Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

Especially not GoatToucher.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Try telling him that, I think he would have a few things to say.

[The when]

He gone.

[AM GOLD]

Like a steam goatamotive, rollin' down the track.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...
...
<_<
>_>
...

*inflates AM GOLD's pants until he starts floating away*

*hooks an errant string therefrom to Dedrick, The Professor as well*

[The when]

Floating, floating high above the land.
So very grand, floating above the land.
So much better than hiding in a closet.
Everyone free, though you did not cause it.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*Snips the piece of string with a pair of scissors from my left jacket pocket.*

*Comes crashing down to the ground with a large thud.*

*Is currently unconscious at the moment, will probably regain consciousness soon.*

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

Oh no! Quick, somebody wave Borvil's old tights under his nose while we parp repeatedly at him. That should bring him around.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*The combination of the old and smelly tights and repetitive parping only makes the situation worse.*

*Meanwhile, Comte de Malodor continues scribbling crude comments and characters about Pulg and everyone else.*

[Comte de Malodor]

A professor we like to call Dedrick
Had a tryst with a gargoyle named Cedric
But, sad to relate,
Lightning twice struck his date,
And melted the end of his lead prick.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...Huh.

Judges?

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

5.94/10

[Skiron]

2/10

[R2-FU]

*BEEEEP!*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hmm, well then.

*yanks lever causing floor to fall out from beneath Comte de Malodor, who plunges to an unknown fate, although the churning and screeching of huge, rusty machines and the smell of cheap fairground-food can be detected coming up from far below*

[Pineapple the Clown]

And there we have it folks, the latest victim of our patented “Trapdoor to Nowhere!”

*Looks over at the still unconscious Dedrick. After some thought, throws him down the trapdoor.*

Stay tuned, we’ve got more coming up with “Poetry to Stars and Beyond!”, after this ad break!

[The when]

Trapdoor to Knowwhere it’s a place where you can go.
Trapdoor to Knowwhere, it’s a gimmick in a show.
Trapdoor to Knowwhere leads to pleasant greenish lawns.
Trapdoor to Knowwhere served by giant pleasant prawns.

And maybe Pineapple will be bronzed.

[Pulg]

Has he been thrown into the Baby Bootee machine?

O dear.

[Pineapple the Clown]

Not me, but your wives have!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The real question is: Whose feet are they then going to ride to the bottom of which river?

[The when]

Fleas!

[Just Hair]

Help, I’m infested with the little blighters!

[The when]

Perhaps a flame thrower?

[Pulg]

Or a fleam threwer.

[Fish-Malkovich]

Why not a Than Fewer?

[Pulg]

That's perilously close to a Flan Thewer, and you know what happened last time we gave the flans thews.

[The when]

O Flanagan’s?

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*Starts singing in an awful sounding Irish accent.*

[The when]

Nothing ever changes…

[Fish-Malkovich]

So leave this place, and never return! Unless you’re stuck here along with the rest of us.

[The when]

Sure, okay. Umm. Bye-bye.

[Fish-Malkovich]

Farewell, and good fortune to you!

*Waves The when goodbye with a pink, silken handkerchief.*

[Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor]

nnnGOODBYE,THE WHEN, GOODBYE!
OH, SEELVER TEARRRRS WE CRRRY,
WHEN WE THEENK OF OUR GREAT FRIEND, THE WHEN,
WHO HAS TAKEN THE BUS TO HARPENDEN,
TO GET HIS BIKE REPAIRED,
AND WEEEL NOT BE BACK 'TIL TEATIME!
'TIL TEA-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEEEEATIME,
TEA-HEA-HEA-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEA HEEEEATIME,
'TIL TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEA TIIIIIIIME!!!!!

[Just Hair]

*Wraps around Pulg’s Fairy Operatic Tenor, presumably in a mournful hug, and squeezing tighter by the second.*

[Pulg]

No, no - we'll put the compression on in post production!

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Walks next to Pulg, holding a clipboard with some hand written documents.*

I completely agree sir, we need to finish the soundtrack by the winter equinox, and we’re already 6 months behind!

[high G]

The games, they are a playin'

list some characteristics of ELs that may effect success? um. ok. there is a list of features we can use to denote diversity and I suppose, from it create metric. Forgetting the last part, lets just list the features. The are five clusters each with subdivision.
1. EL knowledge,
2. Educational background,
3. L1 skill (knowledge),
4. Social cultural, emotional, and economics,
5. Other education cats

1:
a. exposure to E
b. Familiarity with the Roman alphabet and numerals
c. proficiency in E speak
d. " in E write
e. E as 3rd or 4th language

2:
On-grade home
On-grade now
Partial school L1
No school L1
Partial E
No E
Long-term E

3:
Oral L1
Literacy L1

4:
money
on-the-run
combat
misery
mom+pop

5:
special
gifted
reclassed

[high G]

Content based is about academic E development. Often simply bilingual teacher.

Sheltered content is Subject area knowledge with modified LP to assist with academic dev using modified on-level techniques.

[high G]

Dude, ACCESS means Assessing Comprehension and Communication in English State to State

Get real, get imaginary.

get funky.

[high G]

New Adventure name: The Great Dopamine Hunt

[Jerbli Popular Liberation Front]

It's not DopaMINE, it's DopaOURS.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

What about DopaTHEIRS?

[Tensor]

Lo to you, oh earth divine,
Where mountains rise and rivers twine,
Your beauty, vast and ever grand,
Crafted by a gentle hand.

From sunrise glow to twilight's fade,
In forests deep and open glade,
Your wonders captivate the mind,
In every corner, treasures find.

Fields of green and oceans blue,
Skies adorned with golden hue,
Nature's symphony does play,
In harmony, both night and day.

So here's to you, oh earth so fair,
A precious gem beyond compare,
We honor you with reverent rhyme,
In every season, every time.

[The when]

That’s really nice. I think it should be the final post.

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

Only if sensitively accompanied on the accordion.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Says you, and no one else sir. Might I offer you a Jaffa cake for a snack, or perhaps a peanut butter scone?

[Tensor]

Spoiler:

eXpLoSiVe RuInS !

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

Says you, and no one else sir. Might I offer you a Jaffa cake for a snack, or perhaps a peanut butter scone?

We'd normally say yes, but we've been going all in on the Tunnock's tea cakes, and our bellows are nearly ruined from the excess marshmallow fluff

[Tensor]

damage = 3d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 5, 5) + 3 = 14

[Pulg]

Unless they've nerfed them A-GAIN, Tunnock's teacakes are supposed to do 2d12 damage (all positive energy)