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Boy, they get my goat!
But then she's kind of easy
She'll lay for roughage

Liberty's Edge

"Shieleigh'fer'uffage!"
He said in a thick accent,
Waving his big stick


Waving his big stick
Is his guaranteed way of
Getting arrested

Liberty's Edge

Getting arrested
Is funny if you're drunk, and
Alone in the cell


Alone in the cell
Paramecium coming
Mitosis for two

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Mitosis for two
Torture chamber for three more
That just leaves us four.


That just leaves us four.
The play's characters perish
Who is the killer?

Liberty's Edge

"Who is the killer?"
Colonel Mustard asked aloud
Look in the mirror!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Look in the mirror
See what I see every day
Death and Dispair. Joy.

Liberty's Edge

"Death and Despair, Joy.
That's what life is all about."
"Thanks dad," Joy replied.

Liberty's Edge

"Thanks dad," Joy replied.
"Let's ask mom," Pain suggested.
Like sunshine...and rain.


Like sunshine. And rain.
The breeze blows gently against
the grave at their feet.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

The grave at their feet
Began to churn and rise. The
Zombie attacked.


"No, no, NO!" cried Joy!
Her holy symbol at hand,
Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Linking my previous post and this one. You are supposed to use the last line of the of the previous post as the first line in your post. Also, I meant to type Zombies.

Zombies Attacked
Almost all were caught off guard
"No, No, No!" Cried Joy!

Andrew Tuttle wrote:

"No, no, NO!" cried Joy!

Her holy symbol at hand,
Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

Nothing but ashes remain.
Cleanup on aisle three.


(Charles ... "attacked" ... is two syllables. Part of why I typed, "No, no NO!" in Joy's voice.

"Cleanup on aisle three."
A voice, in her head ... speaking.
Joy's blue eyes focused.

Liberty's Edge

Joy's blue eyes focused
On memories of childhood
Burned into the brain


Burned into the brain
Playstation six invasive
Plug in base of skull


Plug in base of skull
Load kung fu software in brain
Neo is ready

Liberty's Edge

Neo is ready
Nemo, on the other hand...
Still stuck in the tank


Still stuck in the tank
Fat Cobra Commander stews
Tomax Xamot laugh

Liberty's Edge

Tomax Xamot laugh
Back and forth in unison
Evil surround sound

Liberty's Edge

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Evil surround sound
The Black Speech in stereo
Radio Mordor

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Radio Mordor
Listen to it all day long
The Eye is Watching

Liberty's Edge

The Eye is watching
The Ear is listening, too
What's The Nose into?


What's The Nose into?
Slim Goodbody wants to know
PBS and You

Liberty's Edge

PBS and You:
The ins and outs of building
The perfect archer

Liberty's Edge

The perfect archer
Can shoot a bow with her toes
A great party trick!


A great party trick
Give hostess flowers and card
Bam! Explosive Runes.


Bam! Explosive Runes.
I thought my green tea tasted
Like Metamucil.


Like Metamucil
Bulk is my product, fiber!
Comin atcha live!


Comin atcha live
It leaps up
From the toilet seat


From the toilet seat
One can read a newspaper
To pass time and...more


To pass time...and more
We look at all the forums
Many angry thoughts


Many angry thoughts
Swirl and echo through my head
I'll write a new song


I'll write a new song
Check the chorus, hear that gong?
That's my man, Leo Fong


ACK... I blew the syllable count on the final line. I'll fix it:

That's him, Leo Fong
Sparred with Bruce Lee all day long
I'll stop rhyming now


LOL...I saw the first one last night and missed the count
I'll stop rhyming now
Jade known to let the beat.......DROP
Biz-i-ness major


Biz-i-ness major
My appeal to the minors
Dope, in general

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Dope, in General
Lets you do what you want to
Now, and pay for later.


Now, and pay for later
On the boards at 2-A-M
Deadlines soar on by...

Sovereign Court

Deadlines soar on by ...
Like birds flying on the wind
No expectations.


No Expectations
Dickensian prequel like
An Easter Carol


An Easter Carol:
We wish you a hardboiled egg
And happy new ears


And happy new ears
Punished by atonal notes
Inverted themselves

Liberty's Edge

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Inverted themselves
And perverted the others
Just ask their mothers!


Just ask their mothers!
What they think about their kids
Paizo Haikuin'!


Paizo Haikuin'!
Reverse reverse subtitles
Confusion begins


Confusion begins
Then continues through the night
And all the next day


and all the next day
why it's madness in the streets
and men in frilled skirts

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