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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Herr Doktor Schadenfreude wrote:

Tch! Ze strains of your pozition are getting to you, Herr President. Here, haff zome Napien, und zome Zombiax und some ..

Shakes out a handful of different pills and hands them over

It's that damned VP! and the Supreme First Lady.... I think they might be conspiring to drive me mad.... well I've got news for them. TO LATE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Listen to that laugh... are you really saying that you're mad?

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Kim Jung-Il wrote:
crap

Wow, I didn't know you were that fluent in English.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Just wake up, Matt? ;)

Took me that long to think up a catchy reply. ;)

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Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

Comma. You don't even believe in God, you crazy-haired commie, so shut the hell up.

Stamps "Rejected by Nature" across his face with a big permanent ink stamp.

You just need to watch one of my movies. Now sit back, relax, and let go of all hope for your capitalist pig system.

A capitalist system that centers around pigs? Hmmm... we don't exclusively eat pork over here (and I'm a vegetarian). I don't know of any system like that...

And aren't you getting confused with China?

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Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Surrender your pathetic excuse for a domainion or I will be forced to launch a smurf missile and destroy your board.

Ha! Gary fixed the Smurf cheat... yay!

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Surrender your pathetic excuse for a domainion or I will be forced to launch a "serf" missile and destroy your board.
Ha! Gary fixed the "serf" cheat... yay!

Oh, god... with that alias and that avatar... goes into a corner too much information, too much information, too much information, too much information...


Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Intern Lynora, you have done a fine job but I feel your talents are being wasted. I am appointing you to Lady of Submissive Interns. You will be responsible for making sure that all future interns are as dedicated to making this administrations dreams a reality as you have been.

*hands over a leather cheerleader outfit, stiletto heals, and a whip*

Oooh, sweet. I already got a promotion. :) And nice uniform. I'll just go try it on.

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
stiletto heals

Would that be like a spell that heals stilettos, a spell that heals using a stiletto, or a spell that looks like a stiletto when it heals?

;)


Kim Jung-Il wrote:
I will also send my army of fiendish poodles to crap all over your lawn.

*looks down at crazy Korean dick-tater*

Who let the talking monkey into my office? Lord Secretary of Kicking A**, strap this little goof ball to a good ol' American made nuke and play target practice with whatever city that brain dead twit Keeanu Reeves is living in.

*grabs and lifts crazy Korean dick-tater up by bad haircut*

So did your momma get drunk near the monkey house one night or what?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

Comma. You don't even believe in God, you crazy-haired commie, so shut the hell up.

Stamps "Rejected by Nature" across his face with a big permanent ink stamp.

You just need to watch one of my movies. Now sit back, relax, and let go of all hope for your capitalist pig system.

A capitalist system that centers around pigs? Hmmm... we don't exclusively eat pork over here (and I'm a vegetarian). I don't know of any system like that...

And aren't you getting confused with China?

A vegetarian goblin? What is wrong with the world today...


OK. Keanu's been told that they're filming "Bill and Ted 3" in Pyongyang, ol' Kimmie's been tied to a nuke, and he has a "return to sender" tag around his neck.

Bombs away!


oh do we get a nice new glass parking lot.


Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

OK. Keanu's been told that they're filming "Bill and Ted 3" in Pyongyang, ol' Kimmie's been tied to a nuke, and he has a "return to sender" tag around his neck.

Bombs away!

Thank you for the warning. Not only can we liquidate much of our surplus population, but we gt rid of this eyesore as well. Forunately for us all, Iam spending my summer in Argentina with a lady friend.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Surrender your pathetic excuse for a domainion or I will be forced to launch a smürf missile and destroy your board.
Ha! Gary fixed the smürf cheat... yay!

Did he fix the smürf cheat, though?


May one smnrf still?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
May one smnrf still?

I believe so.


aww S M U R F it anyway.


ack the thread is dying now that the wee blue ones are coming back. Quick someone think of Seoni or that werewoof chap I think his name is heathy but I don't know


The choice is to think of Seoni or Heathy? Wow, some folks are really getting shafted. Dunno what this has to do with little blue gnomes, but here it goes:

Thinks of Seoni...


I just mentioned those because hey poped into my head, heathy because of his post count, and threads grow when seoni is mentioned. please more ideas. I am now getting a mental picture of a hairy seoni howling at the moon. Man I am sick please help me, wheres a head doctor when you need them


You rang?

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I'd love to smurf Seoni...

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I would rather think of Seoni than Heathy.


Dr. Jung wrote:
You rang?

Doc, I need some help. Just look at what is going on in my mind. MMMmmmm, smnrf seoni, how about smnrfing Merisiel, or even etter both at once. All this reminds me of a horny little rc truck

need meds doc.


Let us try talking virst, und medication as a last resort, ja?

Now, describe to me how your troubles began...


*lies down*
First there was this little Korean guy, and out of nowhere he turned into a little blue female gnome, and I was completely thrown for a loop. I mean come on, this isnt a game.

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This thread is way too long!


Very interesting...und then vat happened?


Dr. Jung wrote:
Very interesting...und then vat happened?

I don't really remember, one thing led to another and all of a sudden I turned into a blue gnome but just as fast I changed back. and after that all I could think about was a werewoof and some sorcerer named seoni, what does this mean doc.


yoda8myhead wrote:
This thread is way too long!

That sir is sedition!! By the power of my office I swear this thread will continue until I damn well say it ends!!! Lord Secretary of Kicking A**! turn this piece of goblin goo over to Lynora for reconditioning.

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Kim Jung-Il wrote:
Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

OK. Keanu's been told that they're filming "Bill and Ted 3" in Pyongyang, ol' Kimmie's been tied to a nuke, and he has a "return to sender" tag around his neck.

Bombs away!

Thank you for the warning. Not only can we liquidate much of our surplus population, but we gt rid of this eyesore as well. Forunately for us all, Iam spending my summer in Argentina with a lady friend.

Oh no! He's gonna be leading an army up the Appalachian Trail!


Dr. Jung wrote:
Very interesting...und then vat happened?

I don't believe that you have been appointed Lord Physic of this administration, or did the the Lord Surgeon General make that appointment?


How do you feel about your gnomic transformation? Vat does blue mean to you? Vat do gnomes mean to you?

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Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

*lies down*

First there was this little Korean guy, and out of nowhere he turned into a little blue female gnome, and I was completely thrown for a loop. I mean come on, this isnt a game.

The blue people are taking over!


Good Lord President, allow me to prezent mein credentials.

Motions to forklift to deliver The Collected Works of C. G. Jung.


Dr. Jung wrote:

Good Lord President, allow me to prezent mein credentials.

Motions to forklift to deliver The Collected Works of C. G. Jung.

You can deliver that to one of my Interns, I'm far to important, and lazy to spend my time reading. The Supreme First Lady has pointed out however that we could use Concierge Doctor if you want the job.


Lady Solnes is also looking for a personal trainer, anyone interested in helping her work up a sweat?


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
This thread is way too long!
That sir is sedition!! By the power of my office I swear this thread will continue until I damn well say it ends!!! Lord Secretary of Kicking A**! turn this piece of goblin goo over to Lynora for reconditioning.

<Conks yoda8myhead on the, er, head>

Lynora, do whatever...pleases you...with this cretin!


Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
How do you feel about your gnomic transformation? Vat does blue mean to you? Vat do gnomes mean to you?

The transformation, I don't know, just weird. Blue sky, down, water, up, down, stop sign, turn around, dirka, dirka, dirka. Gnomes short, meant to be thrown, but not as well as halflings though.

Dark Archive

I TPKed my whole group again.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Lady Solnes is also looking for a personal trainer, anyone interested in helping her work up a sweat?

I am looking to gettting into shape, and I need a workout partner. and I thought you were supposed to make her work up a sweat, Lord President. *rimshot

*runs for cover back on sofa talking to doctor Jung

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Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
How do you feel about your gnomic transformation? Vat does blue mean to you? Vat do gnomes mean to you?
The transformation, I don't know, just weird. Blue sky, down, water, up, down, stop sign, turn around, dirka, dirka, dirka. Gnomes short, meant to be thrown, but not as well as halflings though.

You're loony.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
How do you feel about your gnomic transformation? Vat does blue mean to you? Vat do gnomes mean to you?
The transformation, I don't know, just weird. Blue sky, down, water, up, down, stop sign, turn around, dirka, dirka, dirka. Gnomes short, meant to be thrown, but not as well as halflings though.
You're loony.

Goblins can be thrown as well

New sport Lord President Moorluck. Small creature tossing, different races=different leagues, weight divisions, oh, I can see the income now.


Psst! Warbucks!

Spoiler:
smurf


AHHHH, smnrf!!!!!!!!!! Grabs heavy mace and starts swinging

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Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Psst! Warbucks!

** spoiler omitted **

Cruel.

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Goblins don't like small-headed tall human women who smell bad and wear ugly colors.

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Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

*lies down*

First there was this little Korean guy, and out of nowhere he turned into a little blue female gnome, and I was completely thrown for a loop. I mean come on, this isnt a game.

Smurfalicious.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Goblins don't like small-headed tall human women who smell bad and wear ugly colors.

I didn't know goblins liked anything.


David Fryer wrote:
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

*lies down*

First there was this little Korean guy, and out of nowhere he turned into a little blue female gnome, and I was completely thrown for a loop. I mean come on, this isnt a game.
Sm****licious.

Ahh, not more of them, I like green, as in money, not blue as in cheese and by the way I can not stand the stuff, but that is my opinion

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