->
I'm too nice to make it, however...
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redacted: Baby's First Bartending Kit
other redacted: i bet he could make a decent manhattan with a bit of training
redacted: I'm just picturing all the normal cocktail implements, but made by Fisher Price.
redacted: brightly colored, chewable plastic.
another redacted: would help with teething
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Gary prawn toothpaste: crestacean
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sara marie: we need those house sigils for pathfinder
liz: House Munchkin
liz: House Min-Maxer
liz: House Rules Lawyer
cs erik: House Wrongbadfun.
liz: god erik, it’s House BadWrongFun. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
robot chris: House Flag and Move On
robot chris: (that's our house)
cs erik: House Utterly Distracted "did we actually make any progress this session or just spend 4 hours talking?"
gary: CLAN FRIDGERAIDER WILL CONQUER ALL ... (your fridges)
liz: Gary: Clan Fridgeraider—We Do Not Care
robot chris: House Breaks Other Guidelines could go a number of ways
ashley: House Does Not Play Well With Others. Motto: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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robot chris: house valeros...
robot chris: isn't that a pub?
cs erik: you don't go to the pub, you bring the pub to you
liz: House Valeros would be a food stall. In a market.
robot chris: house valeros is a traveling pub
robot chris: like a camper
robot chris: but bigger
robot chris: maybe yurt with wheels
robot chris: actually forget the wheels, nobody in house valeros is good to drive
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Breaks Other Guidelines always pay their debts.
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gary: miss manners will cut you
gary: and you get a nice tourniquet with a bow
Also, she'll use the right knife.
Also, she'll use the right knife.gary: miss manners will cut you
gary: and you get a nice tourniquet with a bow
Sooo....
Canadian?
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I pledge myself to House Valeros
"Do you even lift chained anvils, bro?"
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Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monk
On the continent, it's called a French Friar.
Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monkOn the continent, it's called a French Friar.
There's a Belgium joke in there somewhere, but I haven't found it yet.
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Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.
If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.
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I blame the Cosmo... again.....Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.
Fixed that for you.
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robot chris:
Robot Chris' Amazing Test Event~ (cancelled)
No location specified
Sat, Jul 5, 2014, 02:00 PM – 06:00 PM
katina: Aw man. It's cancelled already?
katina: I wanted to go.
sara marie: i'm curious what you expected at this testing event katina
katina: I dunno, it just said 'amazing' so... i guess i expected something amazing?
katina: I mean, I bet Robot could come up with some pretty amazing things to test
katina: hypotheses about glitter
katina: peeg races
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Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?
Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?
WHAT IS THIS ALMIGHTY POWER THAT HAS MADE EVEN COSMO BREAK DOWN!? Friend or foe? I hope it's a force of good, for if it is a greater evil then we are all f*+%ed.
*shudders*
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Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?
Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?
I refer you to the first post in this thread.
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I refer you to the first post in this thread.Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?
Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?
*Takes one look and dives frantically under the nearest pile of chaos.*
EDIT: *Reaches out with a large, furry paw and gathers the rest of the tail under the pile.*
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The Hulk is a minion of Cosmo.
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so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur
not it
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so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur
not it
Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery}
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Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery}so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur
not it
The internet is your friend.robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary
robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word
I typed indeed and got homosexual, then i tried agreed and i got pedophile...what kinda search criteria is this using?
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Sara Marie: i bet her fur would make great yarn
Sara Marie: my cat, not your friend
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Pro-tip: Blend the fur with wool before spinning, since cat fur doesn't have any crimp to hold it together!
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I typed indeed and got homosexual, then i tried agreed and i got pedophile...what kinda search criteria is this using?The internet is your friend.robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary
robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word
The criteria is to use more than one word. To describe a concept.
Type in 'small barrel' and it gives you keg, kilderkin, cades and rundlet... pretty good.
I tried 'indeed' and got 45 differet results. 'Indeed' is probably keyed to some slang phrase or other old language that is/was linked to homosexuality in some part of the world.
Kilogram is another answer for 'agreed' presumbaly it comes up a lot as an 'agreed unit of measure'.
It is not an exact tool. 'A man who loves other men' got me 100 answers and included 'gay' but the first was 'god'.
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gary: "this ship is powered by handwavery, but that much is going to cause a containment breach!!"
christopher: You should really degauss your flux capacitor.
gary: i'm afraid we're going to have to eject the core
christopher: Sorry, I had to use parts from the core ejector to fix the coffee machine.
WHAT IS THIS ALMIGHTY POWER THAT HAS MADE EVEN COSMO BREAK DOWN!? Friend or foe? I hope it's a force of good, for if it is a greater evil then we are all f+*&ed.
*shudders*
There *is* no greater evil. I'm not sure whether that's a reason to celebrate or a reason to flee from this plane of existence, though.