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Liberty's Edge

Than Blingydingy
Sheriff of Butterbottom
One fast stone-slinger


One fast stone-slinger
Versus an Old Test giant
Dog said, "Aw, Davey..."

Liberty's Edge

Dog said, "Aw, Davey..."
"Yo mama!" the cat replied
The guinea pig slept

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

The guinea pig slept
Amidst a thicket of thorns
Now he's porcupine


"Now he's porcupine!"
Said Evil Russian Genius
"Gene splicing is fun!"


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Gene splicing is fun
Really, a healthy pastime
Just ask the owlbear

Liberty's Edge

Just ask the owlbear
Go ahead, I'll wait right here
I am allergic


I am allergic
No one here gets out alive
Sneezing makes me mean


Sneezing makes me mean
You wouldn't like me angry
HULK SNOT! HULK SNOT GREEN!


Hulk's not! Hulk's not green!
He's more... combat emerald
Get up close and see

Liberty's Edge

Get up close, and see
Pores, follicles, and freckles
Step into my skin


Step into my skin
You cannot remember when
Colors spoke to you

Liberty's Edge

Colors spoke to you
The Flavors were listening
Music was tasty

The Exchange

music was tasty
Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods
how loud did it taste?

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

How loud did it taste?
The Pop Rocks exploded as
Your teeth crack and break


Your teeth crack and break
Your skin pulls Skeletor tight
Meth: hell of a drug

The Exchange

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Meth: hell of a drug
elmo turns to animal
Meth: hell of a drug


Math: hell of a drug
with a good calculator
count on a good time

Liberty's Edge

Count on a good time
When the old gang gathers up
Full contact Bingo!


Full contact Bingo!
"B9? No, mutha! B-smacked!"
Blood drenches the church

Liberty's Edge

Blood drenches the church
Heads are rolling down the street
I can't find my socks


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I can't find my socks
Sentient washer is hungry
Now it wants my feet


Now it wants my feet?!
My stupid personals ad:
Calling All Ghouls


Calling all ghoulses
Though you may think "owl bacon"
There's less fowl cracklings


There's less fowl cracklings
When the phoenix rests ashen
Otherwise... FLAME ON!


Otherwise... FLAME ON!
Johnny Storm to Reed Richards
Spare a rubber friend?

Liberty's Edge

"Spare a rubber, friend?"
"You know she's a dragon, right?"
"Oh. Did you say SLAY?"


"O-oh did you say SLAY?"
First line from the Hobgoblin's
National anthem


National an' them.
Other airports: Dulles.
BWI.


BWI
PDQ @ KFC
KMFDM


KMF DM
Kills Mo Fool players than most
He runs a tough game


He runs a tough game
Master of games of iron
Post no bills? As if.


Ha!

Post no bills? As if
I could stop nailing Williams
Deep into phone poles


Deep into phone poles
I lodge my trusty black ax
Cell phones forever!

Liberty's Edge

Sell phones forever!
At a kiosk in the mall!
Dressed as a cowboy!


Dressed as a cowboy
Mosey west on 44
Towards Oklahoma


T'Wards, Oklahoma!
Once there, I'm puzzled. No corn?
Or short elephants?


Or short....Hell, if haunts
inhabit, exorcism
is your only choice.


is your only choice
In this life to pen haikus?
Why not try knock-knocks?


Why not try knock knocks
who's there orange orange who
I'm glad I didn't.


I'm glad I didn't
Tape badgers to my body
Then jump in the pool


"...Then jump in the pool!"
Metallica revisit
A Mustaine classic


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

A mustaine classic
do I really want to know?
Refridgerator.


Refridgerator
Humming a redundant tune
Must be ambient


Must be ambient
Every surface is glowing
Radioactive


Radio active
But the boards are all reruns
Cu can't find his socks.


Cu can't find his socks?
My rerun joke was stupid.
I killed the thread. Rats.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I killed the thread rats
They were everywhere and
Left a mess to clean.


Left, a mess to clean.
On the right, thistles in field.
Which to choose today?

Silver Crusade

Witch to choose two day
Lavish weekend getaway.
Leave the broom at home.

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