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Not really. I once spent an entire summer hallucinating that I was a giant dragon. Then I got bored of it and de-insanified myself.


But, Ventnor, you are a giant dragon.


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I know that, and you know that, but I don't know that.


Ventnors Referencing skills: LEVEL UP!


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-5 Negative levels.


Bad Touch

-5 Self Worth

Inability to look anyone in the eye.

Sovereign Court

I'm going to regret asking this, but what did you do to that high priest I gave you after taking his clothes?


You don't want to know the answer. You know you don't want that answer. So why ask the question?


I have a low priest. That makes me better than you.


I have a middle priest. Does that complete the set?

Scarab Sages

I have an Ur-Priest!


Anyone want to trade a left priest for a right priest? I got a double in the booster pack.


My high priest smells kind of funky, and the temple won't let me trade him in for a new one.

Yeah I'm mad about that.


Go blame Cosmo for it.

Scarab Sages

We interrupt your regular broadcast for this very important message!


Thanks for the update! Now back to our regularly scheduled program: Thanksgiving - Extreme Edition!


Thanksgiving unleashed? Thanksgiving II - the revenge of Turkeytron?


Here, try my creamy green bean casserole.


OK! Oh wait, you little devil... :wags finger at GT:


Thanksgiving 3: Electric Boogaloo. Now staring GT and IHIYC. It's a very niche video category, but we're sure it'll earn lots of money. The best/worst scene is the "Turkey Stuffing" one. Anyone want a dvd of it? Netflix refused to go anywhere near it.


Not sure that Netflix is wrong in their decision...

Scarab Sages

I remember; it was a concept piece, kind of like Alice In Wonderland and Silence of the Lambs meets Alien and The Muppet Christmas Carol....


That reminds me, I'd recorded Alice in the Silence of the Muppet Christmas Alien. Gonna watch it tonight!

Scarab Sages

F~*~in' crappy Turkish ripoffs of our movies....


Actually, this one was made in Bollywood. You'd think that dancing in an Alien costume would be impossible, but it looks effortless!


Can I watch the movie too? I'll bring popcorn.


CAN I COME TOO!!! I LIKE TO TALK ON MY PHONE AND YELL AT THE CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE!!! ALSO IT WAS THE GRANDMOTHER THE WHOLE TIME!!!


KUTHON D**N IT I SAID NO SPOILERS!!!


Rosebud. Mwahaha

Scarab Sages

The bad guy didn't kill his father - he IS his father!!!


And you guys had to go and ruin the sequel and threequel.

You're officially the worst.

Scarab Sages

He himself was dead all along...what a twist!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I thought he got resurrected in one of them?

Scarab Sages

Yeah, and then he died again, and was brought back again, and died again. Ah, the life of an adventurer!


Darth Vader survived being spun off into space from the death star trench!

Scarab Sages

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!


It's title: An Illustrated Glossary of the Anatomy of the Human Gastro-Intestinal Tract: A Love Story.

Scarab Sages

The ship sinks.


I win again!


Everyone dies.

Scarab Sages

They were the same person!


The actual twist is that I'm actually every poster on this thread simultaneously, so no matter what happens I win.


The dog says: Bark! Bark!
The cat says: Meow.
The chicken says: Cluck, cluck.
The Goats says: Bah-a-a-a-atisfaction.

Scarab Sages

The Waterhammer says: Uh...cn't...tlk...rght...cuz...mh...jaaaaaawwwww...z...tu...goddm...biiiiii g!!!

I say: I'm winning In Your Closet!


The closet where I keep my mummified cats, or the one where I hide the bodies?

Scarab Sages

If it's a Closet, I'm Hiding In it.


Wakka Wakka


I am on fire please put me out.


I'LL STOMP YOU OUT GUD!!!!


Fire is pretty.

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