Yes, selling sausages and lemons at extortionate prices to gullible chumps!
Are those petrol, diesel, or electric sausages?
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*imagines a highway full of Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles....*
Pulg wrote: Are those petrol, diesel, or electric sausages? Who cares!? They are just a bunch of old bangers!
The when wrote: Cause mash. Don't mind if I do!!!
*mashes The when with an oversized croquet-mallet*
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: The when wrote: Cause mash. Don't mind if I do!!!
*mashes The when with an oversized croquet-mallet* Silly, can’t mash the when.
And even if you could, it would be more like splatting, with that implement.
...I wasn't finished.
FORE!!!
*putts the When through a space-time vortex, causing it to land in a Korean War-era military hospital*
The when is then, but the when is now too.
What’s your take on paradoxes then?
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: ...Particle Maaaaan. There is a reality where there are no closets. People just throw their stuff in the corner.
Mr. Grinch wrote: What’s your take on paradoxes then? The same as my take on regular doxies.
*Throws a spear at Comte de Malodor, successfully impales him, and uses his blood in the summoning ritual.*
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Comte de Malodor wrote: I say, that's new! So you’ve never axed a question, and had someone spear you the details?
*Enters the room, covered in confetti, and smelling like cake and candles.*
Sorry I am late everyone, it was Jurassic Bard’s 33rd birthday yesterday, his other aliases and I were busy celebrating.
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Happy birthday to him.
*Proopy proop prooOOOoooproo!*
I’m just going to leave this post here for a while, something might happen later.
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Bumptious Wazzock wrote: I’m just going to leave this post here for a while, something might happen later. You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?!?
Posting for profit, posting for fun. Keep on posting here till the job is done.
...It will just have to stay here, and so will you, because you can NEVER leave! BAAAAH-HAHAHA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I say, is that the warm smell of colitas, or have I wee'd myself again?
I’ll just have to check out. Anytime I like…
AM GOLD wrote: I say, is that the warm smell of colitas, or have I wee'd myself again? Definitely the second one, now go change your trousers before some rather nasty insects show up.
Bugs on the water!
They swarmin’ in the sky.
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*deploys S2A-toxic-flamethrower apparatus*
*beepidibipFWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...!!!*
The when wrote: Bugs on the water!
They swarmin’ in the sky.
Change! Change! Change!
Chan-gin' ma pants,
Chan-gin' damp,
Trousers.
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*catches AM GOLD's trousers in the toxic-flamethrower sweep*
*Provides gallons and gallons of flammable liquid to help with the burning.*
Fish-Malkovich wrote: *Provides gallons and gallons of flammable liquid to help with the burning.* You used up your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. Now what will you do?
Come on, R2, light my,
Trousers on fire.
*shows up dressed in a cursed glove*
Hahahahaa, finally *GOT IT* - and it's just my size, too!
Yup, everybody wants them flamin’ trousers.
The when wrote: You used up your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. Now what will you do? That’s quite simple really, I’ll just use your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil.
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Fish-Malkovich wrote: The when wrote: You used up your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. Now what will you do? That’s quite simple really, I’ll just use your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. *hurriedly breaks off telepathic link with Fish-Malkovich, shudders*
I saw... his thoughts.
I saw what he's planning to do.
He's like a highly specialized locust.
He's moving from planet to planet.
After he's consumed all the GoatToucher-Brand oil-products, he moves on...
...and we're next.
*queues up nuclear launch-codes*
*Changes the nuclear launch codes, adds in a special code to print out the entire list of of game cheat codes.*
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Let's see... Up, down, down, left, right, down, jump, fire, belch, mince finely. There! Now I have infinite Richard Nixons - thanks, Wazzock!
Just one nixie, that’s all you really need.
Good thing that there are more cheat codes available. See what happens with different combinations.
*BEEP!*
*BOOP!*
*WHOOGA-WHOOGA!*
*gunshot*
*sound of change hitting table*
*DING!*
*DING!*
*DING!*
-*SPLAAAAAAAAT!*-
Ding ding. Ding splat
Ding ding. Ding splat
Ring, a ding ding
Splat.
Ding ring. Ding. Ding.
Splat, splat splat.
Toweep towoo.
Whippy, splat, whippy splat.
R2-FU wrote: *BEEP!*
*BOOP!*
*WHOOGA-WHOOGA!*
*gunshot*
*sound of change hitting table*
*DING!*
*DING!*
*DING!*
-*SPLAAAAAAAAT!*-
And… we have a winner! Here’s your prize!
*Hands R2-FU a giant stuffed teddy bear.*
There you go kid, now get out of here, you bother me.
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*shoots teddy-bear on sight, deploys fan to blow stuffing back in Bumptious Wazzock's face*
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