Let the piss-ants burn
Uric acid stacked with fire
Sizzling encounters
Sizzling encounters
What's the CR for bacon?
What else is at steak?
What else is at steak?
Theseus thinks, not half bad.
Not half good, either.
Not have good ether?
Apothecary shop has
a great sale on it.
A grate sail on it?!
How much wind can iron catch?
Well, it's fireproof.
Well, it's fire. Proof?
We're burning, &c.
Good enough for you?
Good enough for you
In Mother Russia product
Decide for buyer
Dside 4 Bi R
What the hell does this stand for?!
Stupid text message
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Stupid text message.
I can't keep masturbating
after mom says "Hi!"
Hilarious...
After mom says, "High,"
The weird s%!# she says makes sense.
"Banana tumor."
Banana, two more?
If you're yellow and pill-shaped
You'll want a bapple.
Awww, come on people.
You'll want a bapple
covered in vanilla sauce
and some fava beans
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Handsome Fava Beans
Never got any respect.
Too much like his dad
Too much like his dad,
My son makes bad word-play jokes
My wife feels pun-ished
My wife feels punished
as I spank her o'er my knee;
knows she's been naughty.
Knows sidhes? Bin knotty?
Leave them two saucers of cream.
Bin smooth with good grain.
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Bein' smooth with good grain
An oak table is perfect
For rolling the dice
Four rolling the dice
'Round the Monster Manual
Confirm the crit! ...man
"Con" Firm, the Critman
Connor runs every game like
the Tomb of Horrors
The Tomb of Horrors
Seriously overhyped
not that difficult
Not that difficult
Seventeen syllables for
Singing all my blues
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"Singing Awl," my blues
Inspired tribute to the
Weary shoemaker.
Weary shoemaker
Keeps watch, helpful little elves
Tonight they all die!
Tonight they awl die
Then they use a white crayon
Easier to read
Ez r 2 rd
Dont B a gramr nazi
Speling tks 2 lng
Ez r 2 rd?
I'm not sure I can handle
This new fangled talk
This new fangled talk
Combustion of words I knew
Ash, dust, and debris
Ash, Dust and Debris
Were the portentious names of
The Three Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs
Swapped recipes with the Wolf
Now they love bacon
Now, they love bakin',
but Keebler Elves' true passion
is fashion design.
Iuz fashion design
Iron collars etched with runes
Worn over Oerth tomes
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Worn-over Oerth tomes
Faded, fractured ioun stones
Don't bother looting
Don't bother luting
Bards aren't appreciated
Pick another class
Poor bards.l :-(
Pick another class
Badger Husbandry cancelled
Subject too snarky
Subject too snarky
Cannot rehabilitate
Recommend banning
Recommended Banning?
I'll show you flurry of blows
Fetch the ban hammer
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Fetch the Ban Hammer
ShadowcatX in the house
No more Kitty treats
No more kitty treats
Druid despairs of feeding
Tiger companion
Tiger companion
Boyfriend of a bossy mom
Keep your mouth shut, dude
Keep your mouth shut, dude
Brains are dribbling down your chin
Zombie etiquette
zombie etiquette
It's not all it seems to be
poor table manners
Poor table manners
Their noodles blew like Scanners
Psionics splatters
"Sigh" on Nick's platters
He likes it in the background
Forget "more cowbell"
Four, get Mork. Ow! Bell!
Seven, did you leave this here?
Clean this spaceship NOW!
Clean this spaceship now
Then sweep out Holodeck A
Wesley Crusher's chores
Wesley Crusher's chores
Seemed largely non-existent
Beverly's too soft
Beverly's too soft
The Hills need to be iron!
Armored affluence!
Armored affluence
Silver shield and golden greaves
Burnished bravado
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Burnished bravado
The mask of battle itself!
Constructed courage
Now I've learned my ABCs...
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