Interesting, what’s your take on aubergines?
I think someone should have just stuck to stuffing minnows with whole zucchini.
Not me, but your wives have!
And there we have it folks, the latest victim of our patented “Trapdoor to Nowhere!”
*Looks over at the still unconscious Dedrick. After some thought, throws him down the trapdoor.*
Stay tuned, we’ve got more coming up with “Poetry to Stars and Beyond!”, after this ad break!
If you’re talking to me, I have been spending the months in Borneo. And where have you been?
*Joins the conga line, team of putty patrollers (disguised as an assortment of clowns and mimes) in tow.*
Pulg wrote: Any number of nameless horrors can be found atop a clown's hat. Well, obviously!
Just like how any number of nameless horrors can be found within your fuzz!
Juggle pineapples: 80d300 ⇒ (160, 178, 108, 260, 87, 258, 163, 17, 122, 84, 86, 52, 165, 11, 93, 15, 104, 179, 271, 264, 274, 289, 183, 250, 232, 50, 292, 216, 131, 197, 212, 47, 241, 95, 58, 199, 54, 202, 160, 274, 200, 62, 192, 77, 180, 89, 43, 68, 124, 21, 257, 60, 188, 151, 136, 171, 22, 119, 210, 68, 271, 259, 50, 54, 240, 126, 163, 272, 286, 283, 130, 112, 169, 171, 39, 61, 117, 208, 258, 154) = 12194
*Drives clown car down the road, in a hurry but still keeping to the speed limit, having been called away from the party due to unexpected circumstances. Then gets stuck in traffic with lots of drivers shouting, honking their car horns, using profanity and trying their luck to get through. Some even start sleeping.*
Who let these clowns on the road!?
Sorry I'm late, my car wouldn't start and then I got into an accident!
*Everyone gasps in shock at this news.*
Don't worry, my car's fine, just ran over some sort of large animal...
*Begins performance by juggling some hardboiled eggs.*
Now that I'm here, the show can really begin!
*The next poster shows up, also apologising for being late...*
You alright mate, what happened? *Is still juggling the eggs.*
*Apparently, someone had run over the next poster's mother...*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*Presents captain yesterday with a big cake, that then goes into his face.*
Don't worry, the cake is just for you, and in your favourite flavours too!
*Performs the classic "pie to the face" routine on Clarissia von Schism.*
*Hilarity ensues and good times are had by all!*
Yea, my powers are definitely becoming weaker the more I stay in human form.
Pulg and his fairy bands aren't even in Monaco yet, must be cramped in that van.
*Thinks for a moment.*
In fact, I haven't reverted back to the Pineoctopus since getting here...
And, you know what, I like the fact that I haven't!
*Stands proud and tall.*
Honestly, I prefer being Pineapple the Clown, it's much more me!
*Turns Pulg, his bands and the cowboy into cardboard standees.*
*Places them in a van and has them sent to a funfair in Monaco.*
*Gets into clown car and races Pulg's hot rod.*
*HONK, HONK. AHOOGA!*
Juggle Schism's dice collection:80d80 + 90d90 + 100d50 + 60d30 ⇒ (34, 48, 67, 40, 72, 62, 9, 78, 31, 70, 41, 32, 16, 41, 7, 42, 5, 66, 50, 65, 8, 54, 27, 72, 74, 61, 64, 47, 64, 24, 37, 57, 40, 78, 36, 73, 9, 55, 75, 56, 72, 68, 68, 70, 23, 24, 3, 27, 56, 55, 40, 40, 31, 58, 52, 30, 69, 44, 56, 42, 41, 37, 56, 44, 65, 32, 15, 67, 62, 26, 45, 56, 45, 10, 75, 19, 10, 71, 30, 13) + (35, 81, 66, 87, 76, 5, 32, 37, 1, 67, 8, 16, 79, 20, 7, 38, 15, 70, 73, 15, 87, 50, 29, 78, 7, 62, 72, 15, 9, 46, 70, 89, 43, 45, 31, 68, 76, 75, 8, 64, 61, 68, 26, 65, 50, 15, 56, 35, 19, 8, 84, 53, 13, 86, 66, 45, 66, 83, 55, 49, 50, 90, 52, 84, 20, 31, 14, 17, 89, 87, 68, 65, 31, 56, 21, 42, 19, 50, 71, 46, 48, 4, 77, 27, 28, 76, 32, 79, 32, 51) + (34, 29, 43, 13, 27, 40, 13, 30, 2, 44, 5, 9, 38, 26, 2, 39, 42, 11, 10, 10, 36, 13, 33, 41, 5, 30, 6, 27, 3, 34, 27, 17, 43, 42, 23, 15, 44, 28, 2, 10, 38, 15, 41, 49, 12, 17, 9, 46, 10, 45, 24, 11, 31, 9, 23, 11, 28, 49, 12, 34, 11, 24, 14, 1, 4, 23, 45, 7, 16, 43, 34, 16, 32, 2, 1, 32, 8, 14, 27, 49, 33, 18, 17, 42, 49, 24, 13, 35, 22, 32, 7, 50, 44, 5, 45, 26, 25, 30, 13, 16) + (30, 21, 1, 19, 25, 8, 12, 16, 28, 10, 26, 2, 16, 30, 2, 9, 2, 8, 3, 5, 15, 30, 17, 2, 1, 29, 10, 13, 26, 8, 21, 11, 15, 21, 5, 12, 4, 28, 7, 21, 11, 28, 15, 24, 12, 19, 28, 11, 5, 7, 3, 10, 29, 8, 12, 15, 19, 10, 25, 18) = 11233
An Amazon and woman (but anything from a lady)!
*While Pineapple is pleading and apologising (despite being an actual fruit), a small group of clowns and mimes (former Putty Patrollers) quickly gather around to defend Pineapple and state that they aren't bad guys anymore, and are trying not to draw unwanted attention.*
*Tries to resist the urge to make a joke, fails miserably.*
Hey doctor, can you help me out, it hurts when I do this!
*Uses magical powder to turn Dr G House into a cardboard standee.*
*Starts laughing, then gets sad due to regret.*
*Becomes distracted by the noise being made by Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band.*
Sorry to do this, as I'm trying to leave my old "life" behind, but I have to do it.
*Uses magical powder to turn Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band into cardboard standees.*
Don't worry, it's only temporary, I'm not as strong as I once was.
*On a random seaside promenade, juggles pineapples to entertain passersby.*
Juggle pineapples: 80d100 + 60d200 + 40d300 + 70 ⇒ (30, 66, 59, 55, 79, 78, 21, 48, 2, 19, 66, 72, 65, 51, 95, 98, 96, 6, 89, 14, 87, 23, 26, 37, 20, 90, 7, 36, 32, 91, 98, 60, 94, 20, 39, 22, 63, 99, 21, 94, 2, 62, 75, 42, 52, 17, 65, 25, 64, 64, 37, 33, 5, 18, 47, 74, 92, 36, 53, 21, 57, 61, 69, 30, 7, 64, 85, 50, 60, 91, 56, 32, 84, 16, 7, 87, 49, 63, 7, 61) + (44, 157, 3, 200, 160, 179, 99, 30, 9, 49, 126, 192, 73, 188, 163, 42, 178, 20, 11, 175, 21, 40, 166, 114, 113, 22, 67, 133, 127, 131, 28, 129, 113, 107, 183, 184, 11, 14, 81, 34, 9, 112, 110, 50, 32, 98, 100, 172, 186, 50, 173, 61, 49, 100, 122, 183, 164, 35, 84, 144) + (299, 159, 149, 242, 36, 92, 143, 257, 113, 107, 123, 31, 104, 283, 267, 6, 274, 275, 291, 74, 183, 80, 158, 139, 179, 241, 112, 143, 35, 36, 57, 79, 144, 41, 278, 268, 273, 281, 97, 275) + 70 = 16532
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