The Flame War!

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

And off he blunders... for now.

[Darth Terrigan, Sith Marauder]

Finally. His feet smell terrible.

[Master Pugwampi]

>.>

<.<

::ONCE MORE DECLARES PUGWAMPI VICTORY OVER THE FLAME WAR!::

HUZZAH!

[The Time Prophet]

This has happened before, it will happen again.

[Darth Terrigan, Sith Marauder]

Whumps the pugwampi.

[Master Pugwampi]

::Becomes un-whumped and questions Darth Terrigan's tactics and personal hygiene.::

:P

[The Game Hamster]

:plays devil's advocate on all sides to really heat things up::

[Darth Terrigan, Sith Marauder]

::uses Force lightning to fry the hamster in its wheel, jolt the obnoxious pugwampi to unconsciousness, and apply static repulsion to rid himself of dirt and get some air-freshening ozone scent::

[The Game Hamster]

::points out that this in not a game forum, but still proceeds to play along to being electrocuted::

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

{rubs butt on Darth Terrigan's leg}

[Cthulwho?]

::Declares that everyone has missed the point of the OP and returns to the original thread topic without any logical arguments but with plenty of scornful contempt for all other posters who, "just don't get it."::

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

Asks Cthulwho? to repeat all of that

[Darth Terrigan, Sith Marauder]

::disdains snooty contempt, counters with mocking comments about pretentious behavior::

::and more Force lightning::

[Lord Fyre]

Cthulwho? wrote:

::Declares that everyone has missed the point of the OP and returns to the original thread topic without any logical arguments but with plenty of scornful contempt for all other posters who, "just don't get it."::

::Admits that he has lost the thread topic.::

[Master Pugwampi]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Cthulwho? wrote:

::Declares that everyone has missed the point of the OP and returns to the original thread topic without any logical arguments but with plenty of scornful contempt for all other posters who, "just don't get it."::

::Admits that he has lost the thread topic.::

...and therefore...

PUGWAMPI VICTORY!!!!! HUZZAH!

[The Game Hamster]

::Insists that yes, the pugwampi's have a valid point, but that the other side has still made a on-the-whole better case::

[Singed Vidmaster7]

:: Feels the is the appropriate aliase to use for a flame war ::

[Hannibull Rektor]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*savagely puts down anybody who puts any stock whatsoever in a certain conspiracy hypothesis, while simultaneously clinging to own belief in demonstrably untrue urban legend*

[Hannibull Rektor]

*Tells IHIYC that he is obviously uneducated and should clean his ears out with industrial-strength acid so I don't have to repeat the obvious truth so many times*

*Moves on to list how everyone on this thread are secretly working for the lizard people who put gave the reins of power over to that abomination Justin Beiber*

[Bird of Ill-Omen]

Loudly denigrates the quality and objectivity of everyone else's sources, then provides a link to a political party's Youtube channel by way of proof.

[Capt. Gherk-Lick Picklard]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*savagely puts down anybody who puts any stock whatsoever in a certain conspiracy hypothesis, while simultaneously clinging to own belief in demonstrably untrue urban legend*

{sips pickle tea, Shakespearian gob-'splains definitions of "theory" and "hypothesis", getting both quite wrong}

[GherkCukeUs of Bored]

{farts in everyone's general direction}

[Master Pugwampi]

Ah. I see the goblins have resorted to their equivalent of "intellectual discourse" to win.

*dawns gas mask*

::MUGUAMFI VIWTWY OWEW PHAME WAW!!!!::

[Captain Killjoy]

LIES!

[FRIEND COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND]

*loudly and wrongly accuses everyone of being communist, mutated, and also pond scum.*

[Cthulwho?]

::"Apologizes" for other people taking his insults personally, rather than as a joke as he so obviously intended::

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*defends contemporary political figure by conflating them with influential historical figure who actually would not have liked said contemporary figure*

[Least Spawn of Yog-Sothoth]

::Disagrees with I'm Hiding In Your Closet's base point by constructing a flawed logic train rather than simply stating the obvious::

[AVID CONTRARIAN!!!]

YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! WRONG I SAY!!

[Not-So-Avid Contrarian]

EH...
Your probably wrong.
About ALL of them being wrong, but who knows? I might be wrong.

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

Are you sure about that?

[Oblivious Golem]

Are they sure about what?

[IDTheftVictim]

::Jumps into argument with what is certainly a fresh view that no one else has stated before in the many previous posts::

[The Sideromancer]

*Claims I already mentioned IDTheftVictim's points on a post that got eaten two pages ago*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*drags Pokemon/My Little Pony/Power Rangers/Disney into this somehow*

[The Sideromancer]

*Continues Pokemon derail, including vehement opinions on pronunciation*

[The Masked Pugwampi]

>.>

<.<

*whispers*Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!

>.>

<.<

*sneaks out of thread quietly*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Cavaliers are better than Fighters!
Gunslingers are better than Cavaliers!
Fighters are better than Gunslingers!

Clearly, therefore, we must nerf the Occultist!

[Scruffy, the Nerf Herder]

Yip yap yip yip! {attempts to herd IHIYC back into closet}

[Least Spawn of Yog-Sothoth]

::Uses archaic and obsolete definitions of words used by some posters to try and undermine their arguments by pointing out that they do not mean what they are saying::

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*proposes completely new definition of commonly-used word, thinks everyone should adopt it*

[Brain Bleach Salesgremlin]

{suggests a reasonable fact-based opinion with a link to corroborating evidence... which instead turns out to be a link to brain-etching disgusting images}

[fatmanspencer]

* Imposes own world view onto everything and then complains that people are just too old now anyways and the young people are just too stupid to understand. Gimme mah free shit*

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

*Asks to hear all of IHIYC and LSoY-S's definitions again. Proposes yet another which somehow has nothing to do with any of them.*

[Oblivious Golem]

Oblivious Troll is Oblivious wrote:

*Asks to hear all of IHIYC and LSoY-S's definitions again. Proposes yet another which somehow has nothing to do with any of them.*

::Wonders why that would be in any way effective or what it is all about::

[Honorable Battle-Brother]

:: STARTS ANOTHER UNDEAD ALIGNMENT ARGUMENT IN THE STARFINDER FORUMS EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS THE DEVS HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THE OFFICIAL ANSWER ::

[Malefactor]

:: Makes snarky comment accusing previous poster of killing thread, follows up with snide statement about paladin intelligence ::

[Lord Fyre]

:: Flags this thread as Political. ::

[GM MacShack]

"Wait, so what's the DC to jump a 10' wide pit?"
"Also, where did you get those crowbars?"
:Flees country but continues to post under alternate account: