The Haiku Game


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And men in frilled skirts
Sometimes pack steely bulges
Weird bank robbery


Weird bank robbery
Iron deficient vampires
Midnight raid for blood


Midnight Raid for Blood
Pathfinder compatible
Worst module ever


Worst module ever
Ten times templated tarrasque
First level bard dead


First level bard dead
Shouldn't have tried that Journey song
High D stands for death


Heidi stands for death
Shirley Temple has gone mad
Possessed moptop curls


I was hoping Heidi would come out of that!

Possessed moptop curls
This wig, a hell toupee
I've got hell to pay!


Oh man, a hell toupee? I love this thread more every day.

I've got hell to pay
Flying Acheron first-class
I loathe business trips.

Sovereign Court

"I loathe business", trips,
falls on face and breaks his nose.
Corporation laughs.


Corporation laughs
LLCs all giggly
Profit's the punchline


Pro fits the punchline
Into initial design
Calculated laughs

Sovereign Court

Calculated laughs
With a margin of error
Hope for no thrown eggs


Hope for no thrown eggs
Is granted, villain uses
Catapult instead

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Catapult instead
Of Trebuchet will not get
The desired distance

Liberty's Edge

The desired distance
One lusty, lecherous league
Wanna take a ride?

Sovereign Court

Wanna take a ride?
Strange look in the driver's eye
Murder avoided


Murder avoided
And now the saddened hitman
Won't get his payout

Sovereign Court

Won't get his pay out
Envelope sealed, pay inside
Seems to mock his pain


Seems to mock his pain
Like a parrot in a cage
Squawking for a treat

Liberty's Edge

Squawking for a treat
The chicken in the bread pan's
Picking out the dough

Sovereign Court

Picking out the dough
From my hair. Blinding flour.
Baking gone awry.


Baking gone awry
The cookies jump up and run
Yet still taste so good

The Exchange

Yet still taste so good,
All of those delicious brains
Zylphryx! You bad...thing.


zylphryx! You bad...thing
You need to be punished, you
Naughty, naughty squid

Sovereign Court

Naughty, naughty squid
Shoots jets of ink, tentacles
Engulf the doomed ship


Engulf the doomed ship
Wrap it in your tentacles
Ahh, Squid wants a hug

Liberty's Edge

Ahh, squid wants a hug
You might love calamari
But that's a bit much

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

But that's a bit much
Turning Avatars into
Smurfs against their will


Smurfs against there? Will
they chafe? Blue transferable!
Someone get doctor


Someone get Doctor
Universe is in danger
Who will save the day!

Sovereign Court

Who will save the day?
Mighty Mouse was on the way
But he was cancelled.

Liberty's Edge

But he was canceled
I guess he couldn't hack it
While Robert pressed on


While Robert pressed on
We mimicked his stroke to shore
"Bobbing" on the sea


"Bobbing" on the sea
I like that, I may steal it
The pun made me laugh


The pun made me laugh
Or dare I say I tittered
Because my chest heaved


Because my chest heaved,
My head spun, and I fell down,
I should see doctor


I should see Doctor
Supposed to be the best film
Since Dentists in Hell


Since dentists in hell
Dont use anesthesia
I dont wanna go


I don't wanna go!
Freddy hides in the toilet!
Nightmare on Poop Street

Sovereign Court

Nightmare on Poop Street
Sesame Street gone bad. Don't
Take the brown acid.

Liberty's Edge

"Take the brown acid,"
He said. "It works great on trolls."
"The green is useless."

Sovereign Court

The green is useless.
Full economic collapse
Leaves pretty paper.


Leaves, pretty paper
Free from the trees above you
Nature does provide

Liberty's Edge

Nature does provide
A myriad of choices
Claw, bite, sting, or rend

Sovereign Court

Claw, bite, sting, or rend
Any choice is a bad one
Food for the critters

Liberty's Edge

Food for the critters
Were the people of that town
A bloody buffet

Sovereign Court

A bloody Buffet
Jimmy should have known better
Margaritaville!!!!


Margaritaville
Town pool there is ringed in salt
The gardens are lush!

Liberty's Edge

2 people marked this as a favorite.

The Garden Czar, Lush
Demanded more fairie dust
"Don't hold out on me!"


That was brilliant.

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