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MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
... Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
COUGHslutCOUGH

*Grabs MGSTP*

Okay MGSTP, you are so neutered(or spayed, could never tell what gender your are). Het! Dwarf Cook? You got any rusty staek knives I can use?
*knocks out MGSTP, and begins surgery*

This will teach you to talk about my mom like that...


Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.

Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?

Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...


Vice President HD wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.

Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?

Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...

I'll be the targeted quail for you to be *hunting*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I love the smell of chaos in the morning, it smells li- URK! {knocked unconscious by meteorite of old lady candy}

{finishes washing traces of old lady candy off fingers} Out damn spot!

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Okay MGSTP, you are so neutered(or spayed, could never tell what gender your are). Het! Dwarf Cook? You got any rusty staek knives I can use?

*knocks out MGSTP, and begins surgery*

This will teach you to talk about my mom like that...

Be careful dear nephew, he's carrying one of Egg Slaad's eggs.


Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Vice President HD wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.

Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?

Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...
I'll be the targeted quail for you to be *hunting*

Son, you're too darned valuable to go hunting with me. We need you to get up to Quebec and turn it into a paved parking lot while you're looking for those WMDs that Teter fella from the CIA gave us the tip on...


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Be careful dear nephew, he's carrying one of Egg Slaad's eggs.

I will be sure to put it back in if I find it, possible someplace a bit more unpleasant for MGSTP...

*Continues surgery*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.

I like take-charge badgers. {starts slowly stripping off sexy adventureress outfit} Oh darn, I forgot the librarian outfit at home {still stripping} I guess I didn't bring anything to wear for the... "interview." Will that be ok?

Vice President HD wrote:
Look, bub, I hire the sexy librarians around here. President Moorluck is too busy for all that...
Now boys, lets not argue {rolls dice, makes Save vs. Monty Python quote}. Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.

No thats not ok, your interview is now with me! As first Lady Supreme I declare you first put on some clothes!

Next you may be the librarian. But if I catch you near to my husband, i'll feed you to Dargentum!!!


*Walks in and looks around*

I think this place could use some more slaads.


Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:

Ahem...

We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.

:sheesh:

Now get out of my kitchen!

Today's menu:

We begin with a large helping of caesar slaad, drizzled with ranch dretchling. Then the main course is served, a full rack of poodle ribs marinaded in barbecue jack sauce and slow roasted in our wood-fired oven. Served with garlic potatoes and corn on the cob. Finally desert will be a crème brûlée prepared fired by our secretary of defense himself.

Sounds good! as for the little twit who thinks he can invade The good ol' U.S. of Paizonia, I want his home reduced to a "Ground Zero Ocean" by morning!


Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.

Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!


MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

{tunnels up from underground} Ha ha, Colonel Hogan, eat your heart out!

{sticks Poodle Lord flag in the ground} I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE POODLE LORDS! Yes!, more Poodle territory... enough room to piddle and leave mines for all Free Poodles!

You can claim whatever you like, but that don't make it true!

Dargentum! sic 'em boy!

(for some reason it comes out sounding like "Chopper! sic balz!"

Liberty's Edge

IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!


Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?


Arendell wrote:
Lady Solnes?

C'mere boy. Let me talk to you fer a sec'.

*whips out his Magic SAW gun*

BADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!!
*unloads 100 rounds into the scrawny elf*

Thats all I had to say.


RABBLE!!!!


Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?

Have you poked around the OTD boards? WAY more hookers and blow here than in those stuffy "Website Feedback" threads!

WOOHOO!!!!

*shoots a Barrett 82 off into the air*

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Vice President HD wrote:
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?

Have you poked around the OTD boards? WAY more hookers and blow here than in those stuffy "Website Feedback" threads!

WOOHOO!!!!

*shoots a Barrett 82 off into the air*

You can send some of those Hookers into my Office. I need to work on some Foreign Policy and need some sounding boards...


Jonis VP HD in festivities.

*Fires Taurus 608 into air*

Scarab Sages

I'm confused.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused.

Welcome to the party!


Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused.

Aren't you immune to that?

Scarab Sages

Richard Pickman wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused.
Aren't you immune to that?

I wish.


Potato Slaad wrote:

*Walks in and looks around*

I think this place could use some more slaads.

Ayup


I'm so high right now.


dang hippeh wrote:
I'm so high right now.

Wanna go huntin'?


Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
I'm so high right now.
Wanna go huntin'?

You smell like my grandpa.


I don't smell like that!


dang hippeh wrote:
Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
I'm so high right now.
Wanna go huntin'?
You smell like my grandpa.

Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?


Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
I'm so high right now.
Wanna go huntin'?
You smell like my grandpa.
Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?

No. Like Preparation H, stale aftershave, and pee.


dang hippeh wrote:
Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
Vice President HD wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:
I'm so high right now.
Wanna go huntin'?
You smell like my grandpa.
Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?
No. Like Preparation H, stale aftershave, and pee.

Well, then he doesn't smell like me, ya dang hippeh!

I have to get Moorluck to sign another one of those executive order thingies. Anyone who smells like pot and patchouli must be shot on sight!

Liberty's Edge

Well we know you won't be the one doing the shooting then!


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!

Bang!

Crap! He won't die! I think he's a lich!


Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!

Bang!

Crap! He won't die! I think he's a lich!

I am the real deal. I'm pretty sure I was on these Off-Topic boards before your lame "VP".

I assure you, my phylactery/pacemaker is well guarded.


Ahhh... Meester Cheney!

S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!

(with the extra special arsenic ingredient, of course...)


Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:

Ahhh... Meester Cheney!

S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!

(with the extra special arsenic ingredient, of course...)

You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...


Dick Cheney wrote:
Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:

Ahhh... Meester Cheney!

S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!

(with the extra special arsenic ingredient, of course...)

You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...

It *is* POODLE noodle soup...


Wow, this thread has gotten so long that the sheer weight of it has sunk it down to the bottom of the page in the Off-Topic section...

Liberty's Edge

Shadowborn wrote:
Wow, this thread has gotten so long that the sheer weight of it has sunk it down to the bottom of the page in the Off-Topic section...

and, yet, it STILL isn't long enough...

Dark Archive

Grading papers sucks, especially when you have been putting it off for a few weeks.


Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:

Ahhh... Meester Cheney!

S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!

(with the extra special arsenic ingredient, of course...)

You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...
It *is* POODLE noodle soup...

Well, that might be too good to pass up.

Dark Archive

Page 67!


Cut that s*%# out!!!


Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!

*Pees on the french guy*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
*Pees on the french guy*

Grabs a jar. "Ahh... the marinade for the Slaad's order!"

Liberty's Edge

Time for a song

Liberty's Edge

Ooooooh, yeah, ooh, yeah

Liberty's Edge

Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin'

Liberty's Edge

Ooh yeah, whoaw

Liberty's Edge

Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five

Liberty's Edge

My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive

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