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Scarab Sages

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If you do it right
The world will beat a path to
Give you just desserts


Give you just desserts?
Mother asked me one night
What of stomach aches?

Liberty's Edge

What of stomach aches?
The somatic component
For casting cloudkill


Forecasting cloudkill
Weatherman Ted sealed his fate
Twenty percent chance

Liberty's Edge

Twenty percent chance
By no means impossible
Roll the bones, and see

Silver Crusade

Roll the bones and see
Next year's new TV programs.
Talk show with Snooki.

Liberty's Edge

Talk Show with Snooki
Insightful analysis?
Fuggeddubowdit!


Forget a bow tit...
New! Naked stern figureheads!
They like it in back.

Liberty's Edge

"They lie! Kitten back!"
The toddler wailed, when told that
Her cat ran away


Her cat ran away.
Came back, the very next day.
Thought it a goner.

Liberty's Edge

Thought it a goner
But no, they had a spare one
A back-up Death Star?!


A back-up Death Star
Shoulda shot the escape pod
Celebrate Life Day!

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Celebrate Life Day
Mikey tried it, and liked it
Then came the Pop Rocks


...Then came the Pop Rocks
Jeff had thrown up everything
Night Train's a mean wine


Night train's a mean wine,
Thirteen year old delinquents,
Alcopop glassings.

It was an interesting night...

Liberty's Edge

Alcopop glassings
Would make a great anagram
Cola sings, oops, lag!

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"Cola, sings, oops, lag"
Albus Dumbledore's few words
Before Harry's time

Liberty's Edge

Before Harry's time
Kings were a lot less chubby
Drop the turkey leg!


Drop the turkey, leg!
Dyslexic yelled at zombie
Before beheading


Before beheading,
be sure to stretch thoroughly.
Yes. Even the glutes.


Yes, even the glutes.
Gratuitously oily.
A thorough massage.


A Thor-O massage
Mjölnir realign your spine
Now 25 bucks

Silver Crusade

Now 25 bucks
Are right outside my window.
I'm a doe in heat.

Liberty's Edge

I'm a dough in heat
Soon I'll be a loaf of bread
Ya wanna sammich?


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Ya wanna sammich?
Pumpernickel pepperjack
Pickles on the side

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Pickles on the side
With a little special sauce
A fast food affair?


A fast food affair:
Burger King's "Whopper" not wrapped,
Dairy Queen pregnant.

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Dairy Queen Pregnant
Expecting an Ice Princess
Film at Eleven

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Film at Eleven
I lied about the showtime
They're gonna be late

The Exchange

They're gonna be late
for a very important date
white rabbit for tea


White Rabbit, forty.
Shipped from the Yarra Valley.
It's bloody good beer.

Liberty's Edge

It's bloody good beer
With a taste that cuts right through
Tongue, throat, and liver


"Tongue, throat, and liver."
"You like her liver? But why?"
"Eat her in return."

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Eat her in return
Either cannibalism or
Breakfast next morning


Breakfast next morning
To a cereal killer
Snap, crackle and pop

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Snap, crackle, and pop
The sound of monsters burning
Fireballs are fun!

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Fireballs are fun
See the singed, screaming squirrels?
The trees, like torches!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

The trees like torches
To be put out before you
Enter the Forest


Enter the Forest
Flora fauna beckon you
Dont eat the daisies


Don't eat the daisies
You'll push them up soon enough
Another year gone

Happy birthday, Cuchulainn!

Liberty's Edge

Awww, thanks Treppa! :-)

Another year gone
One year away from forty
At least I'm not bald

Silver Crusade

"At least I'm not bald,"
Said the old hirsute werewolf
Shaving his forehead


Shaving his forehead
Trepan drillbit imminent
Opening third eye


Opening third eye
M'nar! Nyarlathotep!
Beware what ye seek

Liberty's Edge

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Be were what ewes seek
For the lycanthropic lamb
Makes wolves easy prey

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"Makes Wolves Easy Prey!"
The pop-gun package declared
Peter had no fear.


Peter had enough ear
To hear jeers from distant piers
Salt did drown in beer


Salt did drown in beer
Sailor forgot hurtful words
About his wee boat

Liberty's Edge

About his wee boat
Were the salt-slicked sea cave walls
Bigger ships had passed


Bigger ships had passed
But none were more majestic
Than blingy dingy

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