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thunderspirit wrote:
Meaning, roughly 75% of the time, the answer is "yes."

And another 20% of the time, the answer is 'Kinda'.

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gary: ahhh, procrastination: is there any problem you can't solve?

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Wes: That's what I would do. It's like 1-800-TANK-TANK-TANK.

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RobotChris (responding to a question): just lemme know what you want
Christopher: No, no, no. Robot, the correct answer is "pretty difficult, but I'll see what I can do." Be Scotty, not Laforge.
RobotChris: but... that's a lie?
Liz: Always use the Scotty Principle when making time estimates.

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sara marie: and how hard is it to put in picture [into an email]

robot chris: easy peasy
robot chris: just lemme know what you want

christopher: No, no, no. Robot, the correct answer is "pretty difficult, but I'll see what I can do." Be Scotty, not Laforge.

robot chris: but... that's a lie?

liz: Always use the Scotty Principle when making time estimates.

sara marie: lets put this picture down by the bottom

robot chris: okay, did you want the logo near the top also?

christopher: See if you can work a Pusheen gif in there, too.

liz: I recommend this one

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tanis: Forgive me, friends, for I have sinned

tanis: . . . I have taken the last doughnut.

tanis: Lo, it is dusty and full of jelly

katina: The Top Pot giveth, the Top Pot taketh away.


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: ahhh, procrastination: is there any problem you can't solve?

I would never have thought procrastination could have so much in common with alcohol and money, but, well you learn something new everyday.


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ahhh procrastination: is

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gary: does the optimal solution involve firing anything into the sun?

gary: or rather, i should rephrase: how many things do we get to fire into the sun as part of the optimal solution?

gary: because i like it when the number of things we fire into the sun as part of any solution is greater than zero

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CS Erik omg, I thought you were cosmo in chat
CS Erik because of the picture hes using
Me HAHAHAHA
Me YES
Me OUR ASSIMILATION IS COMPLETE

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Katina: That gifs makes me uncomfortable because I can't tell if he's washing his hands of [redacted]
Me: was that supposed to be OR?
Me: I feel like that sentence works either way

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[redacted]: I'm too drunk for this chicken


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there any problem you can't solve?


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Meh.

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Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...

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Liz Courts wrote:
Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...

The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...

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Crystal: Tech team is literally one rubber mask away from being Scooby Doo villains

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crystal: Nah, actual otters poop violently

christopher: That sounds hilariously offal

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robot chris: SECRET AREAS THAT LEAD TO SECRET AREAS

robot chris: it's like secret-area-ception

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...
The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...

The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?

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Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...
The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...
The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?

I am the chosen one...

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Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...
The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...
The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?

This is the most uncomfortable I've been since the last time Mark was in my office.

And yet... it seems somehow so right.


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Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: SECRET AREAS THAT LEAD TO SECRET AREAS

robot chris: it's like secret-area-ception

Secret Tunnel!

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Orthos wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: SECRET AREAS THAT LEAD TO SECRET AREAS

robot chris: it's like secret-area-ception

Secret Tunnel!

I want the next season of Legend of Korra. They're taking too long. ;)

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Robot Chris: SHOOSH
Robot Chris: DON'T TEMPT TIME

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Jessica: other than hundreds of pages of wanking
Sara Marie: which now explains so much about [redacted]

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Jessica: other than hundreds of pages of wanking

Sara Marie: which now explains so much about [redacted]

What are you doing looking at my browsing history?

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Liz: Get that lich a phylactery!

Liz: Liches love phylacteries.

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Liz: Cosmo: That’s for demiliches.
Liz: …which reminds me of one of my BBEGs for my PaizoCon game

Well... y'all been warned.

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The demilich is out of the bag.


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Mr. Welch says the demilich only falls for the bag of holding trick once.

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Cosmo wrote:

Liz: Cosmo: That’s for demiliches.

Liz: …which reminds me of one of my BBEGs for my PaizoCon game

Well... y'all been warned.

The problem with this is everyone will assume it's for the high level game, when actually it's for the first level game.

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Katina We are going to be just like Dr. Dre!
Me ... our album is going to come out in like 10 years?
Me ... we're going to make lots of dollars?
Me ... we'll hang out with Snoop?
Me you gotta be more specific here
Ashley we can remind everyone that they forgot about us?


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WHAT
YOU THINK I SOLD THEM ALL?

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Robot Chris: WATCH ME DANCE... AND ALSO HIT THAT HARDER

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katina: Now i'm scared that it went in my ear and is going to travel to my brain and kill me somehow.

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Crystal: Phrasing
Robot Chris: wat?
Kat: heh
Sara Marie: no

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sharaya: wooo. succeeding at diplomatic at 10:00pm

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CS Erik: I'm just playing that bar scene from inglorious basterds over and over in my head

Sara Marie: omg that movie
i had no idea what it was about when i picked it
but it had a german helmet on the cover and a baseball bat
so i thought maybe a heartwarming tale of POWs playing baseball
and surviving the war

CS Erik: hahaha oh dear

Sara Marie: it was not.


Jimmy "Aldo" Dugan: {hefting bat} There's no crying in baseball!

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Jessica: but it's fun with big hairy men, too

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Sonja: I love how your playlist just went from "Les Toreadors" to "Master of Puppets."

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liz: Bluuuuuuuuuue
sara marie: Purrrrrrrple

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Christopher: Grab some deus while you're up. The machine's out.

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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Christopher: Grab some deus while you're up. The machine's out.

Who forgot to feed the Rubit?


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Christopher: Grab some deus while you're up. The machine's out.

est vacuas machina? :(

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Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Bluuuuuuuuuue

sara marie: Purrrrrrrple

Blue, blue, lagoon blue blue...

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Tanis "bathing in cheeto dust"

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Crystal: A lot of my clever things have not ended up in this thread!

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