My Benton's hickory smoked bacon arrived while I was on vacation. My roommate graciously put it in the fridge for me and amazingly didn't steal any. I'm not sure if I'm gracious enough to share though.
How clever is your roommate? Perhaps he carefully cut open the package, removed the bacon, cooked and ate it, then replaced it with some tofu-bacon and resealed the bag so well that you can't tell that he did anything.
Why would I want to get rid of the egg and cheese? Seriously man
You can keep it if you like, but I loathe eggs and am not fond of cheese on most things.
Could be worse. Could've said Miracle Whip. Bleugh!
Actually, I meant Miracle Whip. I just call it mayo because it's easier and we always called it mayo while growing up. I like mayo (as long as it's not lite, blah), but always buy Miracle Whip.
We are testing out having bacon on the breakfast bar at work. It's not bad for pre-cooked stuff. A lot better than the "cajun bacon" I had last time I visited my parents. It tasted like teriyaki beef jerky. Which isn't bad if that's what you are wanting, but definitely not what you want when you are expecting a spicy bacon.