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Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:

A man and his son have been estranged for many years. Neither of them are quite sure when or why they stopped talking to each other. Then one day, the son gets the news that his father is dying. The son sells everything that he has to afford the plane tickets he needs to get to the city where his father is. After several hour-long delays, the son finally manages to make his way to the hospital, and into his dad's room.

The son says, "Dad, I'm here."

His father responds, "Hello Here, I'm Dad."

The man then remembers why he stopped talking to his father and leaves.

I wonder if this is really a joke. I think it was a real thing.

I didn't know you had a son, Jokey.

BTW, I laughed way too much with the last one. I have a soft spot for bad jokes. The worse, the better.


it was definitely a groan-er.


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Kileanna wrote:


I wonder if this is really a joke. I think it was a real thing.
I didn't know you had a son, Jokey.

Why, sure he do!

I was conceived in a sodium oxide mine, which makes Jokey my soda pop!

And my mommy used to insist that he was cleansed (internally and externally) with two different types of charcoal before the Act of Love could commence, which makes him my bicarbonate of soda pop! Hee ha ho ho hu!


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*attacks Thread*

This one really had it coming

*Vanishes*


I just sparked a win war that lasted all night long...
I have officially won at life.


but not at this game!


No, it is you who have lost.

You just can't seem to win for all your losing.


We should start saying very inadequate things so this thread got locked and somebody could win.

I'm starting.

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...

Poop. *Giggles*

Now I'm officially 2 years old.


Kileanna wrote:

We should start saying very inadequate things so this thread got locked and somebody could win.

Didn't people try this real early on?

like page 9 or so?
Kileanna wrote:
Now I'm offically 2 years old.

Then I must be also, 'cause I too snickered at your choice of word.


And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.


The Game Hamster wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

We should start saying very inadequate things so this thread got locked and somebody could win.

Didn't people try this real early on?

like page 9 or so?
Kileanna wrote:
Now I'm offically 2 years old.
Then I must be also, 'cause I too snickered at your choice of word.

I must confess I haven't read all the pages... but I'm sure nobody has used words as dirty as mine!


You've read all 432 pages wow you should just win by default.


I've read that there are 432 pages, if that counts.


No, I haven't read ALL the pages, but I have read about the first fifty or so.
(It was page ten I was thinking of)
And later a few posts even got removed by the moderators.


Kileanna wrote:
I've read that there are 432 pages, if it's worth of something.

hmm its worth me giving you one extra minute of winning.... and times up

edit: ninja hamster^


A whole two minute ninja?

Wow... I'm good.


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Somewhere there's an earnest and beleaguered graduate student in the humanities who has read all 432 pages of this thread for their dissertation, tentatively entitled "Long Day's Journey Into Nowhere: Ludic Infinitude in Online Communities - An Anthropoliterary Theoretical Approach."


The Game Hamster wrote:

A whole two minute ninja?

Wow... I'm good.

well clearly I was giving the post a grace time.


Ninja? Where?

*Runs away in fear of being attacked by invisible posters... again*


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quibblemuch wrote:
Somewhere there's an earnest and beleaguered graduate student in the humanities who has read all 432 pages of this thread for their dissertation, tentatively entitled "Long Day's Journey Into Nowhere: Ludic Infinitude in Online Communities - An Anthropoliterary Theoretical Approach."

Could probably do a psych paper on a few of the posters here too myself included.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Somewhere there's an earnest and beleaguered graduate student in the humanities who has read all 432 pages of this thread for their dissertation, tentatively entitled "Long Day's Journey Into Nowhere: Ludic Infinitude in Online Communities - An Anthropoliterary Theoretical Approach."
Could probably do a psych paper on a few of the posters here too myself included.

*shakes tiny fist* POE'S LAW!

Tabletop Role-Playing Games: Perspectives from Narrative, Game, and Rhetorical Theory


Its Pun's Law now better get used to it!


Pun-Pun wrote:
Its Pun's Law now better get used to it!

Pun Slaw is a dish best served... cole...


I leave for twenty minutes, and we've nearly increased it to 433 pages...


i count 432


Not for too long.


Alias spam... go!


If I can't be the last to post I'll be the first in page 433


Soon

Dark Archive

Very soon

Liberty's Edge

Now!?


Not yet? I wish I had counted how many posts I needed to do.
Getting tired.


Boooooring...


Meh... Stopping. Got tired.


I'm So Meta Even This Alias wrote:
.

Was that me?

I have an identity crisis.


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I 'm
S o
M eta
E ven
T his
A lias...

Cool! Quibblemuch, you are a genius!


Naomi Dragonbane wrote:

I 'm

S o
M eta
E ven
T his
A lias...

Cool! Quibblemuch, you are a genius!

I thought I was, but then someone pointed out Randall Munroe already beat me to it.

*shakes tiny fist* RANDALL MUNROE!


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Hahahaha didn't know that one!
To me, you're still a genius ;-D


Squeak!


Moo?


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FLIP!


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I'm running out of both aliases and onomatopoeias!


Squortch.


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SQUEEE BWA WAH WAH WOOO SQUEEE EEEEEEEEEEE


Rawr


Owned. I surrender.


...

Scarab Sages

Ah... The sound of silence...


:breaks into silent interpretive dance... nude:

:it is unsavory:

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