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Come this way my daring, I may have an openning for you in my organization.Oh, normal stuff.....like slaughter innocent babies while they sleep in their mothers arms...
*looks around at the appalled faces*
What??
Only if it involves slaughtering innocents and shaving my alternate universe twin bald.
I want to shave some poodles bald....
shooby dooby doo....
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Hey, did you guys see >my locked thread< ?Bet you don't have one of these on your resume.
I actually have at least one on my resume. I'm not going to try and dig it up though.
Edit: Actually I have two that I can recall of the top of my head.
I tried! So help me, I tried!
I think the Paizo staff found the "Which Paizo employees have you slept with" thread too entertaining to lock.
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Hey, did you guys see >my locked thread< ?Bet you don't have one of these on your resume.
I actually have at least one on my resume. I'm not going to try and dig it up though.
Edit: Actually I have two that I can recall of the top of my head.
I tried! So help me, I tried!
I think the Paizo staff found the "Which Paizo employees have you slept with" thread too entertaining to lock.
I had a feeling that one would get a pass, and that one would have technically been on my resume, even though it was your idea. :)
Any bets on how much longer Gary will let the health care thread go on?
About a day or so. Hackles are already getting raised, and the fact that it looks like the administration is starting to back down on the public option is going to make a lot of people frothing mad.
BTW Threadheads, kudos on bloating this thread faster than a government subsidy! You should be proud!
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Any bets on how much longer Gary will let the health care thread go on?About a day or so. Hackles are already getting raised, and the fact that it looks like the administration is starting to back down on the public option is going to make a lot of people frothing mad.
BTW Threadheads, kudos on bloating this thread faster than a government subsidy! You should be proud!
Yeah, I was glad for the two day break. It let me rethink my priorities and realize that there was no point in me posting on that thread. The only thing I was changing was my blood pressure, and not for the better.
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Dwear: Dwear wander the Crown of the World, living as nomads who follow the herds that wander this region. They are rarely seen beyond there, although some tribes have been seen as far south as the Land of the Linnorm Kings. At least one tribe is also known to have sworn feality to Baba Yaga. From the waist up, Dwear resemble powerfully built but hairy dwarven warriors, often dressed in leather armor and carrying traditionl axes. Below the waist is a different story, as they have the powerful body of a polar bear. According to their myths, dwear were indeed once dwarves who were driven from their holds and exiled to the frozen wastes. It was there that their shamans appealed to the bear spirits to give them the streangth to survive and they were transformed. As a result, dwear do not worship any of the god, their spiritual needs are met by druids instead of clerics.
Worc: When Baba Yaga first seized control of Irrisen, she wanted to create a force that would cause unreasoning fear in the minds of her opponents. She discovered an ancient Ulfen myth about the Eaters of the Dead, who's bite would prevent an Ulfen warrior from travelling to Valhalla. So using a tribe of orcs captured in the Hoarwood forest and a pack of dire wolves, she created the living embodiement of the eaters of the Dead. Worcs have the upper body of an orc and the lower body of a dire wolf, but an intelligence that is greater than either creature. They are also blessed with a supernatural ability to cause fear in the minds of their enemies. The armies of Irrisen often use them as shock troopers, sending them ahead of the main advance to break the enemy spirit. Otherwise, they roam the frozen lands of Irrisen, running down and slaying anyone that shows the slightest fear in their presence.
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So I was looking over the new Transformers toy line, planning Christmas for my kids. They have lots of great new figs with some pretty cool alt-modes. then I found Ransack The Decepticon who transforms into...........a Biplane. Now, maybe it's just me, but the biplane just doesn't have the coolness factor of say a camero or a stealth boat. Not to mention, unless he's hiding out in Iowa, I don't see a biplane asd being a very good disguise. I wonder if he gets teased by the other Decepticoans.
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Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton/13th Warrior spoiler:
I like a crew of ursine centaur dwarves.
I'd like them to be normal, and wear a polar bear skin and turn into a polar bear centaur with a polar bear head. A polar bear centaur is obviously to me meant to menace a higher level party/midlevel maybe, so I'd like to see it get a crapload of multiattacks.....greataxe, bite, forepaws. Like that.