Darth Terrigan, Dark Lord of the Sith, Scourge of Borleias, and #1 on CorSec's "Most Wanted" list, is in a difficult position. He and his loyal servants have been stranded on Mandalore for 6 days, repairing his vessel, Dread Mask, after barely evading elements of the Republic's Fifth Fleet. The Republic navy has imposed a blockade of the Mandalore system in the aftermath of that particular battle, and their communications jamming has been without peer.
Dread Mask's sublight and repulsorlift systems are fully operational, as is the navicomputer, but the Class .8 hyperdrive has been jury-rigged since a few critical components were unavailable on Mandalore.
It is imperative that Terrigan break through the blockade and reach Ziost for [redacted].
I have a plan: Attack!
*crushes enemies, sees them driven before him, listens to the lamentation of their women*
To get to Ziost from Mandalore:
Nav data: 6 days old (DC 15, 1d6 hazard)
Route: Expansion Region -> Mid Rim -> Outer Rim (+4 DC)
Navicomputer: yes (-4 DC)
Hyperdrive: jury-rigged, Class .8 (or VIII, since I like Roman numerals for those designations; strikethrough = decimal value of number) (+5 DC)
Hazard:1d6 ⇒ 6
Final Astrogation DC: 26 = 15 + 4 - 4 + 5 + 6
Need to go pick up my Sith meditation sphere, not my pleasure yacht! (Astrogation):1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35
Success from +5 - 9: roll 1d6
Yup. I'm fast!:1d6 ⇒ 1
1 / .8 = 1.25
39 (hours of travel for Class I hyperdrive) * .8 = 31.2 hours
End Result: Darth Terrigan successfully computes the jump to Ziost, and with a significantly higher check result and a powerful hyperdrive is able to reduce a flight that would normally require 31.2 hours of hyperflight to 29.95 hours' time.
Waiting in the car for Pea Bear's best friend's birthday party to end (because that's what dads do. Also nice to get outside) and this dad is light saber dueling with his son. And his son says "I'm Master Yoda!" and his dad says "I was thinking more like Jar-Jar Binks"
Is... Is that child abuse?
looks suspiciously for hidden cameras.
That seems like a setup...
Yes. Yes, it is. Abuse, I mean.
channels Force lightning to cap in order to "address" the vile deed
::uses Force lightning to fry the hamster in its wheel, jolt the obnoxious pugwampi to unconsciousness, and apply static repulsion to rid himself of dirt and get some air-freshening ozone scent::
*eats Miss Piggy, then goes back to huddling in the cold under a bush*
to the tune of The Sound of Silence
Hello, Otyugh, my old friend,
It's time for us to dine again
Because there's bacon to be eaten
While the weather is so freezin'
And the banquet's set inside my hall
For one and all
Within the Hall of Dining
In the snow I stalked alone
Embraced the cold into my bones
Through windows I saw warm firelight
And a table stretched out of sight
Covered o'er with gastronomic delight
So by my might
I took the Hall of Dining
And by the leaping flames I saw
Ten thousand plates and maybe more
Plates of high cuisine
None of it at all too lean
And my guts within me roared
To conquer sideboard
Alone in the Hall of Dining
"Friend, give up the frigid hunt
No need for masochistic stunt
For here there's food a-plenty
To feed far more than twenty
So let Miss Piggy take her hike
On through the night
And join me in the Hall of Dining"
Let the fire dim and fade
While through entrees we shall wade
As the winter is so nice
Howling winds and frozen ice
We can feast and await our friends
Until the end
Within our Hall of Dining
I just found my D6 (West End Games) Star Wars books, from when I moved in June. To be specific, I've got: The Role Playing rulebook, the Star Wars sourcebook, the Imperial Sourcebook the Death Star manual, Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and the Last Command sourcebooks.
Huzzah!! Thrawn Trilogy Titles!!!
switching to a Nathan Explosion lyrical progression
Go forth / Play Star Wars / Play it tonight! // Preach it / Thrawn's gospel / For Disney has lied!!
proceeds to headbang with lightsaber mohawk and Force lightning pyrotechnics in the foreground
And, on a side note, my meditation sphere is so 'dark side' it's got Kaiburr-crystal-powered force pike accent lighting. Totally fun to crash through enemy ships.
replaces lightsaber quad-chucks' Kaiburr crystals with polished Whedonite, and ambushes Freehold DM
Political satire is funny! "Episode VII" is the sixth sign of the apocalypse! There's no place I can be / since I found Sith-ity . . . . You can't take no snarks from me . . . .
* you know the types that insist every class should be categorized like rice fields because math is absolute power! despite the fact that it can't account for real world variances.
You are to be congratulated. Soon you will have earned your Sith name. :D
Detects deadly buttery deliciousness of Morty's slowly-popping popcorn, and Force grasps it to just beyondTroll's reach, waving it about enticingly (Hey, it's popcorn!).
Interrupts the pomp and circumstance of Captain Killjoy and The Masked Pugwampi with dual-wielded Force-lightning-charged lightsaber-quadchucks and a mission for alias jerky.
I can understand that you would be upset that Seth MacFarlane did a better version of Star Wars.
But it's better if you just accept the truth.
I . . . I can only chuckle . . .laugh . . . guffaw at that sentiment, friend. It may be that nothing is sacred anymore, for most folks, but parody rarely supersedes its inspirational source(s), and MacFarlane simply didn't achieve that.
But, you are, of course, allowed your opinion.
. . . for the moment.
Turns back to workbench, places Kaiburr crystals in both lightsaber-quadchucks.
@greentea --
We have already established that you're Vader to my Palpatine, man. It's on the forums, so it must be true!!
(Per +7 | Fort +17 Ref +13 Will +22 | AC 29 (f28/t15) | CMD 22)
Gender
Male
Size
Medium
Age
33
Alignment
Lawful Good
Deity
Cuthbert
Location
City of Cauldron
Languages
Common, Celestial
Occupation
Priest!
Strength
10
Dexterity
12
Constitution
12
Intelligence
8
Wisdom
20
Charisma
20
About Atol Lem
Stats & Saves:
Cleric level 15 / Witch level 1 (Patron: Wisdom)
Base Stats (unenhanced by magic)
Str 10, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 8, Wis 20, Cha 18
Saving Throws
Fortitude = +17 (+2 poison/drugs (trait))
Reflex = +13
Will = +23 (+2 charm/compulsion (trait))
(+4 from cloak of resistance)(already added)
(+3 to all from protection domain)(already added)
immune to detect thoughts, discern lies, and any attempt to magically discern her alignment
Armor Class = 29
Flat-Footed AC = 28 (+9 Chainmail Armor, +3 Buckler, +4 Ring of Protection, +2 Natural Armor Amulet)
Touch AC = 15 (+4 Ring of Protection, +1 Dexterity)
CMB = 11 (+11 BAB)
CMD = 22 (+1 Dex)
HP = 114
BAB = +11/+6/+1
Initiative = +5 (+4 familiar, +1 dex)
Movement = 30' (40' with his boots)
Feats & Traits:
Birthmark (+2 vs charm/compulsion, acts as divine focus)
Iron Liver (+2 vs poison/drugs, +4 vs alcohol)
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Simple Weapons
Armor & Shields
Selective Channeling
Extra Channel
Scribe Scroll
Craft Wand
Bludgeoning
Toughness
Quick Channel
Craft Staff
Channeled Revival
Domains Purity
(Purity(sp): +1 to saves/5 levels, Resistant Touch: 8x/day can touch another and grant for 1 minute)
(Purifying Touch(su): Give a new save vs each effect at the original DC)
Resolve
(Strength Surge(sp): touch to grant +1/2lvls to any strength related task for 1 round 8x/day)
(Bestow Resolve(su): +1/lvl+wis bonus temporary hit points to all allies within 20' for 1 minute)
Hex
Healing Hex 1d8+1
Familiar
Angel (+4 Initative)
Spells
Caster Level: 15, Concentration Check: 22 (+2 defensively)
Zero (DC15/19) First (DC 16) Second (DC 17) Third (DC 18) Fourth (DC 19) Fifth (DC 20) Sixth (DC 21), Seventh (DC 22), Eigth (DC 23)
0) Create Water, Guidance, Light, Purify Food & Drink, Stabilize -- Arcane Mark, Detect Magic, Read Magic
1)Protection from Evil; Ant Haul, Command, Endure Elements, Obscuring Mist, Liberating Command, Protection from Evil
2)Bull's Strength; Pilfering Hand, Restoration(lesser), Sound Burst, Sound Burst, Suppress Charms and Compulsions
3)Magical Vestment; Create Food and Water, Daylight, Dispel Magic, Invisibility Purge, Prayer
4)Spell Immunity; Blessings of Fervor, Blessings of Fervor, Dimensional Anchor, Protection from Energy Communal, Sending
5)Spell Resistance; Air Walk (communal), Breath of Life, Cleanse, Flame Strike, Summon Monster V
6)Heroes' Feast; Blade Barrier, Greater Dispel Magic, Heal
7)Grasping Hand; Holy Word, Summon Monster VII
8)Mind Blank; Holy Aura
Angel's Spellbook
4
Dimension Door
Crushing Despair
3
Heroism
Fireball
Sleet Storm
Summon Monster 3
Clairaudience/Clairvoyance
2
Burning Gaze
Flaming Sphere
Glitterdust
See Invisibility
Web
1
Burning Hands
Command
Comprehend Languages
Cure Light Wounds
Enlarge Person
Identify
Mage Armor
Mount
Ray of Enfeeblement
Reduce Person
Shocking Grasp
Sleep
Equipment & Wealth:
Belt of Physical Might +2 (Dex/Con)
Hat of Charisma +2
Cloak of Resistance +4 Spellguard Bracers Tunic of Careful Casting Amulet Natural Armor +2 +3 Mithral Chainmail of Luck (+9AC, -2ACP, 1/week reroll one hit before damage is rolled)
Ring of Protection +4 Ring Fire Resistance, minor (10hp) Boots of Striding and Springing
Breastplate w/ St. Cuthbert engraving (home)
Buckler +2
Staff of the Cauldron Five (8th level caster)
- +1 cudgel
- Prayer (1 charge)
- Blessings of Fervor (2 charges)
Light Crossbow w/12 bolts
Flask (gin)
Holy Symbol (old metal w/ ruby chips)
Phylactery with 'Priest' carved in the front (home)
Prayer Beads (500gp)
Lesser Metamagic Rod (3) of Silence Metamagic Rod (6), Reach Phylactery of Positive Channelling Cassock of the Clergy
2 pairs of 2 platinum rings each (Shield Other foci)
Key ring with three keys
Healer's kit (6 uses)
Scroll case, Ink, Pen & Paper
1,300gp in magical inks for scrolls
Familiar Satchel Campfire Bead
Waterskin
Tuning forks for Carceri and our home plane
Diamond for Raise Dead (5,000gp)
Diamond Dust for Restoration, etc. (6,500gp)
Forked Metal Rod (Create Demiplane) (500gp)
Gifts for Divination (5 @ 25gp ea)
Incense for Commune (500gp) x2
Small Reliquary (Holy Aura) (500gp)
Pearl of Power (first) x2
Pearl of Power (second)
Pearl of Power (third)
Potion Cure Moderate Wounds x2
Potion Cure Serious Wounds x4
Potion Delay Poison
Potion Displacement
Potion of Lessor Restoration x2
Wand Cure Light Wounds (x39) (x50)
Wand Cure Moderate Wounds (x29) (x50)
Wand Cure Serious Wounds (x21) <- Spring Loaded Wrist Sheath (R)
Wand Silence (x6)
First Aid Gloves (2/2 available)
Scroll Case (Caster Level)
- Air Walk, Communal (6)
- Ant Haul (1)
- Bless (1) x2
- Breath of Life (9) <- Spring Loaded Wrist Sheath (L)
- Calm Emotions (3) x2
- Comprehend Languages (1)
- Cure Light Wounds, mass (7)
- Cure Moderate Wounds, mass (11)
- Cure Serious Wounds (5)
- Daylight (5)
- Delay Poison (3) x4
- Dimensional Anchor (7) x2
- Dismissal (7)
- Dispel Magic (5) x2
- Find the Path (11)
- Find Traps (4)
- Flame Strike, widened (9)
- Flame Strike (10)
- Freedom of Movement (7) x2
- Ghostbane Dirge (3)
- Heal (11) x4
- Hold Person (3)
- Invisibility Purge (5) x3
- Lesser Restoration (3) x5
- Liberating Command (4)
- Magic Circle against Evil (5)
- Neutralize Poison (7) x2
- Obscuring Mist (1) x2
- Pilfering Hand (3)
- Plane Shift (9) x5
- Raise Dead (9) x2
- Remove Blindness/Deafness (5)
- Remove Curse (5)
- Remove Fear (1) x2
- Remove Paralysis (3) x3
- Resist Energy, communal (6) x2
- Restoration, Lesser (3) x4
- Restoration (7 no neg levels) x2
- Restoration (7 negative level)
- Silence (3)
- Sound Burst (3) x4
- Spiritual Weapon (3)
- Stone Shape (3)
- Suppress Charms and Compulsions (3) x4
- Tongues (4)
- Water Breathing (5)
Atol has spent most of his life in and around the Church of St. Cuthbert with his brother Alexander (clearly the brighter of the two). He and his brother were given up to the church, not as orphans per se, it's just where they spent most of their time. Alexander is always looking out for the dimmer Atol and tries to keep his often over-excited brother from causing too much trouble. Unfortunately that has limited Atol's movement within the church and he finds himself relegated to a small cell in a small temple tending a small garden...
Atol has always wanted to be a parish priest and continues to drive himself to that end. Having heard of the free food and ale, Alexander pushed his brother to go by telling him they needed a priest, and badly. Atol ran all the way...
Personality and Appearance:
Atol has a handsomeness that comes from being plain and comfortable. He carries simple yet utilitarian gear and wears the same. In the froth of excitement Atol occasionally fails to clean the gardening soil from his garments when he leaves the yard, and he often gets excited if he thinks his action will help his flock to be...
