Who is the warden?
I've got the blind convict blues
Want to feel The Man
Henry Cavill's hot
Fever going 'round the set
Our catering sucks!
"Grab a straw and slurp!"
from How to Blow a Smurf, by
pervert Gargamel.
Pervert Gargamel,
or a scruffy irishman?
Dylan Moran's kinks
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Dylan Moran's kinks
The bane of Irish barbers
Just can't get it straight.
Without protection
(Can't lead a Norse to condoms)
Loki sired weird kids
Loki sired weird kids,
Zeus banged everybody.
But don't tell Hera.
Weapon of discord
Oppositional forces
Defiant rancor
Now just one big corpse
Tetsuo was normal once
Incorrigible
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Incorrigible
With manners quite horrible
James Jacobs eat kids!
Buy a Core Rulebook,
A P G, U M, U C,
Pathfinder game on!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pathfinder game on!
Which cheat codes can I exploit?
I don't understand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
then
Am I all alone?
O fickle finger of fate
Doomed to solitude
Doomed to solitude
Had to learn to love myself
Carpal tunnel wrist
Here's one from the big T-Rex himself.
Carpal tunnel wrist
and marshmallow thighs; keeping
the grognards vigil.
Make amends for Jar Jar?
The prequels do not exist
Only trilogy
On Lee on the Road
On Lee vs. the Ninjas
On Lee in 3D
Only in 3D
Proctoring student exams
Prefer flat distance
Prefer flat distance
Skipping stones on still water
Hot summertime days
Hot summertime days
Texans hope they are over
Futile to hope so
Entertained, for Brain's
and Pinky's schenanigans
are comedy gold.
Arr! Comedy gold!
She's three sheets to the wind with
her legs in the air.
Her legs in the air?
Avert easy joke... Chun-Li's
Helicopter kick!
Can't carry a tune
Auditory cortexes
Their leaky buckets
Their leaky buckets
Were picked up; out spilled Mickey.
Can't carry a toon!
Can't carry a tune,
So the bard turned to thieving.
Forsook lute for loot.
Forsake lute for loot.
Slaying a dragon sure beats
singing for your lunch.
Singing for your lunch
Much easier than it sounds
High notes make sore throats
High notes make sore throats,
So open ladies skirt with a
Gnomish Baritone.
Gnomish baritone
That thundah from down undah
It rattles your knees
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It rattles your knees
when hot elf gives great oral
bardic performance.
Bardic Performance
can anybody find me,
somebody to buff?
Brazilian clean
Flamenco lute, haunting pipes
Many Perform skills
Manny Perform's kills
Stuff of assassin legend
Kill ya with a smile
