I took many years of classes, but I don't own a single level. I do have an app on my phone for it, though.
Male, despite any accusations to the contrary.
Length or girth? Could you be more specific?
Sarcasm, musical instruments (guitar, drums, some piano), sarcasm, programming, sarcasm, laziness, sarcasm, Excel spreadsheets, sarcasm, and squeezing every last bit of cheese from the tube. Oh, and sarcasm.
Neutral Good, with some Lawful tendencies.
Atheist, but I wish there actually existed cool heavenly pantheons a la Grecco-Roman, Norse, or even Pathfinder. That would be pretty badass.
English, Sarcasm, Latin, Binary, tiny bits of German and Spanish, even tinier bits of Japanese and French