Let the piss-ants burn
Uric acid stacked with fire
Sizzling encounters
What else is at steak?
Theseus thinks, not half bad.
Not half good, either.
Not have good ether?
Apothecary shop has
a great sale on it.
Well, it's fire. Proof?
We're burning, &c.
Good enough for you?
Good enough for you
In Mother Russia product
Decide for buyer
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Stupid text message.
I can't keep masturbating
after mom says "Hi!"
Banana, two more?
If you're yellow and pill-shaped
You'll want a bapple.
Awww, come on people.
You'll want a bapple
covered in vanilla sauce
and some fava beans
My wife feels punished
as I spank her o'er my knee;
knows she's been naughty.
Knows sidhes? Bin knotty?
Leave them two saucers of cream.
Bin smooth with good grain.
Four rolling the dice
'Round the Monster Manual
Confirm the crit! ...man
"Con" Firm, the Critman
Connor runs every game like
the Tomb of Horrors
The Tomb of Horrors
Seriously overhyped
not that difficult
"Singing Awl," my blues
Inspired tribute to the
Weary shoemaker.
Weary shoemaker
Keeps watch, helpful little elves
Tonight they all die!
Tonight they awl die
Then they use a white crayon
Easier to read
Ez r 2 rd?
I'm not sure I can handle
This new fangled talk
This new fangled talk
Combustion of words I knew
Ash, dust, and debris
Now, they love bakin',
but Keebler Elves' true passion
is fashion design.
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Worn-over Oerth tomes
Faded, fractured ioun stones
Don't bother looting
No more kitty treats
Druid despairs of feeding
Tiger companion
zombie etiquette
It's not all it seems to be
poor table manners
Poor table manners
Their noodles blew like Scanners
Psionics splatters
Four, get Mork. Ow! Bell!
Seven, did you leave this here?
Clean this spaceship NOW!
Clean this spaceship now
Then sweep out Holodeck A
Wesley Crusher's chores
Beverly's too soft
The Hills need to be iron!
Armored affluence!
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Burnished bravado
The mask of battle itself!
Constructed courage