His seems heavier
It's his Prince Albert piercings
Rust monsters have at!
Rust monsters have at it!
Yet still they go hungry... Why?
He's filled with plastic
He's filled with plastic
Sad little toy of a man
Buzz Lightyear is "go"
Buzz Lightyear is, "go"
Mesmerizing the children
Ahh, no more screaming!
Ahhh, no more screaming
Worgs inside perimeter?
Screams appropriate
Screams approiate
Because it's time for ice cream
Rocky Road for me
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Rocky road for me
My life has spiraled downhill
My girlfried left me.
My girlfriend left me
No toilet paper to use.
Used the Enquirer.
Used The Enquirer
To attract the near brain dead
It's idiot bait
It's idiot bait
That is what I call 4E
Stick with Pathfinder
Stick with Pathfinder
Iconics intermingled
Wackiness ensues
Wackiness ensues
Edition wars in this thread
Would make bunnies cry
Would Make Bunnies Cry
Be an appropriate song
Perfomed by TESLA?
Performed by Tesla?
I think you are confused sir
More like White Lion
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Performed by TESLA?
Five Man Electrical Band
Recorded it first
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"More like White Lion!"
The label exec implored
Getting signed killed us
Getting signed killed us
His random event table
Dropped it on our heads
Dropped it on our heads,
he did. Green slime from above.
Some DMs are cruel
Some DMs are cruel
S'how they work out their issues
Bad childhoods to blame
Bad childhoods to blame
For the strange obsession with
Teletubbies
teletubbies (are)
one syllable short, my friend
while still pure evil
While still pure evil,
the smell of broccoli will
lessen over time
Huh. I thought Teletubby was four syllables while Teletubbies was five. Oh well.
Lessen over time
Hopefully that's my waistline
Enlarge spells are bad
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Enlarge spells are bad
They lower PC's AC
But the Benefit?
But the benefit?
Ask a maiden in distress
Size matters with swords
Size matters with swords
Bigger doesn't always win
Only so much strength
Only so much strength
As poor Nodwick's knees buckled
Buy Bags of Holding
Buy bags of holding
Or better yet, pick up a
Handy haversack
Handy haversack
Does it have the same Deep Thoughts?
Jack would not tell us
Jack would not tell us
He never speaks new phrases
Only in reruns
Only in reruns
Can you see big Rerun dance
Dee's tellin' mama
Dee's tellin' mama
That he's "not gonna take it"
Dad, I wanna rock!
A disco contest
Fly Rerun shakes and grooves it
Raj steps large and wins
I was trying to connect to your's Jade, but didn't make it in on time
Connecting Cuchulain and Tensor's... next person should connect to Tensor's (Why Rone, for our eventual round robin haiku compendium's continuity?)
Dad, I wanna rock!
But you're telling me to win
A disco contest?!
Raj steps large and wins
I have hung my head in shame
See you on Facebook
See you on Facebook
ICU in hospital
I see bad food there
I see bad food there
Wiggling, struggling, it moves now
I shall escape it
I shall escape it
No prison can hold me long
I've got jet pack shoes
I've got jet pack shoes
And a stormtrooper blaster
Shoot? No! Run faster.
Shoot? No! Run faster
I don't have to be fastest
Just faster than you
Just faster than you
Is not a virtue in bed;
Thought it was a race
Thought it was a race
But it seems the red elves just
Overdid the beach
Overdid the beach
My back looks like a lobster
Touch me, and I'll screech
Touch me, and I'll screech
I really hate blind dates now
Where's Kim Basinger?
Where's Kim Basinger?
A true 80's icon, but
no Tonya Roberts!
No Tonya Roberts!
I don't want any more cake.
Could you pass the pie?
Could you pass the pie?
Don't mean to me, but by me
I saw who made it
I saw who made it
I also saw who didn't
Rule 1: Cardio!
Rule 1: Cardio!
The fatties become dinner
No public bathrooms
No public bathrooms
Won't go no matter the pain
Fear toilet monster!
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