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108 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Limeylongears wrote:

In no particular order:

Glad they've figured out what's wrong with Ayimi, Van, and hope she heals up quickly!

Good news on the house, LM. Also, 'sweet holy f***balls' is my new favourite oath.

It's raining, finally. Cue huge national sigh of relief.

Also, ducks eat slugs. Ducks are your friend. Don't eat the ducks.

Quork?

*stops letting slug eat him*


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Sprock!

*nappy nappy nap*


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*mappy mappy map*


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*attempts to find grapes*

Grapcks?

*finds nuts instead*


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Brakk!

*falls off table*


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Quark!

*is temporarily very, very tiny*


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Zeecalz?

*attempts to blend in with seaside avians*


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
The world is in mourning today as the news has reported that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was involved in a mid-air collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. Authorities have stated that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

With auburn hair and tawny eyes

The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
You hypnotize me through
And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

Rark zo phrar uhweigh!!

*shows off stupid hairdo*


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Mronk!

*trips over nothing*


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Hefelunt?

*looks under the couch*


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Quark!


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Spuaq!

*accidentally bites own wing*


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Vrangrenche!

*attempts to poop on Vidmaster7's car, winds up sitting on antenna*

SQUAWK!!!!


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Sprark!

*accidentally steps on rabbit*


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*attempts to tip cow, realizes does not know how much is an appropriate amount to tip a cow*

Bwark!


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Adequate Duck wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I used to think i had great success corrupting ducks, but it turns out they're a&~+$$*s naturally. :-)

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

Flurk!!

*bites own tongue*


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*perches on a captain yesterday styled Moai*

Rrrarpa Snoosi?

*poops*


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King Yesterday of Pillowpia wrote:
Oh I'll be ready, those a$$!+!#s aren't making it past my countermeasures.

*wanders into pillow fort, burrows under cushions*

Fnort!


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*shows up in roots, blames it all on his boots*

Bravkflin!


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*distracts all the women drivers with awkward mating dance that looks suspiciously like the macarena with additional leftwards pelvic thrusting*

Wabnaquark!!


*piddles on melting snow, making it melt faster*

Timfulsquinter?


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David M Mallon wrote:
Why rag on the French when you can rag on French Canadians. They're not nearly as nice as the French, and they're much closer. *ducks*

*finds nearest French-Canadian*

*places rag on their head*

Qort?


*attempts to write rant, ends up just typing "Sqvarkingfunginxarkilpitz" 37 times*


Bruket?

*tries to sit in two buckets simultaneously*


*rises from The Dragon of Agnor's lazered ashes*

Si?

*wonders how he got there*


Brawk!

*tries to land on the eff, bounces off the tee, tumbles into the double yew*


Sqwarp!

*attempts to eat the cricket*

*misses and bites own foot instead*


Swaaase?

*bathes in mixture of oyster, fish, soy, and Worcestershire sauces*


Sprark?!?

*fluffs feathers menacingly at imposter*

*trips over own tail*


Freem?

*pops out from behind shattered remains of Quiche Lisp's head, unharmed but for a few singed feathers*


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Ooork?

*roosts in an attempt to hatch Quiche Lisp's head like an egg*


Blurble!

*attempts to perch on Great White*


Squttlf!

*perches on goal posts*


Wrrngs?

*holds up sign reading "Knot uh Chikken"*


Mmmrf!

*eats brass banana*


Sssmmmpphh.

*licks the tar off the floor*


Mrfqen?

*perches on Matt Damon Puppet's head*


Squarf?

*attempts to pet blind squirrel, misses and falls into vat of catsup*


Prawqshoom?

*falls off counter*


Spqork?

*trips over ant*


Sprawrk!

*falls up escalator*


Squalf!

*trips over own beak*


Trowmlky?

*goes cross-eyed trying to read previous post*


Dwavklde!

*chokes on air*


*roosts on top of invisible box*

*falls on mimes*

Kwavf!!


*tried to perch on wire, carps instead*

Frark!


*waddles in wearing hockey skate on one wing, golf club strapped to other wing, deflated soccer ball on one foot, softball balanced atop other foot, and a protective cup on his bill*

Prark?


Inadequate Duck wrote:
Qualk!

Squerpk?

*lands upside down in lake*


*perches on sticks*

Slaark!


Graerkle!

*arrives wearing t-shirt reading "Lejundairy Blak Beeste of Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh"*

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