Wooooooo! Celery stabbings for everyone!
<Waddles around the thread>
Nooooooooooooo!!!
Directs 20 goblins to bomb the dretching.
How rude!
Where did everyone disappear to? 30 minutes and no posts but mine?
Hey! Watch what you are saying, Blondie! I was here not too long after you posted!
~GRINS~
Where did everyone disappear to? 30 minutes and no posts but mine?I'm here!
<Wags tail-thing>
Hey! Dargentum killed you!
Dargentum, please eat him this time. Creatures of the OTD forum tend to reappear.
No, I got out using the swallow whole rules from the SRD. It's all perfectly legal.
This thread has gotten out of control!
I demand to know who is responsible!
Yes, I find the fact.Does anyone else find the fact that a discussion originally posted about keeping the threads shorter and ON topic ended up in the OFF Topic Discussion forums???.
oopps...find it funny?!
Where did everyone disappear to? 30 minutes and no posts but mine?Hey! Watch what you are saying, Blondie! I was here not too long after you posted!
~GRINS~
lol, page must have froze! My apologies.
Sharoth, you might want to get out of here. There's a rust mons- I mean "poodle" on the loose.
Directs 40 airborne goblins to shoot the "poodle."
Yipe! I feel like a fan of a certain version of a certain game!
I'm going back to the poodle thread!
Where's the pool?
Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.
Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...
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Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...
So this "Gary Teter" is really a pseudonym? I could understand that... it's probably a play on "Gray Tweeter" or something.
So this "Gary Teter" is really a pseudonym? I could understand that... it's probably a play on "Gray Tweeter" or something.Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...
It's an acronym. He's really Ty Garrett. The truth is out, you fiend!
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It's an acronym. He's really Ty Garrett. The truth is out, you fiend!So this "Gary Teter" is really a pseudonym? I could understand that... it's probably a play on "Gray Tweeter" or something.Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...
That's not an acronym. That's an anagram.
YAP!
Welcome to the OTD threads!
Can I be First Poodle?
Wanders in, five beers dangling from a plastic ring in one hand, other beer being chugged
*BRAAP*
Sheesh another weird thread. There goes the neighborhood..
That's not an acronym. That's an anagram.It's an acronym. He's really Ty Garrett. The truth is out, you fiend!So this "Gary Teter" is really a pseudonym? I could understand that... it's probably a play on "Gray Tweeter" or something.Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...
Hey! I'm the lord secretary of kicking a**, not the lord secretary of grammar!
Edit: Speaking of which, it's high time we get one of those.
{gates in, with basket of egg-free chocolate-chip muffins} Hello, Welcome to the OTD Section. I'm glad you all moved into the neighborhood; we'll be able to just pop in all the time. BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Hey! I'm the lord secretary of kicking a**, not the lord secretary of grammar!Edit: Speaking of which, it's high time we get one of those.
Ooo, hello! I'd be great for that... I've even got a sexy librarian outfit for it.
{gates in, with basket of egg-free chocolate-chip muffins} Hello, Welcome to the OTD Section. I'm glad you all moved into the neighborhood; we'll be able to just pop in all the time. BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Ooo, hello! I'd be great for that... I've even got a sexy librarian outfit for it.
Hey! I'm the lord secretary of kicking a**, not the lord secretary of grammar!Edit: Speaking of which, it's high time we get one of those.
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.
That's not an acronym. That's an anagram.It's an acronym. He's really Ty Garrett. The truth is out, you fiend!So this "Gary Teter" is really a pseudonym? I could understand that... it's probably a play on "Gray Tweeter" or something.Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.Friggin' CIA operatives making moves without briefing the Lord Ministers. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us Quebec has WMDs and stuff...Hey! I'm the lord secretary of kicking a**, not the lord secretary of grammar!
Edit: Speaking of which, it's high time we get one of those.
I'd nominate the Stuffy Grammarian, but that whole cross dressing vibe weirds me out sometimes...
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.{gates in, with basket of egg-free chocolate-chip muffins} Hello, Welcome to the OTD Section. I'm glad you all moved into the neighborhood; we'll be able to just pop in all the time. BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Ooo, hello! I'd be great for that... I've even got a sexy librarian outfit for it.
Hey! I'm the lord secretary of kicking a**, not the lord secretary of grammar!Edit: Speaking of which, it's high time we get one of those.
Look, bub, I hire the sexy librarians around here. President Moorluck is too busy for all that...
He had better be finalizing that new Colombian/Peruvian Free Trade agreement, I'm getting sleepy...
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.
I like take-charge badgers. {starts slowly stripping off sexy adventureress outfit} Oh darn, I forgot the librarian outfit at home {still stripping} I guess I didn't bring anything to wear for the... "interview." Will that be ok?
Look, bub, I hire the sexy librarians around here. President Moorluck is too busy for all that...
Now boys, lets not argue {rolls dice, makes Save vs. Monty Python quote}. Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
AIEEEE!!!!! WE'RE IN THE OTD SECTION OF THE MESSAGEBOARDS! THAT MEANS WE'RE CLOSER TO THE SLAADS, JACKS AND POODLES!
Not to mention me...
We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.
Nope, no civilized empire would recognize those panties -- hey, are those Ambrosia's? -- as a proper flag. Savages!
... Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
COUGHslutCOUGH
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.I like take-charge badgers. {starts slowly stripping off sexy adventureress outfit} Oh darn, I forgot the librarian outfit at home {still stripping} I guess I didn't bring anything to wear for the... "interview." Will that be ok?
Look, bub, I hire the sexy librarians around here. President Moorluck is too busy for all that...Now boys, lets not argue {rolls dice, makes Save vs. Monty Python quote}. Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
Sayyyy! Where'd that burlesque music come from?
Now boys, lets not argue. Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
Now see, that just makes me almost want to be Lawful..
It is that bad for people...
In the name of all that is holy...unholy...uh...WHAT ARE YOU?????AIEEEE!!!!! WE'RE IN THE OTD SECTION OF THE MESSAGEBOARDS! THAT MEANS WE'RE CLOSER TO THE SLAADS, JACKS AND POODLES!Not to mention me...
Uhg. I get so tired of explaining it. Just ask my mom... Ambrosia Slaad!
In the name of all that is holy...unholy...uh...WHAT ARE YOU?????AIEEEE!!!!! WE'RE IN THE OTD SECTION OF THE MESSAGEBOARDS! THAT MEANS WE'RE CLOSER TO THE SLAADS, JACKS AND POODLES!Not to mention me...Uhg. I get so tired of explaining it. Just ask my mom... Ambrosia Slaad!
<Backing away from Ambrosia Slaad, yet not looking away>
So, uh, you crossbreed...stuff?
Uhg. I get so tired of explaining it. Just ask my mom... Ambrosia Slaad!
Now son, be nice. He's not used to how chaotic things get here.
{whispers} and, hello, Mommy needs to get paid,
and.
you're.
not.
helping!
<Backing away from Ambrosia Slaad, yet not looking away>So, uh, you crossbreed...stuff?
Ewwww!? With Poodles and Jacks!? Not this girl!
I'm just a compulsive bad-wisher. It's ok; I'm in Wishers' Anonymous now. I just wish they gave away 'Hour' chips- oh, wait- darn it!
{tunnels up from underground} Ha ha, Colonel Hogan, eat your heart out!
{sticks Poodle Lord flag in the ground} Yes!, more Poodle territory... enough room to piddle and leave mines for all Free Poodles!
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{tunnels up from underground} Ha ha, Colonel Hogan, eat your heart out!
Yes!, more Poodle territory... enough room to piddle and leave mines for all Free Poodles!
No offense (well, okay I do mean to offend) but this isn't territory that's up for grabs. We have an established goverment and everything. If you want to 'claim' it, you'll have to talk to President Moorluck.
No offense (well, okay I do mean to offend) but this isn't territory that's up for grabs. We have an established goverment and everything. If you want to 'claim' it, you'll have to talk to President Moorluck.
{looks around} Hmmm, I don't see a flag anywhere. What's that? Oh, you don't have a flag, do you?. No flag, too bad; it's West Poodlandia now. {tosses C.A.R. beads and trinkets, starts polishing NRA-loaned rifle}
Ahem...
We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.
:sheesh:
Now get out of my kitchen!
Today's menu:
We begin with a large helping of caesar slaad, drizzled with ranch dretchling. Then the main course is served, a full rack of poodle ribs marinaded in barbecue jack sauce and slow roasted in our wood-fired oven. Served with garlic potatoes and corn on the cob. Finally desert will be a crème brûlée prepared fired by our secretary of defense himself.
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
Today's menu:
We begin with a large helping of caesar slaad, drizzled with ranch dretchling. Then the main course is served, a full rack of poodle ribs marinaded in barbecue jack sauce and slow roasted in our wood-fired oven. Served with garlic potatoes and corn on the cob. Finally desert will be a crème brûlée prepared fired by our secretary of defense himself.
Sounds deliciously chaotic...
YAY! A new OTD thread!
We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.
Nope, no civilized empire would recognize those panties -- hey, are those Ambrosia's? -- as a proper flag. Savages!
... Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
COUGHslutCOUGH
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
{aims microwave oven at Mr. Cheney's chest}
We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.Nope, no civilized empire would recognize those panties -- hey, are those Ambrosia's? -- as a proper flag. Savages!
... Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.COUGHslutCOUGH
Good thing none of you are civilized!
This might be the new best thread ever.
...
Nope... still not as good as the slaad thread.
This might be the new best thread ever.
...
Nope... still not as good as the slaad thread.
{pops on cowboy hat, aviator sunglasses, and nothing else}
I love the smell of chaos in the morning, it smells li- URK! {knocked unconscious by meteorite of old lady candy}