Leave the broom at home
We're shopping vacuum cleaners!
Happy Valentines!
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Oh, how romantic
A red dragon in rampage
Chromatically yours
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Chromatically yours
A mustang sits in the drive
Here comes the driver
Here comes the driver
Emerging from burned wreckage
Looks bad, needs a shot
Only in haiku
Lacking duos, shifting time
I can't rhyme. Can you?
I can't rhyme. Can you?
It seems so impossible
fitting the pattern.
Beautiful waffles
So square, golden and cripsy
Heaven's currency
Heaven's currency
Material regency
A brief tenancy
Do you have to ask?
Or does the Oracle know?
You would think she'd know.
We're playing for blood
In the Blood Bowl Olympics
A B AB O
I just had work done
Soon, people will come find it
swab it off the street
Swab it off the street
Emperor not need to see
Seven dead ronin
Seven dead ronin
Not very magnificent
The cleanup crew sighs
The cleanup crew sais
are very very pointy
go in other guy
Go in other guy
Underground revolution
Working overtime
Guess that SWAT I am
Special Weapons and Tactics
One man wrecking crew
No walls left standing
The floor looks pretty ok
Roof's slightly lower
Roof's slightly lower
Let the m#+~%$#&~%+* burn
Dont need no water
Because I'm that cold
Doctors are puzzled. Here comes
Captain Tripps, Superflu
Capt. Tripps, Superflew
He used to be superfly
That was long ago
That was long ago
When young lips rained on my neck
No going back <sigh>
No going back, Cye
We came dis far... wear da mask
Time to rob a bank
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Thyme to rob a bank
Rosemary for larceny
A season of crime
So long, longest day.
Now shortest night will, with hope,
Bring just right morning.
Bring just right morning
Apocalyptic fervor
Will we see the sun?
Will we see the sun
Or are our eyes all burnt out
Black pits in our heads?
Black pits in our heads
Thoughts of picks and TNT
A mining we go
a) Mining we go...
b) Set upon by derro!
c) The Underdark!
See the Underdark...
Zs and scimitars? I've two.
I'm so out of here.
A : event
Prepare for varied minions
Each with a bullet
Each with a bullet
Points for each blood stained murder
Give them a full stop
Universe stands still
Wondering what's for breakfast
Pancakes or waffles?
Pan cakes or waffles?
What a fussy food critic
Most give them thumbs up
Most give them thumbs up
But Caesar decides their fates
Gladiators wait
Gladiators wait
Their shiny axes set off
Metal detectors
Heckling sell-outs
a time-honoured tradition
Let the piss-ants burn!