Last one to post wins

[Puffy the Breakfast Roll]

While you fight over smelly demonic hand socks, I bake morning pastries for the win

[Mark Hoover]

You'll get nothing and like it!

[Schism]

Please, sir. Can I have another?

[Matt Damon Puppet]

MATT DAMON!!!

[Dr. Sigmund]

it's okay Matt, get the rage and pain out here. Stop taking it out on priests and hookers.

[Matt Damon Puppet]

Dr. Sigmund wrote:

it's okay Matt, get the rage and pain out here. Stop taking it out on priests and hookers.

MATT...

*sniffs, or some approximation thereof, then shakes its head*

Damon...

*sits on the couch and blathers away in its customary mantra*

[Dr. Sigmund]

Hands over some tissues. As he scribbles down copious notes.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bam

[Matt Damon Puppet]

*burns through the tissues, bawling helplessly "Matt Damon!!!"*

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

BAMBAM

[Dr. Sigmund]

"So ... um that is it for this the session this week. Make sure to be here this time next week okay?" As he usher him out the door.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

slip

[Dr. Sigmund]

"Please come in Spanky. Sit down and we can start delving into your issues with your mother ... and sister and the family cat."

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bammmm

[gran rey de los bacon]

Bacon?

[Beating A Dead Horse]

Banned for not having an avatar, Bet you never heard that one before

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

You are a pitiful loser for mixing 2 unrelated threads, peasant !

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[Sissyl]

Any of you guys know what that duck is adequate FOR?

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

Roasting in a roaring fireplace.

[gran rey de los everything]

Sissyl wrote:

Any of you guys know what that duck is adequate FOR?

There is a fundamental flaw in your question.

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Any of you guys know what that duck is adequate FOR?

There is a fundamental flaw in your question.

It omits which type of sauce to pour on the fowl ?

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Swaaase?

*bathes in mixture of oyster, fish, soy, and Worcestershire sauces*

[Waterhammer]

Sissyl wrote:

Any of you guys know what that duck is adequate FOR?

Avoiding a thrown cream pie?

[Sissyl]

By the way, it is a seagull, not a duck. Most curious creature. As disguises go, it is... not very dramatic.

[Waterhammer]

Looks like you might be wearing a failed waterfowl disguise too, Sissyl. The seaweed in your horns almost sells it, but ducks don't have horns. So, fail, and not an epic one.

[Sissyl]

Well, you know... I never claimed to be a duck.

[Mark Hoover]

Duck this (winning)

[Demolition Jack]

I swing and connect for the win.

[Schism]

Fowl Ball.

[Waterhammer]

How many ducks would a wood-duck duck, if a wood duck would duck wood?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I won! I finally won!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Congratulations!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

thanks easter bunny!!!

[Ordinary Rabbit]

*leaves "chocolate eggs" in Spanky's Easter basket*

*is face-meltingly cute*

[Mark Hoover]

Klassy

[Captain Spalding]

Thought you could get away with it, didn't you. Well it didn't work.

[Waterhammer]

Get away with what? I don't know what you're talking aboot.

[Mark Hoover]

Did

[Mark Hoover]

you

[Mark Hoover]

get

[Mark Hoover]

that

[Mark Hoover]

THING

[Mark Hoover]

Isent'cha

[God of Fate]

I win again! It was destiny!

[Mark Hoover]

no

[God of Fate]

No what?! I win!

[Mark Hoover]

I'm gonna have to say... no.

[Burning Straw man]

Yes ?

[Alissa's Bear]

RAAAAHHHHRRRR!!!!*

*I win.