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Who is the warden?
I've got the blind convict blues
Want to feel The Man

Silver Crusade

Want to feel The Man
Of Steel? Better get in line.
Henry Cavill's hot.

Extra points for internal rhyme?


two extra points for you

Henry Cavill's hot
Fever going 'round the set
Our catering sucks!

Liberty's Edge

Our catering sucks
Smoothies made from anything
Grab a straw, and slurp!


"Grab a straw and slurp!"
from How to Blow a Smurf, by
pervert Gargamel.


Pervert Gargamel,
or a scruffy irishman?
Dylan Moran's kinks


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Dylan Moran's kinks
The bane of Irish barbers
Just can't get it straight.

A Film With Me In It... all time great dark comedy.


Just can't get it straight
It keeps bending at the end
Stupid TurboCAD

Liberty's Edge

Stupid turbo cad
Went through all of the brothels
Without protection


Without protection
(Can't lead a Norse to condoms)
Loki sired weird kids


Loki sired weird kids,
Zeus banged everybody.
But don't tell Hera.

Liberty's Edge

But don't tell Hera
"Tickle" be Lief's newly named
Weapon of discord


Weapon of discord
Oppositional forces
Defiant rancor


Defiant Rancor
Won't follow Jabba's orders
Now just one big corpse


Now just one big corpse
Tetsuo was normal once
Incorrigible


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Incorrigible
With manners quite horrible
James Jacobs eat kids!

Silver Crusade

James Jacobs eats kids
Who do not play Pathfinder.
Buy a Core Rulebook.


Buy a Core Rulebook,
A P G, U M, U C,
Pathfinder game on!


I don't understand
Why Haiku's are Poetry
Am I all alone?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pathfinder game on!
Which cheat codes can I exploit?
I don't understand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

then

Am I all alone?
O fickle finger of fate
Doomed to solitude


Doomed to solitude
Had to learn to love myself
Carpal tunnel wrist


Here's one from the big T-Rex himself.

Carpal tunnel wrist
and marshmallow thighs; keeping
the grognards vigil.

Dark Archive

The grognards vigil.
We wait, for George Lucas to
Make amends for Jar Jar.


Make amends for Jar Jar?
The prequels do not exist
Only trilogy

Liberty's Edge

On Lee Trilogy
On Lee's Return, On Lee Fights,
On Lee on the Road


On Lee on the Road
On Lee vs. the Ninjas
On Lee in 3D

I'm reminded somewhat of Dr. Tran, though "On Lee has a chat with a Mormon Child" unfortunately wouldn't fit. :P


Only in 3D
Proctoring student exams
Prefer flat distance


Prefer flat distance
Skipping stones on still water
Hot summertime days


Hot summertime days
Texans hope they are over
Futile to hope so

I should be doing Haiku with this alias!

Liberty's Edge

Futile to Hope, so
Bob, in his new zombie state
Entertained for brains


Entertained, for Brain's
and Pinky's
schenanigans
are comedy gold.


Arr! Comedy gold!
She's three sheets to the wind with
her legs in the air.


Her legs in the air?
Avert easy joke... Chun-Li's
Helicopter kick!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Helicopter kick-
Starter never caught on much
Many amputees

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Card Game, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Many amputees
Have difficulties with song
Can't carry a tune


Can't carry a tune
Auditory cortexes
Their leaky buckets


Sigh, I have the worst timing. I'll loop it back to fit...

Their leaky buckets
Were picked up; out spilled Mickey.
Can't carry a toon!

And my original...

Can't carry a tune,
So the bard turned to thieving.
Forsook lute for loot.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber
Tophyr wrote:

Can't carry a tune,

So the bard turned to thieving.
Forsook lute for loot.

LOL!;) You sir, get a cookie for this one.


Forsake lute for loot.
Slaying a dragon sure beats
singing for your lunch.

I like bards so let's keep this going. :D


Thy will be done.

Singing for your lunch
Much easier than it sounds
High notes make sore throats


High notes make sore throats,
So open ladies skirt with a
Gnomish Baritone.


Gnomish baritone
That thundah from down undah
It rattles your knees


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It rattles your knees
when hot elf gives great oral
bardic performance.

You should see her interpretive dance, too! ;P


Bardic Performance
can anybody find me,
somebody to buff?

Liberty's Edge

Somebody to buff
After they wax the whole thing
Brazilian clean!


Brazilian clean
Flamenco lute, haunting pipes
Many Perform skills


Manny Perform's kills
Stuff of assassin legend
Kill ya with a smile

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Card Game, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Kill ya with a smile
Wayne Newton hearts Michelle B.
Political stiff?

Liberty's Edge

Political stiff
Got no personality
Pure Al Gore rhythm

The Exchange

Pure Al Gore rhythm
it should not be all that hard
not rocket science

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