Quork!!
*trips over feet, knocks over expensive vase*
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Quork? *stops letting slug eat him*
Sprock! *nappy nappy nap*
*mappy mappy map*
*attempts to find grapes* Grapcks? *finds nuts instead*
Brakk! *falls off table*
Quark! *is temporarily very, very tiny*
Zeecalz? *attempts to blend in with seaside avians*
The world is in mourning today as the news has reported that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was involved in a mid-air collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. Authorities have stated that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. Rark zo phrar uhweigh!! *shows off stupid hairdo*
Mronk! *trips over nothing*
Hefelunt? *looks under the couch*
Quark!
Spuaq! *accidentally bites own wing*
Vrangrenche! *attempts to poop on Vidmaster7's car, winds up sitting on antenna*
Sprark! *accidentally steps on rabbit*
*attempts to tip cow, realizes does not know how much is an appropriate amount to tip a cow* Bwark!
I used to think i had great success corrupting ducks, but it turns out they're a&~+$$*s naturally. :-) Flurk!! *bites own tongue*
*perches on a captain yesterday styled Moai* Rrrarpa Snoosi? *poops*
Oh I'll be ready, those a$$!+!#s aren't making it past my countermeasures. *wanders into pillow fort, burrows under cushions* Fnort!
*shows up in roots, blames it all on his boots* Bravkflin!
*distracts all the women drivers with awkward mating dance that looks suspiciously like the macarena with additional leftwards pelvic thrusting* Wabnaquark!!
*piddles on melting snow, making it melt faster* Timfulsquinter?
Why rag on the French when you can rag on French Canadians. They're not nearly as nice as the French, and they're much closer. *ducks* *finds nearest French-Canadian* *places rag on their head* Qort?
*attempts to write rant, ends up just typing "Sqvarkingfunginxarkilpitz" 37 times*
Bruket? *tries to sit in two buckets simultaneously*
*rises from The Dragon of Agnor's lazered ashes* Si? *wonders how he got there*
Brawk! *tries to land on the eff, bounces off the tee, tumbles into the double yew*
Sqwarp! *attempts to eat the cricket* *misses and bites own foot instead*
Swaaase? *bathes in mixture of oyster, fish, soy, and Worcestershire sauces*
Sprark?!? *fluffs feathers menacingly at imposter* *trips over own tail*
Freem? *pops out from behind shattered remains of Quiche Lisp's head, unharmed but for a few singed feathers*
Ooork? *roosts in an attempt to hatch Quiche Lisp's head like an egg*
Blurble! *attempts to perch on Great White*
Squttlf! *perches on goal posts*
Wrrngs? *holds up sign reading "Knot uh Chikken"*
Mmmrf! *eats brass banana*
Sssmmmpphh. *licks the tar off the floor*
Mrfqen? *perches on Matt Damon Puppet's head*
Squarf? *attempts to pet blind squirrel, misses and falls into vat of catsup*
Prawqshoom? *falls off counter*
Spqork? *trips over ant*
Sprawrk! *falls up escalator*
Squalf! *trips over own beak*
Trowmlky? *goes cross-eyed trying to read previous post*
Dwavklde! *chokes on air*
*roosts on top of invisible box* *falls on mimes* Kwavf!!
*tried to perch on wire, carps instead* Frark!
*waddles in wearing hockey skate on one wing, golf club strapped to other wing, deflated soccer ball on one foot, softball balanced atop other foot, and a protective cup on his bill* Prark?
Qualk! Squerpk? *lands upside down in lake*
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