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Let the piss-ants burn
Uric acid stacked with fire
Sizzling encounters

Liberty's Edge

Sizzling encounters
What's the CR for bacon?
What else is at steak?


What else is at steak?
Theseus thinks, not half bad.
Not half good, either.


Not have good ether?
Apothecary shop has
a great sale on it.

Liberty's Edge

A grate sail on it?!
How much wind can iron catch?
Well, it's fireproof.


Well, it's fire. Proof?
We're burning, &c.
Good enough for you?


Good enough for you
In Mother Russia product
Decide for buyer

Liberty's Edge

Dside 4 Bi R
What the hell does this stand for?!
Stupid text message


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Stupid text message.
I can't keep masturbating
after mom says "Hi!"

Silver Crusade

Hilarious...

After mom says, "High,"
The weird s##+ she says makes sense.
"Banana tumor."


Banana, two more?
If you're yellow and pill-shaped
You'll want a bapple.


Awww, come on people.

You'll want a bapple
covered in vanilla sauce
and some fava beans

Scarab Sages

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Handsome Fava Beans
Never got any respect.
Too much like his dad

Liberty's Edge

Too much like his dad,
My son makes bad word-play jokes
My wife feels pun-ished


My wife feels punished
as I spank her o'er my knee;
knows she's been naughty.


Knows sidhes? Bin knotty?
Leave them two saucers of cream.
Bin smooth with good grain.

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Bein' smooth with good grain
An oak table is perfect
For rolling the dice


Four rolling the dice
'Round the Monster Manual
Confirm the crit! ...man


"Con" Firm, the Critman
Connor runs every game like
the Tomb of Horrors


The Tomb of Horrors
Seriously overhyped
not that difficult

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Not that difficult
Seventeen syllables for
Singing all my blues


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"Singing Awl," my blues
Inspired tribute to the
Weary shoemaker.


Weary shoemaker
Keeps watch, helpful little elves
Tonight they all die!


Tonight they awl die
Then they use a white crayon
Easier to read

Liberty's Edge

Ez r 2 rd
Dont B a gramr nazi
Speling tks 2 lng


Ez r 2 rd?
I'm not sure I can handle
This new fangled talk


This new fangled talk
Combustion of words I knew
Ash, dust, and debris

Liberty's Edge

Ash, Dust and Debris
Were the portentious names of
The Three Little Pigs

Silver Crusade

The Three Little Pigs
Swapped recipes with the Wolf
Now they love bacon


Now, they love bakin',
but Keebler Elves' true passion
is fashion design.

Liberty's Edge

Iuz fashion design
Iron collars etched with runes
Worn over Oerth tomes


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Worn-over Oerth tomes
Faded, fractured ioun stones
Don't bother looting

Liberty's Edge

Don't bother luting
Bards aren't appreciated
Pick another class

Poor bards.l :-(

Silver Crusade

Pick another class
Badger Husbandry cancelled
Subject too snarky

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Subject too snarky
Cannot rehabilitate
Recommend banning

Liberty's Edge

Recommended Banning?
I'll show you flurry of blows
Fetch the ban hammer

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Fetch the Ban Hammer
ShadowcatX in the house
No more Kitty treats


No more kitty treats
Druid despairs of feeding
Tiger companion

Liberty's Edge

Tiger companion
Boyfriend of a bossy mom
Keep your mouth shut, dude

Silver Crusade

Keep your mouth shut, dude
Brains are dribbling down your chin
Zombie etiquette


zombie etiquette
It's not all it seems to be
poor table manners


Poor table manners
Their noodles blew like Scanners
Psionics splatters

Liberty's Edge

"Sigh" on Nick's platters
He likes it in the background
Forget "more cowbell"


Four, get Mork. Ow! Bell!
Seven, did you leave this here?
Clean this spaceship NOW!


Clean this spaceship now
Then sweep out Holodeck A
Wesley Crusher's chores

Liberty's Edge

Wesley Crusher's chores
Seemed largely non-existent
Beverly's too soft


Beverly's too soft
The Hills need to be iron!
Armored affluence!

Liberty's Edge

Armored affluence
Silver shield and golden greaves
Burnished bravado


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Burnished bravado
The mask of battle itself!
Constructed courage

Now I've learned my ABCs...

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