Wally the Wandering Wanderer |
*Title: Sea the World’s a Stage!*
Ahoy, Wally fans! We’re out on the high seas listening to a Shanty song contest. We have the Sugar Sailors in their bright pink Candy Ship singing a sweet melody, the Merry Merpeople bringing a tune from under the sea, and there’s even a group of Wailing Whalers amid the bands of boats!
*The scene is set at sea, with an assortment of boats in many different sizes, shapes and colours with the crew on each vessel singing songs and even engaging in a - literal - battle of the bands.*
*Wally is - conveniently enough - intermingled amid those very whalers, Count Heydrich is wooing some of the mermaids, the cat is aboard the boat with people in animal costumes, the knight is being used for an anchor, the mining troll is poking out of a tuba, the monk of fire has been soaked by a tidal wave, the genie moving in and out of portholes, the triceratops is swimming in the sea, the superhero is flying in the air catching a wayward cannonball, the clown has sneakily inserted himself into the line of people who are dressed as fruit, the gymnast is sitting in a small boat and getting her feet tickled by some fish, Elvis Presley has joined some people on a boat themed as a 70’s disco party, the wolf is leaning over the side of one of the larger boats and feeling seasick along with other sailors, the giant is also in the sea making a big wave, the sentient pie is singing with the Sugar Sailors, and, from the previous scene, a snowman is currently sunbathing.*
Fish-Malkovich |
Indeed, he is, I played at least 20 games of Scrabble with him. And I lost each time.
*Spots something unpleasant being committed.*
Oh for goodness sakes, Comte de Malodor, will you please stop writing those crude messages about Pulg and his friends and family!
*Reads a particularly disturbing message on the wall about Pulg.*
And I don’t care if that particular thing is true about him, it’s still not nice!
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis |
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*Reads a particularly disturbing message on the wall about Pulg.*
And I don’t care if that particular thing is true about him, it’s still not nice!
*looks over Fish-Malkovich's shoulder*
..."Genie Genie Tickle Your Farisan"???
My word, one might expect to find such mystagogical doggerel on occasion back in New-Tashboor-On-Ruins-Of-Old, but not here...!
Fish-Malkovich |
*Turns around to look at Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis.*
Hey, I know you! You’re that guy Jurassic Bard likes, then again, his various other aliases like you as well.
*Gives Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis a hearty pat on the shoulder.*
As it turns out, a Count Reiner Heydrich was looking for you, he needs your aid in some fossil excavation.