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No, that's cool. I just have this pile of bear shavings I've been trying to figure out what to do with. Maybe some kind of fort...

Note to collective: Send FrankenBear schematics to Monkey Santa.

"We expect to release student schedules at 2:00 pm on Thursday, August 20. However, since this is the first time we're ever trying it, please be patient."

So, what would have been wrong with saying, "We'll release student schedules by 6:00 pm on Thursday, August 20" and then have the internal deadline be 2:00 pm?

Gives you 4 hours of fudge factor.

(Yes, it's after 2:00 pm here and the schedules didn't make it.)

It's clear not a one of them learned anything from Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott.

Star Trek: Discovery - Season 3 | NYCC Teaser Trailer, premieres 2020 on CBS All Access.

Star Trek: Short Treks | Q&A Trailer, premiered yesterday

Star Trek: Picard | NYCC Trailer, premieres January 23rd, 2020 on CBS All Access.

In non-holiday-simian news, I just found a sweet potato that looks EXACTLY like a Guild Navigator from David Lynch’s Dune. This may be the best day ever.

"The spice must flow" means something far more frightening to a yam than a guild navigator.

Behold, as a wild ass on the Internet, go I forth to my work.

Spacecaptain Pillbug Lebowski wrote:

110) Your new cyberware/nanoware comes with some prototype semi-autonomous tuning/maintenance software... which seems to be malfunctioning slightly. When you are stressed or tired, you hallucinate a freshly-baked cake in your peripheral awareness which disappears when you try to perceive it directly. At first it was just in your peripheral vision, and then last week you could sometimes smell & taste it. But starting today, you noticed you hallucinate hearing it... hearing a totally silent, completely ordinary, and maddeningly delicious cake.

Lies!

It's less disturbing than a mechanic's potato-powered exocortex with a mean, snarky AI.

$10 says that Lamashtu was the deity that Besmara trashed during the Gap.

It would fantastic if goblins and gnolls have largely switched their deific allegiance to a CN space pirate goddess.

{farts in everyone's general direction}

Did someone blow the silver horn of Laurel & Hardy?

Also Happy Belated Birthday to Lady Firedove!

But, after all the duck talk yesterday, maybe belated wishes are for the best.

I thought that was what elves looked like when you removed their mind-control-the-primitive-humans illusion. They've always been extra-planar tentacled things.

So elves are like the Thermians from Galaxy Quest. Huh. Revealed just in time for Starfinder.

The goblins have succeeded in stealing the entire planet, but they forgot where they put it.

Yeah, mounting a tricorne hat-shaped spelljammer helm to Rovagug's noggin so we could start Uber-in-Space may not have been the most well-thought-out idea.

There better be Space Gnomes tinkering around the crawltubes in starships with sonic screwdrivers and self sealing stembolts, and blasting space Goblin pirates in giant mech suits.

Resistance is futile, tinkerfey. Your technologies will assimilated and adapted to serve us. You gnomes yourselves will be marinated, then slow-smoked until pull-apart tender.

HEY! {shivs thenovalord}

Freehold DM wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

We are Strike Team Delta Whatever, striking out surgically from Battlestar Galactica (the General).

your wife is...your base?!

I don't even want to think about the logistics of that.

She had the shopping cart, we had sections of her list, we'd grab stuff and return to the general and the shopping cart, then off we go again.

However i'm starting to suspect one of us is a Cylon...

No, neither of you are Cylons. Unlike Cylons, you seem to actually have a plan. ;)

Sleep. Sleep, (Yesterday's) Data, sleep.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Maybe we could do something more productive, like speculate on upcoming Wayfinder issue themes? Or spitball article ideas?

Resistance is futile.