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The intermission lasted 30 minutes because one of the players had a piccolo stuck up his nose.


Who are we kidding: we can't afford an orchestra. All we have is a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

Scarab Sages

We have his brother, too, you know. You should hear them in stereo!


Yeah but the only songs they knew were children's rhymes and old Brian Adams ballads.


Zzzzzz

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

Yup asleep on the job again giving me the win.


Look, if you guys can find any more musicians that will work for peanuts (literal peanuts), I'm all ears. If not, we'll stick with what we've got.

Now for the first song of Act II, I'm a Little Teapot!

Sovereign Court

Ah, it says in the book that it's going to be the Heavy Death Metal version. Should be interesting.


Relevant


I found some musicians. They shall work and pay us for permission to work for us! Well, they're also paying for their lives. But we can forget that. On with the show!


Who needs rehearsals anyway?


Not you. Now dance.


AHA!

I win....again.


Tell me about it.


Well, he thought he had won, and then he didn't. It's the theme of the show we're putting on, you know; the Tragedy of Transient Victory.


I'm going to keep up a streak of responding to every post on here.

Scarab Sages

I've still got your face, you know.

*glues a Pinocchio nose onto it, zooms off to 1d6 ⇒ 3 Thailand*


Don't need a face.


Yes you do, [Paints a clown face on your mask]

Scarab Sages

Careful, Fiend - I've still got some leftover Pinkie Pie makeup!


I've had enough of this. I am offering 120000 gold to the first cleric who shows up with Heal Critical Faces prepared.


Unfortunately, I've only got Harm Critical Face prepared today.

Sovereign Court

And I charbroiled all of my clerics today.

*Notices the funny looks.*

Really? You lot honestly didn't think that a God of sadistic torture would do that?


Well, I thought that Charbroiling was more of a thing you did on Wednesday. Isn't Sunday "Experience a Pit of Dire Wolverines" day?


Sigh, it is nice to be back. Also pretty cool to see this thing still going, and if anyone is still interested in the music thing, I play clarinet.

Oh, and one last thing. I win.


Not now, man! I'm having an important theological debate!

Scarab Sages

Where is your god now?!?!?

Discuss.


I think he is on vacation. After all, meddling in the lives of puny mortals can get pretty tiring.


I will be happy to take his place.

Scarab Sages

I will be happy to take your face!

I've got some experience with that, you see.


I've got some experience with closet burning.

Sovereign Court

Really? So do I! Mind you, if I'm going to burn someone alive in something to torture them horridly, I prefer the brazen bull.


Not burning someone alive, burning a closet to witness the pretty flames and reduce IHIYCs potential hiding places by one.


For every closet burnt, there's way many more made.

You're on an never ending mission.


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Really? So do I! Mind you, if I'm going to burn someone alive in something to torture them horridly, I prefer the brazen bull.

Read that book a month ago. It was great.

Is it okay to say that I am winning?


Say it? Sure.


Thank you.

I am winning.


Aw. That's cute that you think that.


Quite.


I'm sure I am.


We are all allowed to believe all sorts of things.


Seeing is believing.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

Sharing is caring. Thanks for giving me the win my daughter.


Look out everyone! We've got a communist in this thread!


Listen hear Ventnor I will not stand idly by while you call my friend Gruumash a communist. I just won't tolerate such brazen acts of character assassination such as that.
I demand an apology this instance.


But I've only just begun! I have a list of 200 posters on this forum who are communists. A list that I will reveal at a later date for... reasons.


I think he just made that up.


You sir are cad and a rapscallion and I demand satisfaction !!!!

Pistols at sunset.


*hands Ventnor a water pistol and Plutocat a 0.50 caliber Desert Eagle.*


I win b&%#%es

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