It's clear not a one of them learned anything from Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott.
In non-holiday-simian news, I just found a sweet potato that looks EXACTLY like a Guild Navigator from David Lynch’s Dune. This may be the best day ever.
"The spice must flow" means something far more frightening to a yam than a guild navigator.
Behold, as a wild ass on the Internet, go I forth to my work.
It's less disturbing than a mechanic's potato-powered exocortex with a mean, snarky AI.
There better be Space Gnomes tinkering around the crawltubes in starships with sonic screwdrivers and self sealing stembolts, and blasting space Goblin pirates in giant mech suits.
Resistance is futile, tinkerfey. Your technologies will assimilated and adapted to serve us. You gnomes yourselves will be marinated, then slow-smoked until pull-apart tender.
captain yesterday wrote:
No, neither of you are Cylons. Unlike Cylons, you seem to actually have a plan. ;)