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Scarab Sages

The contents of Your Closet say otherwise...*munches on a mysterious drumstick*


What have you done with the rest of Neil Peart, you fiend?!

Scarab Sages

Gave him a one-way plane ticket to the Kerguelen Islands. *shrug* He seemed happy.

And hop-y.


Man I don't know if I should even interject myself after all that.


OH!

Interjection completed


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Ah, grammar jokes...


Ah grammar. The difference between knowing your s@%# and knowing you're s~*!. Sadly my grammar is abhorrent and ends up being the latter most of the time.


Leave Gramma out of this!


very wEll i Can do that


WELL, I CAN'T...

Let's eat, Grandma.
Let's eat Grandma.

Remember kids, proper punctuation saves lives.

Sovereign Court

Eating grannies isn't all it's cracked up to be, trust me on this one. Although, eating a grandad or two is an interesting experience, they usually stale yet minty. Well, they are a bunch of old humbugs now aren't they?


Won't Grandpa Wonderbra be upset that you are eating grandads?


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This thread has too much RP in it. Who wants to hear a joke? Everyone? Good!

A chicken had just betrayed his closest friend. He'd been planning this for a while, so he had a getaway car ready to go on the other side of a busy street. Just before he reaches the street, he trips and falls into a puddle of mud. He gets up, runs across the street, and realizes as he gets to his car that he's lost his keys. He looks back and sees that he dropped them by the mud puddle he'd tripped into. He quickly runs back to the other side of the street and grabs his keys, but by then the friend has caught up to him.

The friend shouts "YOU DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSER!"


Haw haw, pappy, that's a rootin' tootin' rib-tickler, by jingo!

Gee whiz, if I could crack a yolk like that, would momlette me lay Shelley? She's one hot chick!


This train of puns can't be ova soon enough for me.


What happens to a chicken who crosses the road?
The same thing that happens to everything else.


Not if it accidentally walks into KFC.


"I don't roles-plays to much!"
*Shanks the unfunny longshanks with his dog-slicer*


Why did the armadillo cross the road?


Goblin Kid wrote:

"I don't roles-plays to much!"

*Shanks the unfunny longshanks with his dog-slicer*

Why did you stick a knife into poor Pulg? What has he ever done to you?

Vidmaster7 wrote:
Why did the armadillo cross the road?

To get to the other did you know bees are dying at an alarming rate?


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Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:
Goblin Kid wrote:

"I don't roles-plays to much!"

*Shanks the unfunny longshanks with his dog-slicer*
Why did you stick a knife into poor Pulg? What has he ever done to you?

Wait, wait, I know this!

To get to the other side.


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It must have been a very long knife then.


Kileanna wrote:
It must have been a very long knife then.

But, like, if you think about it, we're all on the other side of something. Like this side is totally some other side's other side, right?

Whoa.

I totally want some fried chicken. Anyone else totally want fried chicken?


Then if you are on the other side of the other side you are on the same side, so the other side and the same side must be the same thing. Then, there's no point in making a difference among different sides, as they are all the same.
I feel a paradox backlash coming for saying what I've just said.


Marianna of Balador wrote:


I feel a paradox backlash coming for saying what I've just said.

No, but you did just explain the improbability drive.


Marianna of Balador wrote:

Then if you are on the other side of the other side you are on the same side, so the other side and the same side must be the same thing. Then, there's no point in making a difference among different sides, as they are all the same.

I feel a paradox backlash coming for saying what I've just said.

Whoa.

But, like, wouldn't a paradox backlash be a front... a front... what's the opposite of lash? A front whatever that is.

What are we talking about?


Don't worry, just keep talking. Staying on topic is overrated.


As is evident in the Succubus in a Grapple thread, where many (un)related questions pop up.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
As is evident in the Succubus in a Grapple thread, where many (un)related questions pop up.

The Fiend Fantastic == Nine fifths cat date

Coincidence? I think not.


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You leave me speechless each time you do that.


Kileanna wrote:
You leave me speechless each time you do that.

I'm peasant fruit--I mean, fun at parties.


I like word games with a passion, but my English is not good enough.


Anagrammaton wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic == Nine fifths cat date

Coincidence? I think not.

Sorry, you've lost me there, is that slang for something?


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No, it would take a Slangmaton to do that. Annagrammaton just creates anagrams. That's what Annagrammatons do.


>_>....i must really be dozing off here, then, not realizing it being such.

(Hands a cookie and tea to Tasha)


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9/5 = 1.8
CAT test date (for 2016) = 8-8-2016

Separate the eights...
.8-8-8 This is the mark of the Fiend Fantastic.


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I have no idea were I was going with that either...


Poog's eyes hurt....MATH!!!

(Stumbles in agony)

Me slice up rodent good, for hurtzing Poog's eyes!!!

(Swings wildly at Game Hamster, but fails in his fury)


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The Game Hamster wrote:

9/5 = 1.8

CAT test date (for 2016) = 8-8-2016

Separate the eights...
.8-8-8 This is the mark of the Fiend Fantastic.

And 8+8+2016 is 2032. 9/5 of 2032 is 3657.6. Move the decimal point and convert to base 8 and you get 107340. The 340th law of the 107th Congress of the United States is the Pu`uhonua o Honaunau National Historical Park Addition Act of 2002. Pu`uhonua was a place of refuge for law-breakers fleeing the death penalty.

Clearly the alias Fiend Fantastic is attempting to find sanctuary amid the bones of ancient Hawaiian kings.


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Pareidolia Dolly wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:

9/5 = 1.8

CAT test date (for 2016) = 8-8-2016

Separate the eights...
.8-8-8 This is the mark of the Fiend Fantastic.

And 8+8+2016 is 2032. 9/5 of 2032 is 3657.6. Move the decimal point and convert to base 8 and you get 107340. The 340th law of the 107th Congress of the United States is the Pu`uhonua o Honaunau National Historical Park Addition Act of 2002. Pu`uhonua was a place of refuge for law-breakers fleeing the death penalty.

Clearly the alias Fiend Fantastic is attempting to find sanctuary amid the bones of ancient Hawaiian kings.

The rabbit hole goes deeper than that.

One of the most famous Hawaiian kings was Kamehameha.
Kamehameha is a special attack in the manga Dragon Ball.
Manga comes from Japan.
An anagram of Japan is Naapj.
Naapj is a nonsense word.
The opposite of nonsense is some sense.
Our most important sense is our sense of sight.
We employ our sense of sight using our eyes.
It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The Fiend Fantastic is actually a beholder. There is no doubt!


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Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme wrote:
Pareidolia Dolly wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:

9/5 = 1.8

CAT test date (for 2016) = 8-8-2016

Separate the eights...
.8-8-8 This is the mark of the Fiend Fantastic.

And 8+8+2016 is 2032. 9/5 of 2032 is 3657.6. Move the decimal point and convert to base 8 and you get 107340. The 340th law of the 107th Congress of the United States is the Pu`uhonua o Honaunau National Historical Park Addition Act of 2002. Pu`uhonua was a place of refuge for law-breakers fleeing the death penalty.

Clearly the alias Fiend Fantastic is attempting to find sanctuary amid the bones of ancient Hawaiian kings.

The rabbit hole goes deeper than that.

One of the most famous Hawaiian kings was Kamehameha.
Kamehameha is a special attack in the manga Dragon Ball.
Manga comes from Japan.
An anagram of Japan is Naapj.
Naapj is a nonsense word.
The opposite of nonsense is some sense.
Out most important sense is our sense of sight.
We employ our sense of sight using our eyes.
It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The Fiend Fantastic is actually a beholder. There is no doubt!

Clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you.


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Pareidolia Dolly wrote:
Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme wrote:
Pareidolia Dolly wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:

9/5 = 1.8

CAT test date (for 2016) = 8-8-2016

Separate the eights...
.8-8-8 This is the mark of the Fiend Fantastic.

And 8+8+2016 is 2032. 9/5 of 2032 is 3657.6. Move the decimal point and convert to base 8 and you get 107340. The 340th law of the 107th Congress of the United States is the Pu`uhonua o Honaunau National Historical Park Addition Act of 2002. Pu`uhonua was a place of refuge for law-breakers fleeing the death penalty.

Clearly the alias Fiend Fantastic is attempting to find sanctuary amid the bones of ancient Hawaiian kings.

The rabbit hole goes deeper than that.

One of the most famous Hawaiian kings was Kamehameha.
Kamehameha is a special attack in the manga Dragon Ball.
Manga comes from Japan.
An anagram of Japan is Naapj.
Naapj is a nonsense word.
The opposite of nonsense is some sense.
Out most important sense is our sense of sight.
We employ our sense of sight using our eyes.
It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The Fiend Fantastic is actually a beholder. There is no doubt!

Clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you.

Nor can you chose the wine in front of me...

'Cause it isn't wine, it is the blood of saints, squeezed from their very pores, in order to make delicious, healthy, vampiric beverages! Drink up if you don't mind losing your soul to gain eternal life!!


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The Game Hamster wrote:
Drink up if you don't mind losing your soul to gain eternal life!!

Nill eat free.


There is no such thing as a free lunch.


Milton Friedman == Damn freon limit.

Sovereign Court

Clearly, everyone needs a much required distraction. If only something would come by ever so swiftly, then we all relax a -oh look- a vampire chicken!


Nosferoostu?


The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:
Clearly, everyone needs a much required distraction. If only something would come by ever so swiftly, then we all relax a -oh look- a vampire chicken!

I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other.


quibblemuch wrote:
Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:
Goblin Kid wrote:

"I don't roles-plays to much!"

*Shanks the unfunny longshanks with his dog-slicer*
Why did you stick a knife into poor Pulg? What has he ever done to you?

Wait, wait, I know this!

To get to the other side.

the answer: here


This doesn't smurf to my satisfaction.

You'll aren't smurfing enough.

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