To those that don't know a thing, indeed.
Goblin kid once again takes win for himself!!
and once again i take it back ha!
Uh.. am I winning now? Aack.. it is a foul goblin! Die!
*Attacks Goblin Kid*
Goblin kid will shank the nasty dragon!! *rolls dice*
shanking the dragon: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 6 + 7 = 26
That will teach dragon to eat Goblin kid, mightiest of Goblins!
And me still winning!!
not any more!
attacks Goblin kid
attack: 1d10 + 9 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 6 + 2 = 181d6 + 3 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 5 + 2 = 151d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
I"M NOT A TODDLER! and i am winning
Now i'm winning! Hah! Stupid, that teach you to bite me!!
* grabs BlackLightning and Goblin Kid each by the ear and drags them to separate corners *
Both of you are in a time-out. Ugh, this stress isn't good for my ticker.
* lies down on the bed and takes a nap *
QUIET GRANDPA IS NAPPING!!!!
Good approach on the issue gramps, you deserve your rest.
Meanwhile i win again.
*running out of corner* nobody puts a chimera in a corner! an now i'm winning.
*Whack BL out of the winner's circle.*
DIE DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE A MOST HORRIBLE AND IGNOBLE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha you missed me! now i am winning!
-steals the win and casts area of protection vs goblins, ninjas, and chimeras-
BUT NOT TROLLS!!! GIMMEE DAT!
:Morrin sighs and takes a pebble off the ground. Flicking it, the pebble seems to accelerate to a horrendous speed before reaching GoblinKid:
attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 81d6 + 1 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 4 + 1 = 10
:the pebble misses and Morrin grumbles to himself as he walks off:
Do you have protection vs non existence? No? Then I can get you.
See, now the win no longer in a protection spell, goblin kid may take it once again!!
Goddity wrote: Do you have protection vs non existence? No? Then I can get you. But you don't exist, therefore you can't Smurf me.
But i can. ha and now I'm winning again.
Would you durn-blasted kids keep it down. I'm trying to take a nap here.
Why would Goblin Kid keep it down? He no want to!! And I winning!!
Shh. The adults are winning.
Sigh
* Grabs Goblin Kid by the ear, drags him to his bedroom, and locks the door. Does the same to BlackLightning *
Now maybe we adults can have some peace and quiet.
YEAH!!! I HATE NOISEY PEOPLE!!!!! ALWAYS STOMPIN AROUND AND YELLIN!!!! GUY CAN'T HEAR HIMSELF THINK!!!!
um . . . what to do? ah yes! i dig my way out! haha! and now i'm winning again! oh and uh . . Troll . . . dude you realize your the noisiest one here? right?
WHAT!!!!! NO WAY!!!!! (stomps around, plops down in a chair breaking it, starts eating corn chips chewing with mouth open) CRUNCH CRUNCH YOU CRAZY CRUNCH!!!!
You go show them troll-guy, you be doing great right now.
actually . um . . i guess i'll call you . . Fred . ah yes actually Fred, you are being the most noisiest right now.
in fact your so noisy i can hear you through the screen
BBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!! DID YA HEAR THAT!!!!
yes i did *coughing* please Fred would you not do that?
Goblin Kid is making 15,791st post!! Means I really winning
*Kicks the kitten 400 yards way.*
Go back to your litter.
Oooh, let me help! -Kicks Goblin Kid 250 yards away... Into an active antimagic volcano-
Mister Dragon isn't going to be happy with that.....
:brings MBT more Taco Bell:
Here you go sweetie.....
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*slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Who's the kitten? I'ma Chimera MR.. . you'll be George but yes I'ma Chimera not a kitten. and now I'm Winning so there haha
As he sinks slowly into the anti magic Goblin Kid screams with a unearthly horror, Five minutes later he rises out of the anti-magic magma, having absorbed all the spells, which had been Stolen by the volcano through the eons
Goblin Kid Angry now!!!
yes it appears that you are . . hmm . . oh well
*Firebolt the kitten & the goblin kid in costume*
I told you to go away already, this is no place for the little ones.
Bahahahahahahaha
MMMMM MORE AMMO ERRR TACO BELL!!!!!!
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