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"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Lady Audrey not know what good longshank repellant is.

Musk & putrid be great combination for repelling longshanks.

I'se use it all the times as alsos.


"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Lady Audrey not know what good longshank repellant is.

Musk & putrid be great combination for repelling longshanks.

"Gonzo feather pool"? I'm not touching that one with a "font to elope".


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I have some undead elves riding undead elks. I guess I could offer Lady Strongshield a job.


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Not to sound overly judgemental, but wouldn't that just be offering a job to your alter-ego?


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It's so hard getting a decent job these days that the best way I found was to hire myself. No matter how many raises I get I always have less money, though.


Your answer was good enough to merit a 5 hour win, but not a six hour win, so I shall lay claim to this beautiful win once more.


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Beautiful? Looks like someone's puked on that win. Multiple times.


It has been polished and wiped as well though.


It's not the kind of thing you can get out with dish soap and an old rag.

I know from personal experience.


Poor vick always the brides maid never the bride.


Vidmaster7 should know after years of stealing Vick's prospective grooms.


I mean what can I say the ladies love the beard.


If I wanted to be mean I'd say «that's because it covers the face» but I have a soft spot for beards.


They keep ones chin warm as well.


*Puts her chin in Dalindra's beard. Too short, unfortunately. It itches but doesn't warm her chin*
Sorry, not working. I think I am doing something wrong because he's telling me to stop sticking my chin to his face.


*Amusing mental image*

I think your doing it right just try harder.


Beards are what make the world go 'round!


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Of all the beards I have ever seen, that was one of them.


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Aye and what be ye knowing of beards rock man.

Just can't trust them neutrals. with enemies at least you know where you stand.


POGONOS HATH GAZED UPON THE STONE GIANT.
WITH HIS EYES, THAT DO FLASH LIKE THE LIGHTNING BOLT, HE HATH SENT OUT BEAMS OF BLESSING, AND HARK! A LUXURIANT COATING OF LICHEN AND OTHER MOSSES DOTH FORM ON THE GIANT'S CHIN, FOR BY THE WILL OF MIGHTY POGONOS, NO BEING, LARGE OR SMALL, SHALL GO WITHOUT A RICHLY FURRED PHIZZOG


o_O


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o_O


Vidmaster7 wrote:
o_O

7 rimed vats.


that is the best ya got?


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7 diver mats?
7 dam rivets? (Not something you want to go missing)
Dive 7 trams?


well, give him something to work with!! he's doing his best you know.


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Vid, you broke the Annagrammaton! Fix it!


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I've just realized I am A Lake Inn. I am cozy and comfy!


I touched the broken Anagrammaton and my true self was revealed to me! I have been enlightened!!! (3 posts in a row, I should be punished).


People who post 3 times in a row in this thread have done so using the internet.


Don't judge me!


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Judge? No.
Jury? Maybe.
Executioner? Only if you ask nicely.


Who would you execute?
Tell me, and then maybe I'll ask nicely...


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I'd execute Order 66 myself.

Grand Lodge

Ah! If it isn't my old nemesis, The Sinister Stan Sinister of Sinisterstanville: Supreme Schemer of all Things Schemed That are Schemed Supremely! We meet again!


Just your average clone! Impossible! I thought you died in that Las Vegas shipyard after the Cirque de Soleil incident!

Horizon Hunters

*leaps out of the shadows wielding a pair of ray guns*

NOT SO FAST!!! If it isn't Just your average clone and Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme! Your skullduggery is at an end! Know that you face...

...LASER CLOWN, HERO OF THE 34TH CENTURY!!!

*sound of horns, theremin, and the piping of a demoniac flute*


LASER CLOWN (Hero of the 34th Century!)!!! Impossible! I thought you died in that giant inflatable sphinx after the Cirque de Soleil incident!

Good thing I brought... *Pulls out a rubber duck which unfolds into a weaponized Tesla Coil* ... backup!


Lo! My fake rubber weapons have struck once again!!
Sinister Stan, thou hast been out-schemed!!

Horizon Hunters

Ah, but sphinxes and Cirque de Soleil are both my staunch allies! Did you really think they'd allow me to come to harm?

*4 long, incandescent, iridescent tentacles sprout from Laser Clown's back, each one holding an additional ray gun*

Your scheming was good...but your planning was terrible!


Thy incandescent, iridescent tentacles are foolish, and inadvisable.
As was thy post!!


*nibbles on some cords*
Squeak!


Laser Clown of the 34th Century wrote:

Ah, but sphinxes and Cirque de Soleil are both my staunch allies! Did you really think they'd allow me to come to harm?

*4 long, incandescent, iridescent tentacles sprout from Laser Clown's back, each one holding an additional ray gun*

Your scheming was good...but your planning was terrible!

Heh... heh... HAHAHAHA!!!

You fool! I only made a poor plan so that you'd plan around that plan SO THAT I COULD PLAN AROUND YOUR PLAN!!!

*Sprays self with Tentacle-Repellent Bat-Spray*


I'm sorry Stan. I foresaw that outcome and changed your Tentacle-repellent Bat-spray for the fragance of a japanese teenager... You're going to attract all the tentacles!


*studies the people staring at one another, nodding at the intervention of Kileanna, and checks a box on her clipboard*

*is not making a tiny hint of a smile*


"THITH ITH A FAMILY THIRCUTH! THITHYYL - THEATHE THITH WAMPANT IMMOWATLITY FORTHWITH, OR THERE'LL BE THMITING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THEEN BEFAW!"


Smiting is good...
I like to smite.


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

* walks in, opens bag, and dumps out rare land squids *

Oops.

* takes notes as the land squids rush toward Sinister Stan *

Interesting.

* drops several sticks of Illudium PU 36 Explosive Space Modulator and a lighter by Laser Clown's feet *

See what you can do with these.


What in the world has happened here!?
*grabs Janrose by the ear*
Get out you! You belong in a different universe!
*Throws him through a portal*
Now, what is going on with the rest of you!?


Events occurred, some of which may have been violent. Or possibly not.

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