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Where are you Mr. Grinch?
It is almost Christmas, the Ramshackle Sleigh is ready, but no Mr. Grinch.
No Max either, for that matter.
Ding dong
The Witch is Dead!
But is still playing the tubular bells
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Where are you Mr. Grinch?
It is almost Christmas, the Ramshackle Sleigh is ready, but no Mr. Grinch.
No Max either, for that matter.
*Pokes head out from under the bed.*
Shhh! Quiet, you fool! I've been hiding from fat boy, he said he'd get me this year!
And Max is dead, has been for 10 years, he died of old age. That's when I hired you.
*Hides under the bed again.*
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You mean I have been talking to a stuffed dog?
I wondered why he never left his dog-bed in your den?
But he wasn't there when I was looking for you.
The main purpose of this book is to serve as a university textbook. However, we (who?) believe (why not know?) the audience will include many serious amateurs (if you pay them $1 they are no long amateur).
The reader of this book is assumed to have only a standard high-school knowledge of mathematics and physics (as they are taught in Finland). <-- this last part is important, because in Ukraine all the schools are blown up.
Everything more advanced is driven step-by-step from basic (but not simple) principles.
My principle kicked me out of school... twice!
Chapter 1 -- INTRODUCTION
1.1 Your Mom.
1.2 The Role of your Mom.
1.3 Your Mom as Research.
1.4 The Scale of Your Mom.
on a dark, cloudless night, at a distant location far, far away from the city lights (and your mom), the starry sky can be seen in all its splendor.
Actually, it is quite easy to understand how these thousands of lights in the sky have affected people throughout the ages.
For the sake of the sky see your mom. thus spoke sasquatch. and it was good.
As long as human beings have existed we can be sure they wondered at the sky. Because... human.
btw, eyes are passive sensors; they don't have a lot of complexity. The brain (print ('(and the mind...) ,(if separate ('cool) ('whatever)))) are way more complex and interesting.
you f&%+ing aasbasterd
In the 17th century people started to realize there was another advanced civilization on Earth about 23,000 years ago, and also the Earth is not the center of the Universe.
About the same time emerged our current view that stars are celestial bodies similar to our Sun. The sun of god and the saviour of your mom.
Although stars actually move at enormous speeds, the sky does not seem to change even in thousands of years, due to the vast distances of the stars.
(now realize no one knows this, but the light wizards have convinced you they can use properties of light to measure distance. you're a fool charlie brown potter.)
In addition, there are some objects that move with respect to the stars e.g. the Sun and the Moon. (with respect to the stars... respect.)
When the stars are alright you respect them
The light wizards use spells. That is, they spell words on paper and you read them and get mesmerized into believing they are true, when in fact they are just ink squiggles. You see, you have been trained by your teacher to believe those squiggles you see on paper have meaning, thus power, and thus spelling spells is spelltacular.
Word up.
It's so easy to fool you using Cognitive Warfare.
At the center of the solar system shines the Sun, it sucks up entropy and makes you fell better.
Isn't that the Prime Minister of Hungary?
In an analysysi of variance (ANOVA), you have two or more groups of data about your mom. The question is "are any groups different from the others?"
Whose got F-ratio?
.
By "score," I mean you make a measurement on a number of subjects.
E.g., relate IQ score to drinking coffee.
You could have 3 groups of 30 college sophomores each:
1. Group A would drink no coffee
2. Group B would drink 1 cup of coffee
3. Group C would drink 5 cups of coffee
--> all within 30 minutes of taking an IQ test.
The F test denotes the differences between the groups and would indicate whether coffee affects scores on an IQ test.
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Shortly thereafter will be the p-test.
A Hunchback with legs is a happy Hunchback.
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Yikes!
Mr. Grinch is depressed!
Searches den for clues to Max's disappearance.
To make the formula less intimidating, we will make the following definitions:
My definition is:
Toodley toot toot toot, yeah!
It's a new dawn, a new dawn, a new dawn for the flugelhorn,
You say flugel, I say horn, don't blow on it after eating corn!
It will get stuck inside it, and you will miss high G,
Thus gravely disappointing our beloved Prime Minister, Rishi.
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Hm. There are sooty foot prints that come out of the fireplace, go to Max's bed and back to the fireplace.
Looks like there are cookie crumbs on the floor.
There are some long white hairs in the fireplace.
What does it all mean?
Cognitive Warfare is real.
Key features of cognitive warfare include its targeting of entire populations (as opposed to merely military ones), its focus is on changing a population's behaviour by way of changing its way of thinking.
e.g. woke mind viris
Hm. There are sooty foot prints that come out of the fireplace, go to Max's bed and back to the fireplace.
Looks like there are cookie crumbs on the floor.
There are some long white hairs in the fireplace.
What does it all mean?
Gandalf has put you on the naughty list?
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Me here to help Schism, have 4 postcards to deliver to everyone!
What do they say!
*Knits for The when, a pair of woollen trousers. That doesn't talk, or takes.*Pants knitted by a mime. Sure to be as comfortable as they are invisible.
Hmm. Keep going. You have my attention.
Warfare has shifted dramatically over the past several decades, moving away from the physical
threats of conventional warfare. War now moves towards the social and ideological threats
brought about by mass media and advances in technology. The advent of this new type of
warfare is different from anything we have seen before. Although it takes elements from
previous types of hybrid warfare, the reach and level of impact it possesses make it far more
dangerous than its predecessors. We have dubbed this new way of war cognitive warfare.
Say the word white five times in a row:
1 White
2 White
3 White
4 White
5 White
What do cows drink?
Cows drink water.