I AM AN ABOMINATION!!
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I am an abomination of nature!
*steals pitchfork* Thief! Steal something intangible instead, that's OK ... Hands robot an MP3 player
There's something fishy about this place... Hey bud! Long time no see!
Where's my Kibbles and Beer?
Runs over to game and chases antenna tail YAP!
Bounds into scene, chasing a pony keg across the lawn YAP!
Db3 Spoiler: I don't have a lot of time, so I choked back on posting in it plus I purely hate the PbP forum to find the stuff
GRRRR! Begins chasing the various non-Jacks around the clubhouse
sniffs air, notices firewors have set cabana by pool on fire ALERT! FIRE AT POOL! Runs over and uses 'fire hose' to douse flames YAP!
YAP! YAP! wags antenna tail and wiggles radar-dish ears. Gobbles up pancakes and beer with gusto, then rolls on belly for a scratch.
That's HIM, and I can't breed. Fixed dontcha know. If I was a her I'd be a Poodle JILL! Walks back to the bar to lick up beer spills Stoopid skunk ...
GRRR! You heard the lady you ..you ... micturator! YAP! Engages attack sequence
YAY! A new OTD thread!
OM NOM NOM! wags tail and places head in Lynora-Jill's lap. Looks over at large rancid skunk and sticks tongue out
Greetings fellow poodles! Half ceramic composite actually! Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably
Runs over and humps Jackskunk's leg YAP!
OM NOM NOM! *urp*
YAP YAP! I LOVE HUNGRY JACK! rolls on back and wiggles
wags tail YAP! Initializes sparkly eye function
I'm a Jack! I piss 30-year old Scotch! Hops on bar and raises leg. An amber fluid quickly fills an empty tumbler Ice me Acme!
{gates in, shaking, eyes wild with terror} I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it!!! What Horror from Beyond have I unleashed?!?! appears in a puff of burning WD40 MMMEAH! What's up Slaad? Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
That's me! A Jack's best friend! Wags tail and radar-dish ears YAP!
Greetings fellow Jacks!
Greetings fellow poodles!
I ...LIVE! MUAHAHHAA! |