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"Don't hold out on me!"
The portly, yellow bear said
To the honeybees


Aw, Winnie...

"To the honeybees
I bequeath all my millions"
Crazy old lady


The Jade wrote:
That was brilliant.

Seconded. I've spent the last few weeks on the sidelines in awe.

Crazy old lady
Pinches the boy's buttocks
Dirty geriatrics

Liberty's Edge

Thanks, guys!

Sovereign Court

there are six syllables in the last line of the previous one, hence the line break

Dirty Jerry ate
Trix, much to the chagrin of
That silly rabbit


That silly rabbit
Done died yes it did, said Steve
Down on the muffin


d'oh. My mistake.

Liberty's Edge

Down on the muffin
Is an alien landscape
Smothered in butter


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Smothered in butter
The only way to make love
Popcorn position

Liberty's Edge

Popcorn position
When a-salted and buttered
Soaking in the tub


Soaking in the tub
A bad way to spend the day
Lather, Rinse, Repeat


Lather, Rinse, Repeat
The only way to make love
I beat that to death

Liberty's Edge

I beat "That" to death
But Michael Jackson beat "It"
He kicked that clown's ass

Sovereign Court

He kicked that clown's ass
The rest poured out of the car
Blood, wigs and face paint


Blood, Wigs, and Face Paint
Roadies pack up Kiss' gear
The next show beckons

Liberty's Edge

The next show beckons
We're watching the whole season
Firefly party!


Firefly party!
Leave your rave glowsticks at home
These guys came equipped


These guys came equipped
Brought a shovel to the beach
Let's hunt for treasure!


Let's hunt for treasure
Found not in chests of wood but
Those of flesh and bone


Extra points for that booby booty haiku...

Those of Flesh and Bone
Will fall before Steel and Stone
History is Blood

The Exchange

Haiku, what to do?
How do you make one of these?
It should be simple!

Liberty's Edge

1 person marked this as a favorite.

I shall close the loop.

It should be simple
To observe what's past, and learn
History is Blood


It was supposed to refer to the heart, as a metaphysical treasure. But I like your interpretation too. ^_^

History is Blood
But my future should be Crip
Think I like blue more

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber
The Jade wrote:


Those of Flesh and Bone
Will fall before Steel and Stone
History is Blood
Crimson Jester wrote:


Haiku, what to do?
How do you make one of these?
It should be simple!
Cuchulainn wrote:


I shall close the loop.

It should be simple
To observe what's past, and learn
History is Blood

Tophyr wrote:


History is Blood
But my future should be Crip
Think I like blue more

Since Cuchulainn closed the loop backwards, I will close the loop.

History is Blood
A death poem is written
Haiku, What to do?

And now to continue.

Think I like blue more
Than any other color
Color sprays work well.

Liberty's Edge

(Curses! Lol. Oh, well.)


Color sprays work well
Hiding golems in rainbows
Here's your pot o' gold! >:)

Liberty's Edge

Here's your pot o' gold
And kettle o' copper, too
Neither one is black

Sovereign Court

Neither one is black
Confusion on the chessboard
Monochromatic


Monochromatic
Melodramatic static
Aristocratic

Liberty's Edge

Aristocratic
Cerulean sanguine stained
Phlebotemy blues

The Exchange

Phlebotemy blues
try I shall, to close the loop
Darn it, I missed again


The Jade, that was awesome. I was totally blanking on that one and would like my fanclub t-shirt now.

Darn it, I missed again
Cupids aim is cock-eyed yet
He plays matchmaker.

Liberty's Edge

He plays matchmaker
Two men enter, one man leaves
That's entertainment!


That's entertainment!
Eager masses fill the stands.
The striptease trapeze.

Liberty's Edge

The striptease trapeze
Sleaze with the greatest of ease
Flying through the air

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Flying thru the air
Not a care in whole wide world
Beware sudden stop


Mine was late, so I'll loop it back around to fit...

Bea wears Udden's top.
Udden took it off, sent it
Flying through the air.

Fly Ying threw the heir.
Un-fly Yang failed to catch him.
There goes the bloodline.

Liberty's Edge

There goes the bloodline
Completely ripped from its pump
Oh, I'm positive


"Oh, I'm positive!"
laughed Proton. Neutron rolled eyes.
Crowded nucleus.


Crowded nucleus
Protons and neutrons head out
They have gone fission


The have gone fission
How many eyes can it have?
That thing is scary.

Liberty's Edge

That thing is scary
A left hand in a small box
Truly sinister

Sovereign Court

"Truly sin is there"
What happens in Vegas, stays
In your poor, scarred mind

Liberty's Edge

In your poor, scarred mind
The voices tell you to sing
Black metal polkas


Black metal polkas
And nerdy versions of rap:
Weird Al's new album.


Weird Al's new album
Dark disturbing soul searcher
Not really silly


Not really silly,
Could Chilly Willy lip synch
Milli Vanilli?


Milli Vanilli
Why bring up those memories?
Blame it on the rain?

Liberty's Edge

Blame it on the rain
That the Wicked Witch melted
I have no bucket

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I have no bucket
And thus no excuse for this
Top of the page, Ma

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