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Dick Cheney's sex tape?
You think that's bad? That ain't bad
I've seen half-orcs mate


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I've seen half-orcs mate
I've worked with half-orcs buddy
You're no half-orc pal!

Scarab Sages

you're no half-orc pal
I see right through your glamour
illithid salesman


Illithid salesman
You just know I can't turn down
Gray matter buffets


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Gray matter buffets
Cue Aberzombie. Mmmmmmm.... brains
Thems good eatin'.

The Exchange

Thems good eatin'

like an all day buffet plate

I can go back again


I can go back again
But though Newark has its charms
I'm tired of stab wounds


I'm tired of stab wounds
I'm going to have to stop
Playing with these knives

Silver Crusade

Playing with these knives
Is not nearly as fun as
Playing with myself


Playing with myself
As the sole competitor
Why aren't I winning?!


Why aren't I winning!?
I have rolled the best Munchkin
Must be the DM


Must be the DM
Must replace this railroader
Let the story breathe!


Let the story breathe
It must flow naturally
Then we dam it up


Then we dam it up
Then we build a waterwheel
That's the gist of grist


Thats the gist of the grist
The flagon with the dragon
On the solid rock


On the solid rock
The is the one way I roll
Rainbow in the Dark

Silver Crusade

Rainbow in the Dark
That band was way better than
Fat Clowns Who Eat Kids


Fat clowns who eat kids
Have trouble getting bookings
For children's birthdays


For children's birthdays
Nothing says fun like ponies
Kids can't joust for s#%t!

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Kids can't joust for s#%t!
But neither can a fighter
Without spending feats


Without spending feats
My character is munchkin
We need a new word

Scarab Sages

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We need a new word
That is the same as awesome
That word is Paizo


Charles wins the thread!

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We need a new word
For a spell-slinging warrior;
Anything but gish

EDIT: DAMMIT NINJAD


That word is Paizo
It's Greek for "to play" you know?
That's its proviso


That's its proviso
I'm not quite sure what that means
Dictionary please


Dictionary please
I need to look up the term
Elementary


Elementary
My dear Watson or a school?
Wheel of fortune's on

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Wheel of Fortune's on
Your Paizo haiku also rhymed
This haiku doesn't

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This haiku doesn't
Have anything to do with
That game show, either


That game show, either
Is a hard first line to use
Try something easy


Try something easy
I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line


The Jade wrote:

Try something easy

I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line

When I saw that line

I wanted to sit and cry
Damn the D.M.V.


Prince That Howls wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Try something easy

I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line

When I saw that line

I wanted to sit and cry
Damn the D.M.V.

Damn the D.M.V.

Too many people, no damn clerks
The wait is like sharp pain


The wait, like sharp pain
The waiters, even moreso
This eatery sucks

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This eatery sucks
But it's better than the crap
I'd have made myself

[there, that should be easy :p]


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I'd have made myself
A bed to sleep in, but a
Sandwich is better.


Sandwich is better
Is it which sand is better?
Maybe a Sand Witch

Silver Crusade

Maybe a Sand Witch
Would have some tips to deal with
The sand in my shorts


The sand in my shorts
Confuses me to no end
I’m not at the beach

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The sand in my shorts
Is chafing all around my
Unmentionables

[EDIT: ninjad :(]


I'm not at the beach
These aren't just any white sands
Please, say no to snow!


Charlie Bell wrote:

The sand in my shorts

Is chafing all around my
Unmentionables

[EDIT: ninjad :(]

I like yours better.


Please, say no to snow!
No more oh god of weather!
Can't dig my car out

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Prince That Howls wrote:
I like yours better.

I'm quite fond of my own unmentionables, too. O wait nvm, you meant the haiku... Srsly though I liked yours better. Il miglior fabbro.

Can't dig my car out
Can't dig this modern jazz scene
Can dig it's Friday


Charlie Bell wrote:


Can't dig my car out
Can't dig this modern jazz scene
Can dig it's Friday

Can dig it's Friday

My last try had extra sounds
This time is better


This time is better
That old time Rock and Roll feel
Has no time at all


Has no time at all
Been as absurd as our own?
This world has gone mad

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