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I’m more partial to As The World Falls Down, myself.

Just like me then!

*Wraps around Pulg’s Fairy Operatic Tenor, presumably in a mournful hug, and squeezing tighter by the second.*

Help, I’m infested with the little blighters!

We’ve been through that twice already, how about you use spaghetti rings instead?

Who knows? Probably best to ask him.

*Grows an extra pair of pseudopods and attaches them to GT's Gothic Fairy Sousaphones.*

*Starts absorbing some of the purple ichor, growing bigger, turning a deeper shade of purple.*

*And, of course, getting even better at playing the banjos.*

*Grabs every single banjo from Pulg's Fairy Banjo Band, and plays them expertly, if excessively.*

*Wraps pseudopods around the Toupee of Injustice, and absorbs it entirely.*

I am literally just a mass of magically sentient, purple coloured hair.

*Wraps pseudopods around Pulg and absorbs all of his hair.*

*Wraps hairy pseudopods around Pulgh and absorbs all of his hair.*

*Anything left of Pulgh is released unharmed.*

As has been discussed previously, I am Just Hair.

No you're not, I AM!