Rather than engaging in pointless acts of violence (That’s more the Grinch’s thing), The when offers the nice mime knitted jodhpurs to the Comte.
“I’m handing them over till them over via telekinesis. You just have to reach out and grab them, Count.”
{Diddler durdur, diddler durder, diddler durdur, diddlerdur}
I see those,
Personal trousers.
Something to warm your thighs, as well as the hair.
Reach out, touch pants.
Watch out for the Goat Police. They won't like you going at that speed with an obstructed view.
I'm sorry, what are we talking about now?
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I'm sorry, what are we talking about now?
We're talking about the following:
1. Mr. Grinch hiding from Santa Claus.
2. Orange Hulk and Schism delivering the presents this year.
3. Something to do with the Goat Police.
4. Listing every single robot from the transformers universe.
5. Writing up a daily rota of harvesting Alphonse's (Comte de Malodor) body parts.
6. Your triumphant return and how you will bless us once again.
7. And solving the mystery of how they put the jam in Jammy Dodgers.
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Yip
What was that?
Yip Yip
It's coming from the den.
Yip Yip
A Puppy!
Yip Yip
Oh, She looks just like Max.
Yip Yip
Let me take you to Mr. Grinch.
Wake up Mr. Grinch.
Look what Santa brought you.
YIP YIP YIP
Isn't she Cute?
What are you going to name her?
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I'm torn between Maxine and Schism 2, if you have any suggestions, please let me know.
*Comes out from under the bed.*
Well, I think that I should be safe now. How about we...
*Gets karate chopped on the back of the head, falls to the floor unconscious.*
Santa Claus: I said that I would get you next year!
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Schism: Hey!
That wasn't nice.
Santa doesn't do things like that.
.
Looks closely
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Wait!
You are not Santa.
You are Krampus, the Bad Santa.
Git him Maxine.
Maxine: GRRRR. Chomp
Krampus: Yow! Exits, limping badly
Schism: Good girl Gives Maxine a pat on the head
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Applies ice bag to Mr. Grinch's Boo-Boo
There, there.
Everything will be fine.
Maxine chased the Bad Santa away.
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You might want to put him on a sofa or something, instead of leaving him on the floor.
And maybe try and keep him awake, I'll see if I can get Dr House.
I am portly, and I am maroon.
As in 'The Bussy World of Richard Scary'?
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Good to see you again, and just where have you been all this time?
And don't say the obvious response, we all know that it's not true this time.
Because you've been away for so long, your Cheese Shop has been sold off to a butcher.
It was GoatToucher who sold it, so you know it went for a great price.
*Bum-Bum*
*Bum!-Bum!-Bum!*
*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!*
*clatter...!*
That's a very accurate summary of my weekend.
*What's more, the organ in Oregon is made out of oregano*
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Good to see you again, and just where have you been all this time?
And don't say the obvious response, we all know that it's not true this time.
Nonsense; I'm always Hiding In Your Closet...sometimes I just roll higher on my Stealth check than others!
I found your missing extra head, Professor - now YOU tell ME, what have you been up to while I wasn't paying attention?
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Because you've been away for so long, your Cheese Shop has been sold off to a butcher.
It was GoatToucher who sold it, so you know it went for a great price.
*shows up wearing a blood-soaked paper hat and apron, waves an even more blood-soaked hand while holding an oddly-immaculate obsidian ritual cleaver in the other*
I DO hope the baker and the chandler keep stubbornly holding out...I much prefer a hostile takeover!
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Here I am.
Examines Mr. Grinch
Hmm.
Contusion on the head.
Some swelling.
Looks like a sub-dermal hematoma.
I am going to have to extract the blood.
This may hurt.
Sticks needle into hematoma
Sluuurp
There.
Take one of these every 3 hours.
Gives Mr. Grinch pain medicine
Come see me in the morning.
Ja ja!
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Good to see you again, and just where have you been all this time?
And don't say the obvious response, we all know that it's not true this time.
Nonsense; I'm always Hiding In Your Closet...sometimes I just roll higher on my Stealth check than others!
I found your missing extra head, Professor - now YOU tell ME, what have you been up to while I wasn't paying attention?
Firstly, that is a fibreglass replica of a tigon for a museum display.
Secondly, I have been right here writing the rota for harvesting Alphonse's body parts.
Speaking of which, your turn to do the harvesting next Saturday.
Good to see you again, and just where have you been all this time?
And don't say the obvious response, we all know that it's not true this time.
Nonsense; I'm always Hiding In Your Closet...sometimes I just roll higher on my Stealth check than others!
I found your missing extra head, Professor - now YOU tell ME, what have you been up to while I wasn't paying attention?
Firstly, that is a fibreglass replica of a tigon for a museum display.
Secondly, I have been right here writing the rota for harvesting Alphonse's body parts.
Speaking of which, your turn to do the harvesting next Saturday.
Most of them are still available except his heart, which he left in Fran's Sand Disco.
Cher.
