One fast stone-slinger
Versus an Old Test giant
Dog said, "Aw, Davey..."
"Now he's porcupine!"
Said Evil Russian Genius
"Gene splicing is fun!"
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Gene splicing is fun
Really, a healthy pastime
Just ask the owlbear
I am allergic
No one here gets out alive
Sneezing makes me mean
Sneezing makes me mean
You wouldn't like me angry
HULK SNOT! HULK SNOT
Hulk's not! Hulk's not green!
He's more... combat emerald
Get up close and see
Step into my skin
You cannot remember when
Colors spoke to you
Your teeth crack and break
Your skin pulls Skeletor tight
Meth: hell of a drug
Math: hell of a drug
with a good calculator
count on a good time
Full contact Bingo!
"B9? No, mutha! B-smacked!"
Blood drenches the church
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I can't find my socks
Sentient washer is hungry
Now it wants my feet
Now it wants my feet?!
My stupid personals ad:
Calling All Ghouls
Calling all ghoulses
Though you may think "owl bacon"
There's less fowl cracklings
There's less fowl cracklings
When the phoenix rests ashen
Otherwise... FLAME ON!
Otherwise... FLAME ON!
Johnny Storm to Reed Richards
Spare a rubber friend?
"O-oh did you say SLAY?"
First line from the Hobgoblin's
National anthem
National an' them.
Other airports: Dulles.
BWI.
BWI
PDQ @ KFC
KMFDM
KMF DM
Kills Mo Fool players than most
He runs a tough game
He runs a tough game
Master of games of iron
Post no bills? As if.
Post no bills? As if
I could stop nailing Williams
Deep into phone poles
Deep into phone poles
I lodge my trusty black ax
Cell phones forever!
Dressed as a cowboy
Mosey west on 44
Towards Oklahoma
T'Wards, Oklahoma!
Once there, I'm puzzled. No corn?
Or short elephants?
Or short....Hell, if haunts
inhabit, exorcism
is your only choice.
is your only choice
In this life to pen haikus?
Why not try knock-knocks?
Why not try knock knocks
who's there orange orange who
I'm glad I didn't.
I'm glad I didn't
Tape badgers to my body
Then jump in the pool
"...Then jump in the pool!"
Metallica revisit
A Mustaine classic
A mustaine classic
do I really want to know?
Refridgerator.
Refridgerator
Humming a redundant tune
Must be ambient
Must be ambient
Every surface is glowing
Radioactive
Radio active
But the boards are all reruns
Cu can't find his socks.
Cu can't find his socks?
My rerun joke was stupid.
I killed the thread. Rats.
Left, a mess to clean.
On the right, thistles in field.
Which to choose today?
